Epic Patriotic Portraits by Jason Heuser

Question: what’s more awesome than a president riding a bear? Answer: a president riding a bear while shooting a machine gun! Featured below is a selection of awesome patriotic portraits by Jason Heuser. Every single one of these are available on his Etsy store.

USA! USA! USA!

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USA! USA! USA!

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If you like these portraits and wish to support the artist, you can buy prints at Jason’s Etsy store.

24 thoughts on “Epic Patriotic Portraits by Jason Heuser”

  1. The orange stain has a built-in fan base and his ugly face makes me want to vomit. But all the others are wonderful in their own horrible way! These should be available on t-shirts, think of the freak show at the re-opening state fairs.

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  2. To the anonymous that thinks Trump could kick my ass twice before breakfast. I’m an army vet with more than 3 years of deployment experience (over 8 in) in a specialty wherein I did more in a month than most soldiers did on an x-box during their career. Left the army and jumped to the other end of the spectrum and became an emergency physician. As such I can say definitively that Trump is also an obese, painted clown (that one’s not a medical diagnosis I’ll admit), pathological narcissist. I’ll leave it at that. Enjoy sleeping with your sister.

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  3. OMG People who still complain about trump prove Trump broke them. Really people, get help if you’re still butt hurt Hillary lost in 2016.

    No picture of biden eating an ice cream cone while checking his notes on what to say? Weird.

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  4. The problem is that the deluded masses will buy the Trump ones and not get that it’s a joke.

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  5. Boy Trump sure still lives rent free in so many people’s heads. It shows you that they are the ones with mental illness not anyone else.

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  6. Just jaw-dropping art. Love it all. I’d like to see Biden as a sort of dark lord. That is how history will remember him.

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