Epic Patriotic Portraits by Jason Heuser

Question: what’s more awesome than a president riding a bear? Answer: a president riding a bear while shooting a machine gun! Featured below is a selection of awesome patriotic portraits by Jason Heuser. Every single one of these are available on his Etsy store.

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If you like these portraits and wish to support the artist, you can buy prints at Jason’s Etsy store.

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  1. Anonymous July 2, 2021

    All of those Trump pics are laughable! He’s a moron.

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  2. Your Name Here July 3, 2021

    Frankly, all our presidential portraits should be done by this guy

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  3. Anonymous July 3, 2021

    Obama on a stuffed lion with a crossbow. Perfect!!

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  4. klaus July 3, 2021

    ah, the 43. president yosemite sam.

  5. Anonymous July 3, 2021

    I love Reagan not giving a shit about grabbing the wheel in the last one lol

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  6. Doug Kelley July 3, 2021

    Never realized Franklin was a president.

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  7. Anonymous July 3, 2021

    Seems American, obsessed with guns and attacking other countries.

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  8. Satanas July 4, 2021

    It says patriotic portraits, not presidential portraits…

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  9. Anonymous July 4, 2021

    Obama could only dream of being that manly. Biggest presidential wimp ever.

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  10. Anonymous July 4, 2021

    Last I checked Trump dodged the draft… 5 separate times. If that’s not cowardly not sure what is. https://bit.ly/3qK9WQh

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  11. Anonymous July 4, 2021

    He could kick your ass twice before breakfast.

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  12. Anonymous July 4, 2021

    He let his drones do his talkin’.

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  13. anon July 4, 2021

    The orange stain has a built-in fan base and his ugly face makes me want to vomit. But all the others are wonderful in their own horrible way! These should be available on t-shirts, think of the freak show at the re-opening state fairs.

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  14. Risky Farts July 4, 2021

    Should have FDR as a wheel chair cyborg.

  15. Anonymous July 6, 2021

    To the anonymous that thinks Trump could kick my ass twice before breakfast. I’m an army vet with more than 3 years of deployment experience (over 8 in) in a specialty wherein I did more in a month than most soldiers did on an x-box during their career. Left the army and jumped to the other end of the spectrum and became an emergency physician. As such I can say definitively that Trump is also an obese, painted clown (that one’s not a medical diagnosis I’ll admit), pathological narcissist. I’ll leave it at that. Enjoy sleeping with your sister.

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  16. Patricia July 6, 2021

    OMG People who still complain about trump prove Trump broke them. Really people, get help if you’re still butt hurt Hillary lost in 2016.

    No picture of biden eating an ice cream cone while checking his notes on what to say? Weird.

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  17. Wanderlust July 7, 2021

    The problem is that the deluded masses will buy the Trump ones and not get that it’s a joke.

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  18. Liberalsareidiots July 7, 2021

    Boy Trump sure still lives rent free in so many people’s heads. It shows you that they are the ones with mental illness not anyone else.

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  19. El Kabong July 8, 2021

    MAGA, Bytches !!!

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  20. Demented liberals July 13, 2021

    It sure is funny how many people’s heads Trump lives in rent free.

  21. Anonymous July 18, 2021

    Monica’s hand needs to be about a foot higher to be more accurate.

  22. Anonymous July 18, 2021

    What? No Obama rampaging on his bicycle, wearing his helmet and mom-jeans? C’mon, Man!

  23. Mitch August 12, 2021

    I love TR vs Bigfoot. Bad ass.

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