Signs are supposed to have the most basic of practical purposes. They can give directions, for example, or give the name of a street or place. Perhaps they are there to warn us of a potential hazard up ahead. Sometimes though, a warning sign can be hilarious and scary at the same time.
FREE “SQUEEL LIKE A PIG” LESSONS PAST THIS SIGN
Wild Animal Reserve
Trespassers will be eaten.
Survivors will be prosecuted.
Ha ha!!!
Highway Sign near Syracuse, NY reads:
Speed Limit
Enforced By
Sniper
I loved all of those signs shown there. If people don’t like them they have no sense of humor. And it probably makes people think a little more about what they are reading
Warning:
We have dogs:
“You only need to run faster than the slowest person.”
Love these
Love these signs!!!
These are great‼
people can’t say they haven’t been warned! :D
Warning: trespassers will be shot, survivors will be shot again!
This house is protected by an iron fist.
Salesmen Welcome!
Dog Food Is Getting Expensive
We have the usual “No Tresspassing” sign and a little further down our road one that reads “You Are Now In Range”
*NO TRESPASSING*
Trespassers will be Violated.
Due to the high price of ammo there will be no warning shots. This is your only warning.
I read one once doing census work for to door that read, ” I shoot my gun out this door 2 days a week, you figure out what 2!!
Security provided by Smith & Wesson, Samuel Colt, both performing quite skillfully. Acurrately backed up by mssrs Remington and Ruger. Mr. Weatherby is in charge of long distance trespassing.
(Picture of a Doberman)
Sign reads: I can make it from the house to the gate in 3.5 seconds…. Can you?
Sign reads:
‘You would be better off sand papering a lions ass in a pair of pork chop panties than being caught on the other side of this fence’
My driveway has a sign that says “if you can read this sign you are in range”
I like the sign with the barrel of a gun pointing at you and the caption reads “Wrong house” And the other one with the same gun “Forget the dog, beware of owner”
You are no longer a trespasser, You are now a target
My morning chuckle! Love these signs.
Trespassers will be shot; survivors will be shot again.
Picture of Rottweiler dog and text “I can make it to the fence in 2.8 seconds — can you?”
Trespassers,please make medical arrangements prior to entering property
FALLING ROCKS
DO NOT STOP
A sign from Serbia; “Be aware of dog, chain is ‘made in China'”.
Love these! Especially because England is very dull! Signs like this are gasp worthy and probably followed by a court letter to remove signs. 😂 thanks for the giggle!
Sign with gun hanging on it “We call 911 second”
So funny best giggle so far today….
Dontcarewontcare…removed in England ’cause here they are valid no trespassing signs as it is clearly stated.
We have a sign in our town that reads: “Merge” and “Take turns” because people do not know what merge means!
Outside an English village I saw ‘Slow down for fox sake.’ Clever.
Warning… I own firearms, and a backhoe!
Sign on my front door reads: Burglars, if it looks like no one is home is it worth your life to find out? My other sign reads: Protected by BDLG (Barking Dog, Loaded Gun) Protection Agency.
We have a sign.
Today’s trespasser is tomorrow’s blue heeler shit.
My German Shepherd can run to the street in 2.71 seconds, can you ?
Did anyone besides me notice that the crocodile looked like it was wearing sunglasses?
Hello Grandma B,
Yes you were the only person to notice a crocodile wearing sunglasses. Everyone else saw the alligator wearing sunglasses.
Drawing of revolver pointing at you and the words say “We don’t dial 911”.
Our motto: shoot. Shovel. Shut up.
great post – one of my all time fav signs said, “i can’t miss you if you don’t leave” – suuuuuch a great saying! ;-)
The police have my name, fingerprints, scars and boobs, etc. Use them.
Sign I saw recently: “NO SOLICITING – See Dog for Details”
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