We Regret To Inform You That Lace Men’s Shorts Are Here For The Summer

Sometimes, it seems like the entire purpose of the Internet is for companies to push ludicrous products on an unsuspecting public in the name of “fashion”, and then for sites like ours to make fun of those products. That’s exactly how we got Sandal Socks, Cowboy Boot Sandals, and Crocheted Men’s Shorts. Well, here we go again. We’re sorry to tell you that this item of men’s fashion now exists. Where to buy this atrocity? You’ll have to go to Hologram City to do that, but we strongly suggest that you don’t.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

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Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

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  1. IJL June 1, 2020

    “Regret”? I’d be more concerned about the solo mustaches that are coming back

  2. Anonymous June 1, 2020

    Very masculine!

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  3. Pickles June 1, 2020

    What the giant douche will be wearing this summer…..

  4. Rodeo Bob June 1, 2020

    Hmm. Sorta… kinda… maybe?

    Lace was trad for men (in the olden days anyway)

    They do look quite light, airy and therefore functional

    There’s clearly a bit too much of the Brighton gaybar/Pride march of these particular designs/photoshoots for these particular versions to have universal appeal, but I think the concept isn’t awful

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  5. Anonymous June 1, 2020

    Some of them have dark coloured inner briefs which is a bad idea. Looks like pubes! Unless all pubic hair and no junk is the look you’re going for…

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  6. Anonymous June 1, 2020

    I seem to remember this post from last year. I don’t care how often they post it, I am never going out dressed like that.

  7. Anonymous June 1, 2020

    This year’s fashion trend among the hip neighborhood thugs. It’s “Goodbye” to the sparkly, sequined, muscle tee.

  8. Anonymous June 2, 2020

    Most of the men here actually rock the lace, and are far more comfortable than most of us.

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