There’s Now Soap That Makes You Smell Like Gunpowder, Campfire, And Whiskey

There’s nothing quite like the smell of the outdoors, especially when you’ve been dealing with gunpowder, sitting around a campfire, drinking whiskey. Now, that of course sounds like deadly combination, but that’s also kind of the point. To live dangerously, to live like a cowboy!

Outlaw soap.

If you’d rather live in your suburban home, listening to Justin Bieber on your Amazon Echo in the bathtub, while lathering your skin with essential oils, you may need this manly soap substitute. Outlaw Soap will make you smell like a cowboy, without having to experience all of the life-threatening danger of the outdoors.

Outlaw soap.

We haven’t tested this product ourselves, so we can’t say for sure how well it cleans your body, but we assume that it functions like a normal soap. So please don’t write us angry e-mails if it turns out to be an absolute garbage.

Outlaw soap.

It not only smells unusual, but it also looks threatening. The dark patterned soap with black, red and yellow will never be mistaken for the soft, skin-soothing fruity soaps you’re used to in your daily mundane life. This manly soap bar looks exactly like it smells – like imminent threat! …Which begs the question: are you really so insecure about your masculinity that you need this in your life?

Outlaw soap.

If you feel like you need this weird product in your bathroom, you can get it on Amazon, because Jeff Bezos will gladly take your hard-earned cash to become ever so slightly richer.

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  1. Anonymous May 6, 2021

    why does my wife hate me

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  2. Koizoh Rível May 6, 2021

    Next line of scents: “Hairy armpit” and “Greasy crotch”. Would sell like a charm.

  3. Anonymous May 6, 2021

    Shit for morons.

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  4. Pickles May 6, 2021

    The whiskey one is going to go down great at work.

  5. love this May 6, 2021

    i would love to see what it feels like to live as an outlaw cowboy but I would rather not smell like it…ya know?! eh whatever its a great product

  6. Anonymous May 6, 2021

    So you basically wanna smell like a homeless gun-crazy alcoholic?

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  7. Tea May 9, 2021

    I dunno, I kind of like the idea of the fire one. Combine it with Demeter’s Marshmallow cologne and who knows what could happen?

  8. Tea May 9, 2021

    Aaand I just discovered Outlaw makes these fragrances in solid cologne. Hmm…

  9. Aga June 1, 2021

    I’m female and I absolutely love those soaps, so they’re not just for guys who are insecure about their masculinity XD They smell fantastic!

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