16 thoughts on “Breaking News: Statues Have Started To Beat Up Humans!”

  1. @Huck
    Well, the ones in the US probably sued…*somebody* {shrug}. You know, for a) being injured by their own actions, b) claiming they felt discriminated against, or c) their freedom of speech was infringed upon/suppressed. The NRA would sue because, obviously, the statues had their firearms taken away. The Republicans would sue because the statues are “woke”. The Democrats wouldn’t sue: they’d try to pass a law that says all statues must represent all sexes, genders, and races.

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  2. Do you people even try to find new content? This is what, the third time you’ve run this?

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  3. Well someone has to give whiny folks like yourself something to bitch about. Be thankful and enjoy. The nerve of you people!

  4. This is definitely sad and useless because I have already seen this a couple of times on Sad and Useless. It has gone the way of Hollywood – always rehashing the same old tired stuff hoping that the sleepy hoi-polloi buy it.

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