To promote your child’s early childhood development, get started in this Octopus Baby Onesie. These sea dwellers belong to the smartest of animals, after all. It’s available in a one-size-fits-all, it’s made from high-quality sort plush and cotton, and is perfect for Halloween, weekend shenanigans, or Instagram posts that will make you look like a serious and responsible parent.
The size of the octopus onesie is 63 x 40 inches (160 x 101 cm) and comes only in pink, so make sure that your baby agrees to wear pink before considering adding to cart. Too bad it doesn’t come in an adult sizes. Would be fun to take a nap dressed like that.
Another great use for this thing would be as an outfit for when your baby starts to learn the first letters: “A is for Azathoth… B is for Bokrug… C is for CTHULHU!!!… … … K is for KRAKEN!!!”
Anyways, if you feel like you are ready to throw away your hard-earned cash for this thing, you can get it on Amazon. We bet this is a pain at diaper changes, though. Please note that this site is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate affiliate we earn from qualifying purchases.
I does not make any difference what you do, your child will still end up in therapy.
How do you know?
…there’s nothing nicer than a cute baby picture. Lighten up Anon#1, In the big picture of life….
>:( WHY DIDNT WE GET RAISED LIKE THAT
They should make these in adult sizes too!!!