Brilliant Rude Cross Stitches by Katerina Lukashina

When you think of cross stitch, you probably think of Bible quotes hanging off the walls at your grandma’s house. There’s nothing wrong with that, but for those of you who want a little more from your embroidery, check out these hilariously brilliant examples created by Russian-American artist Katerina Lukashina.

Abracadabra! Nope...

Please don't do coke in the bathroom.

This took forever.

Bonjour, bitches!

That's just a fact.

Try not murder anyone today.

Kindly F off.

Bless this mess!

Shit happens.

Siri, make dinner!

All I need is U.

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

Support your local drug dealer!

That's why.

Yuck fou.

Feed me!

You need to believe in yourself!

Fresh out of Fs.

My house looks like shit because I was making this.

If you enjoyed this gallery and you like weird arts and crafts, you should also check out Cat Butt Coasters, Tank Slippers, and Crocheted Men’s Shorts.



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  1. Anonymous July 1, 2019

    These were very good!

  2. Erica C. July 1, 2019

    Some of them I could of used about an hour ago to hand off to people, I have to say Iove them. And Hope I get one, well two. NO ok 3 and I would be mean to them for 24 hours…

  3. Anonymous August 9, 2019

    These are all fake. They’re photoshopped, not real needlepoint. You lose the internet today.

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