Signs are supposed to have the most basic of practical purposes. They can give directions, for example, or give the name of a street or place. Perhaps they are there to warn us of a potential hazard up ahead. Sometimes though, a warning sign can be hilarious and scary at the same time.
Dear Anonymous. I think I saw a sign that said, “ Safe Space Ahead,” right in front of an open manhole. There were bunny tracks leading to the manhole too! You should go there quickly, before they close it!
Saw a no tresspassing sign that said democrats welcome, we need the fertilizer.
Never look up when you hear a flock of geese overhead.
I found the signs hilarious!! I do have a gallows sense of humor — for instance, when my brother fell off a roof and broke his neck, I walked into his hospital room and told him he’d do ANYTHING to get out of coming to Thanksgiving at my place, wouldn’t he!! BTW … God was with him, he was never paralyzed at all, even though he DOES have a Titanium plate in his neck now. I already knew before I walked in those facts (I live in a different state), so I felt free to say what I did. Just as I told my dad when we almost lost him from blood poisoning that he was too ornery to die (and pushed back at the nurse who thought I was being mean — if I would have gone in there crying he might have stopped fighting to live. I KNEE my dad!!).
Life carries a big stick, and isn’t afraid to use it. The BEST weapon we have to survive what Life throws at us IS humor …. learn to laugh, and find things to be GRATEFUL for, and you’ll make it. And, before you think I’m being facetious, I’ve buried not only my parents and grandparents, but also 2 of my siblings and 2 of my own children. I’ve had my only remaining daughter go through surgery to remove a tumor in her brain …. and that’s only PART of what my family has gone through. Not looking for sympathy or condolences, just stating these things to show that I really do know what I’m talking about when it comes to weathering what comes at us in life.
*KNEW
Thanks for a few great laughs, ….. and GREAT TIPS! lololol.
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