Dad of 4 Girls Tweets Hilarious Conversations With His Daughters

Most parents take photos or film their children growing up, but James Breakwell has another way of documenting the precious moments he shares with his four daughters – by tweeting weird and funny things his daughters have said.

What's wrong?

You can't just skip to the happy ending!

The cake won't know.

I played Dungeons and Dragons with my daughters...

You need better friends.

Don't get married. Go to war.

I'm done.

What did you do at school today?

Why can't dogs go to school?

Why doesn't he use magic to fix his eyes?

None of her sisters know what happened.

What did you do at school?

Someday, you'll have feelings for boys...

Stop arguing with your sisters!

Can I have candy?

The queen.

I'm both inspired and terrified.

We're moving.

Do I have to fall in love someday?

She's my financial planner now.

My 6-year-old wants to be a doctor so she can help sick kids...


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  1. Tea November 7, 2021

    I hate kids, but I think I could mind-meld with these girls.

  2. Bob November 8, 2021

    Children, so pure.

  3. John November 9, 2021

    Thank you for some great humor (that is also real life).

  4. Anonymous November 10, 2021

    Hysterical. Gotta love the little humans, they totally keep you on your toes.

  5. Mike November 10, 2021

    My 3 year old granddaughter knows how to influence men. She was made to come inside by her mother as the evening cooled and she wanted her uncle to come inside to play with her. “Uncle Patrick! Come inside! You’re getting cold out there!”

  6. jimmy rustled November 23, 2021

    Cool, having and raising children is the coolest thing you will ever do, it is the scariest thing you will ever do and the most important thing you will every do.

  7. Anonymous November 25, 2021

    Once they get you to cum inside, they have won the game. You are literally and figuratively screwed.

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