Unintentionally Creepy Vintage Christian Album Covers

What’s up with the creepy references to touching, and eerie ventriloquist dummies? Some Christian album covers make it really complicated to not be freaked out about them…

Creepy vintage Christian album cover.

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Creepy vintage Christian album cover.

Creepy vintage Christian album cover.

Creepy vintage Christian album cover.

Creepy vintage Christian album cover.

Creepy vintage Christian album cover.

Creepy vintage Christian album cover.

Creepy vintage Christian album cover.

Creepy vintage Christian album cover.

Creepy vintage Christian album cover.

Creepy vintage Christian album cover.

Creepy vintage Christian album cover.

Creepy vintage Christian album cover.

Creepy vintage Christian album cover.

Creepy vintage Christian album cover.

Creepy vintage Christian album cover.

Creepy vintage Christian album cover.

Creepy vintage Christian album cover.

Creepy vintage Christian album cover.

Creepy vintage Christian album cover.

Creepy vintage Christian album cover.

Creepy vintage Christian album cover.

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  1. Ferdinand October 14, 2020

    Creepy indeed.

  2. Anonymous October 14, 2020

    Stop touching me!!!!!

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  3. Crashemup October 14, 2020

    What’s with all the puppets?

  4. The Real Anon October 14, 2020

    Whole lotta touching going on in these…

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  5. Agnostic October 14, 2020

    “let me touch him” What the heck were they actually talking about?

  6. Romani ite domum October 14, 2020

    God save us from the big hair and horn-rimmed glasses!

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  7. Hugh Joergen October 14, 2020

    Lord, protect us from your followers.

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  8. Anonymous October 14, 2020

    A quick scroll-thru read as “Uncle D Talks With Charlie Sheen”

  9. Casual Corinthian October 15, 2020

    Buckner Fanning & “The strategy of penetration”
    Salutate invicem in osculo sancto!

  10. Patricia October 15, 2020

    what’s with the touching and those creepy ventriloquist dolls?

  11. Koizoh RĂ­vel October 15, 2020

    Meet the evangelical army of trumpeteers. But please tell them to keep their hands to themselves.

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  12. Anonymous October 20, 2020

    Missing: Ken, By Request Only

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