The Funniest Tweets About Money Problems

The inflation is a complete shitshow, gas prices remain extremely high, and the housing market bubble just keeps growing bigger. One way to cope with all this financial stress is humor. Since laughter releases brain chemicals that fight negative mental conditions (or so we’ve heard), there’s no wonder why broke people develop a good sense of humor. So we compiled a list of tweets filled with incredibly funny and dark humor of people who are not afraid to admit that they are broke.

I SAID we supposed to be saving our money!!!

🎉Made my last car payment 🎉 I still owe a lot but I'm just not paying anymore

Fully furnished flat in London to rent. Six grand a month.

Age 15: someday I'm going to own a Ferrari Age 20: maybe I'll get a BMW someday Age 25: I hope someone in a Mercedes hits me in a crosswalk

Ticketmaster summed up.

you want me to be mad about inflation…..the thing that makes my bouncy houses possible?????

my bank blocked my card because of a security threat. it was me, buying a mattress, at 2 am. i am my own biggest threat

Thankfully gas prices can never go above $9.99 since most of the signs only have three digits

I would like to think money won’t change me, but I found $5 in the pocket of my spring coat and immediately bought name brand aluminum foil.

as a kid, I used to think $1,000 was a lot of money. But now that I'm an adult, I think it's a tremendous amount of money

accountant: "youre basically broke" wife: "he keeps spending money on stupid stuff" me: "lets ask the dog if he thinks his jeans are stupid"

It's OK, funds. I'm insufficient too.

i have decided to leave my past behind me, so if i owe you money… i’m sorry but i’m moving on.

Just called the bank for my account info and a voice whispered "If you break the pack in half, Ramen noodles can last you two days."

"Hello darkness my old friend." Darkness: I'm not lending you any money.

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get? Mine is a skittle.

ATMs have $3.50 withdrawal fees talking about “cover your pin” mf you the thief

me, looking at $900,000 houses with $76 in my bank account: interesting design choice but ok

Let’s play a game of MILLENNIAL MONOPOLY. The rules are simple, you start with no money, you can’t afford anything, the board is on fire for some reason and everything is your fault.

God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn't make me happy.

I'm 1st world poor. Which means I own a smart phone and an expensive laptop so I can go online and check that I have no money in the bank.

whoever thinks money doesn't buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account

One day I hope to be wealthy enough to not do a double take every time I see abandoned furniture on the side of the road.

MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead* MUGGER: ??? ME: I'm thinking.

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4 thoughts on “The Funniest Tweets About Money Problems”

  1. Do I look back dreamily on days gone by?
    No, I look back on how fast my last paycheck went!

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