Indian Hills Community in Colorado enjoys a good laugh with their ever-changing and ever-punny signs. Local community center volunteer Vince Rozmiarek is the one to blame, because he’s the one behind all the brilliant puns featured below.
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Hill Areas !!!! Thank you…
Did you hear about the injured vegetable?
Some say he got beet.
I have a letter from the vet… my throat is horse!
Have you seen the movie “Constipated”?
It hasn’t come out yet.
I love these signs! 😂 Btw did you hear the results about the race? Lettuce was ahead but red beet.
I love these! Keep it up!
Love these
Love them. Keep them
Coming.
I see signs everywhere
I have a good one for you I had some tomatoes and they went “ to ma toes. “
If we cantaloupe, lettuce marry.
These are great!! I just saw them on fb and couldn’t resist. Seriously, laughing out loud.
He who dies with the most toys . . . .
Is still dead
Doing a census and not wanting to tell my age I asked “did you check the Hills down the road ” after hearing yes I replied “I’m as old as the Hills” Done
Those are so good i hope to see more puns laughing out loud
Where in Colorado exactly is this? My daughter lived in Fairplay then moved to Alma now she lives at the top of the Continental divide
Keep them coming 😂
Fantastic! Keep them coming
Omg these are hilarious I love them.
My sweet autistic daughter used to say I was hilariass, with a lot of emphasis on the last syllable. She loved making people laugh!
Love your comments! Keep them coming!
Those legs up under that skirt and make a complete ass of themselves.
They are great!!!
These are GREAT!!!
Where would to spend like to spend eternity, Smoking or non-smoking section..
What do you call an old man riding a bike? A popsicle. Though I would add that. Your puns are way to funny.
Mom Corn and Pop Corn had a knubbin put him in a crib. Ah shucks. Corny Joke
Did you hear about the peanut walking down the street? He was assaulted. It’s ok, though. They arrested the energizer bunny for battery.
Lettuce Turnip and Pea
Why is the tomato red?
She looked across the field and saw Mr. Green Pee
*Pea
The early worm
gets eaten by a bird.
The second mouse gets the cheese.
A honeymooners salad, Lettuce alone!
Support your local pastry shop, the baker kneads the dough.
These are hilarious!! Thank you for giving us a good chuckle. Great way to start my day. Keep them coming.
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