Mustache Pacifier Will Turn Your Baby Into a Middle-Aged Man

While some babies are born with the look, others have to use mustache pacifiers to turn themselves into slightly grumpy middle-aged men. Various styles are available from the largest online stores: Amazon, AliExpress, and Etsy. Scroll down to see the funniest examples of these questionable parenting decisions!

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

Mustache pacifier.

If you want to turn your baby into a middle-aged man, various mustache pacifier styles are available on Amazon, AliExpress, and Etsy.

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  1. Tea December 26, 2021

    I’d rather they just turn it into a middle-aged man.

  2. Tabbycat December 27, 2021

    (4) “What have you DONE to me?!” (5) “This is NOT funny….”
    (10) “This is your captain speaking….”

    Seriously though, why?

  3. Your Name Here December 27, 2021

    ok, that’s adorable

  4. Anonymous December 27, 2021

    No Hitler ‘stache?

  5. Anonymous January 4, 2022

    Jim Henson’s Ron Swanson Babies.

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