We Regret To Inform You That Lace Men’s Shorts Are Here For The Summer

Sometimes, it seems like the entire purpose of the Internet is for companies to push ludicrous products on an unsuspecting public in the name of “fashion”, and then for sites like ours to make fun of those products. That’s exactly how we got Sandal Socks, Cowboy Boot Sandals, and Crocheted Men’s Shorts. Well, here we go again. We’re sorry to tell you that this item of men’s fashion now exists. Where to buy this atrocity? You’ll have to go to Hologram City to do that, but we strongly suggest that you don’t.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

Men's lace shorts Summer fashion crime.

12 thoughts on “We Regret To Inform You That Lace Men’s Shorts Are Here For The Summer”

  1. Hmm. Sorta… kinda… maybe?

    Lace was trad for men (in the olden days anyway)

    They do look quite light, airy and therefore functional

    There’s clearly a bit too much of the Brighton gaybar/Pride march of these particular designs/photoshoots for these particular versions to have universal appeal, but I think the concept isn’t awful

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  2. I seem to remember this post from last year. I don’t care how often they post it, I am never going out dressed like that.

  3. This year’s fashion trend among the hip neighborhood thugs. It’s “Goodbye” to the sparkly, sequined, muscle tee.

  4. Most of the men here actually rock the lace, and are far more comfortable than most of us.

  5. I think that confidence is key here and these men seem very confident in wearing this (yes they are paid models, but you can still tell that they don’t give a crap what people think)! I’d wear this I’m a heartbeat (with or without underwear).

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