Someone In Colorado Is Putting Up The Funniest Signs Ever…

Indian Hills Community in Colorado enjoys a good laugh with their ever-changing and ever-punny signs. Local community center volunteer Vince Rozmiarek is the one to blame, because he’s the one behind all the brilliant puns featured below.




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  1. MikeyCA November 29, 2018

    Hill Areas !!!! Thank you…

  2. Bette December 5, 2018

    Did you hear about the injured vegetable?

    Some say he got beet.

  3. Anonymous January 3, 2019

    I have a letter from the vet… my throat is horse!

  4. Michael Haar November 2, 2019

    Have you seen the movie “Constipated”?
    It hasn’t come out yet.

  5. Linda January 28, 2020

    I love these signs! πŸ˜‚ Btw did you hear the results about the race? Lettuce was ahead but red beet.

  6. Lynn January 29, 2020

    I love these! Keep it up!

  7. Kat January 29, 2020

    Love these

  8. Helen January 29, 2020

    Love them. Keep them

  9. Michelle January 30, 2020

    I see signs everywhere

  10. Anonymous January 30, 2020

    I have a good one for you I had some tomatoes and they went β€œ to ma toes. β€œ

  11. Anonymous January 30, 2020

    If we cantaloupe, lettuce marry.

  12. Jennifer Lane, Jax, Fl. January 31, 2020

    These are great!! I just saw them on fb and couldn’t resist. Seriously, laughing out loud.

  13. Pat the tow man January 31, 2020

    He who dies with the most toys . . . .
    Is still dead

  14. Digby January 31, 2020

    Doing a census and not wanting to tell my age I asked “did you check the Hills down the road ” after hearing yes I replied “I’m as old as the Hills” Done

  15. Anonymous January 31, 2020

    Those are so good i hope to see more puns laughing out loud

  16. Wendy February 1, 2020

    Where in Colorado exactly is this? My daughter lived in Fairplay then moved to Alma now she lives at the top of the Continental divide

  17. Anonymous February 1, 2020

    Keep them coming πŸ˜‚

  18. Anonymous February 1, 2020

    Fantastic! Keep them coming

  19. Char in Abq February 1, 2020

    Omg these are hilarious I love them.

  20. Cindy February 1, 2020

    My sweet autistic daughter used to say I was hilariass, with a lot of emphasis on the last syllable. She loved making people laugh!

  21. Sue February 1, 2020

    Love your comments! Keep them coming!

  22. Anonymous February 1, 2020

    Those legs up under that skirt and make a complete ass of themselves.

  23. Mory February 1, 2020

    They are great!!!

  24. Deb February 2, 2020

    These are GREAT!!!

  25. Janice Bass February 2, 2020

    Where would to spend like to spend eternity, Smoking or non-smoking section..

  26. Becky February 2, 2020

    What do you call an old man riding a bike? A popsicle. Though I would add that. Your puns are way to funny.

  27. Jermow February 2, 2020

    Mom Corn and Pop Corn had a knubbin put him in a crib. Ah shucks. Corny Joke

  28. Kim February 3, 2020

    Did you hear about the peanut walking down the street? He was assaulted. It’s ok, though. They arrested the energizer bunny for battery.

  29. JustMe February 3, 2020

    Lettuce Turnip and Pea

  30. Olivia February 4, 2020

    Why is the tomato red?

    She looked across the field and saw Mr. Green Pee

  31. Olivia February 4, 2020


  32. susan February 4, 2020

    The early worm
    gets eaten by a bird.

  33. Anonymous February 7, 2020

    The second mouse gets the cheese.

  34. Anonymous February 10, 2020

    A honeymooners salad, Lettuce alone!

  35. Tiny Tim February 13, 2020

    Support your local pastry shop, the baker kneads the dough.

  36. Grandma Nita February 15, 2020

    These are hilarious!! Thank you for giving us a good chuckle. Great way to start my day. Keep them coming.

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