Have you ever wanted to joke about catching a lobster with your bare feet? Of course you have! Well… Now you finally can! Finally there’s a footwear product that boosts your fashion sense to lobster-level heights. If you are looking for a fun flip-flop to use around the house or a beach sandal with personality, you might want to get yourself a pair of these lobster shaped slippers!
These lobster slippers are composed of a robust, lightweight, elastic, and shock-resistant material. As a result, they become soft, flexible, and comfy while preventing foot discomfort. An actual lobster could weigh around 2 pounds (900 grams) and grow up to 24 inches (60 cm). But You won’t need sandals that big – available sizes for this product range from size 4 to size 14 for both men and women (US shoe sizes).
Nothing says “cool” like someone wearing seafood footwear. So wearing these crustacean slippers will attract a lot of attention, and are sure to be an instant conversation starter! Actually, disregard that. It probably will say “weird”, “odd”, or “batshit crazy” – not “cool”. Either way, you will be center of attention for a minute or two.
Although the color of actual lobsters varies, you can acquire these slippers in a vivid shade of red, orange, or green which means you will be wearing cooked lobsters, since lobsters turn red only when dropped into boiling water. Or alien lobsters in case of green ones. Why lobsters turn red when cooked? Crustacyanin, the colorant in lobster shell, consists of pigment molecules confined in a colorless multiprotein cage. On heating, the proteins denature, releasing their grip on the pigment molecules. Unshackled, the pigment molecules promptly turn red. See, and you thought you wouldn’t learn anything valuable on a weird site like this!
Other than beach, you can use lobster slippers for various purposes. Going gardening? Sure! Walking your pet? No problem. Proposing to your girlfriend? Place the slippers in the hands of your partner, then pop the question: “Will you be my lobster?”
Where to get the lobster slippers? You can snag this life-changing product for around $20 bucks on Amazon.
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The greenish-yellow ones look like the face humping creature from the Alien movie.
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@reply – agreed. next: face-hugger slippers