Brutally Honest Slogans

We’ve previously featured Brutally Honest Logos, but what if companies left their logos intact, but instead replaced their current slogans with honest ones that actually told the truth?

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  1. Duchess of Fraud July 18, 2019

    Hahaha…

  2. Anonymous July 19, 2019

    Trojans. The prophylactic that works when you try desperately to put it on.

  3. Anonymous July 19, 2019

    Rotfl

  4. Anonymous July 20, 2019

    There’s a beer called Blatz. When I was in college it was the cheapest. I thought it was awful My slogan for it: “Blatz, the beer that tastes like it sounds.”
    Schaefer had the slogan – “The beer to have when you’re having more than one.” I thought this was odd because when we were poor college students we’d drink a more expensive beer for the first and follow up with cheap beer because you couldn’t taste the difference. So it seemed like Schaefer was advertising itself as the beer to have when your tongue is numb and you can’t discern whether it tastes good or not.

  5. Hushai July 21, 2019

    Who else spent a few minutes trying to get the Bryden Lawyers one?

  6. The bath sheet of the family July 23, 2019

    Toyota. Allegedly reliable.

  7. The bath sheet of the family July 23, 2019

    Fosters. Beer for Australians.

  8. boone August 3, 2019

    There was also a beer called Schlitz. Which sounds a lot like what you’ll have the next day after drinking it.

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