Hilarious Twitter Account Reveals the Correct Names For Things

Do you like to eat bagel seeds covered in cereal sauce for breakfast? Perhaps you like to quench your thirst with a nice cold glass of snowman blood? Scroll down through our selection of funniest @CorrectNames posts to see what we mean.

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  1. Kelly January 2, 2019

    What does the letter a called from a correct name

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  2. Anonymous January 10, 2019

    sea flap flap

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  3. Cassper January 18, 2019

    thats pretty FRIGGIN amazing

  4. Laler February 3, 2019

    Brilliant new names. A dog should be called hug bare

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  5. Isabella M May 27, 2019

    Oh my god who ever invented this is a genius!

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  6. Reese July 15, 2019

    Sea flap flap 🐠 a candle should be called smell yummy s’more maker.

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  7. Anonymous July 23, 2019

    Sand should be called beach sugar

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  8. Anonymous September 2, 2019

    a pool should be called mini ocean

  9. He Who Must Not Be Named September 19, 2019

    SEA FLAP FLAP

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  10. Keylin September 22, 2019

    Amazing

  11. Anonymous December 9, 2019

    Panda fish. That should be real.

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  12. i agree but i wont put my real name December 10, 2019

    all of these should be real, somebody make a poll/vote for it lets do this!!!

  13. Anonymous April 23, 2020

    Bowl should be 3-d plate

  14. Anonymous June 3, 2020

    O my god

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  15. Mj June 3, 2020

    Pepper should be called brown salt

  16. Anonymous June 9, 2020

    AAAAAAAAAAAH!

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  17. A happy vegetarian August 26, 2020

    WIZARD COW

  18. MidnightStar August 26, 2020

    EARTH RUG

  19. Carrot in a sack October 6, 2020

    A walrus should be called a chubby dragon

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  20. Baby Shark November 7, 2020

    PANDA FISH

  21. Sea Fish November 7, 2020

    Earth Rug is the best

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