Matt Benedetto is a product designer from Burlington, Vermont that is on a quest to create the ugliest abominations of fashion industry, but this time he has taken things too far – he has come up with Crocs Briefs that look like he got stuck in a toddlers swing and just cut the chains off.
In Matt’s own words: “This stylish pair of underwear is equipped with all your favorite accessories from the sport strap, breathable holes, and ribbed accents. When the occasion calls slide them up around your thighs and tackle the day like never before.”
The real name of this product is Gator Briefs, not Crocs Briefs, though. As far as we understand, Crocs doesn’t take kindly to using their brand name for such crimes against fashion. Currently this product is not on sale, but it may be soon. Keep an eye on Matt’s online store we he sells other absurd inventions nobody asked for.
13 thoughts on “Crocs Briefs, The Most Cursed Underwear To Ever Exist”
Fench me my pitchfork and torch darling, i have to go on a riot!
he could have included a pocket for cell phone…
Where is the pocket for the poop knife?
This is the most disgusting, disturbing thing I have seen all week, and it’s only Monday. I hope I NEVER have to witness someone actually wearing this abomination!
I need a pair, my wife said I better not when I posted a picture
I can’t unsee this! But are they comfortable?
Why do I keep coming back to *this* page? Like, eight times now.
It’s gotta be shopped or he’s totally slick in front.
Remember, kids, say no to Crocs.
Where can I Buy some lol
I’d wear this.
These put a smile on my face and my wife would hate them. For that fact I need Atleast 2 pairs.