The Funniest Christian Memes

Christians love themselves a funny joke as much as anyone else… or do they? Let us know in the comments if these are funny or you are terribly offended and want to speak with the manager.

Christian memes are the best memes.

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  1. Anonymous October 7, 2021

    ok. now do one about Jewish people, or Muslims. I dare you.

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  2. Anonymous October 7, 2021

    They are very funny

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  3. Anonymous October 7, 2021

    That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence. And laughed at…

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  4. Anonymous October 7, 2021

    I’ve always been suss but the ‘no meat on Fridays’ rule more so when I found out most of his apostles were fishermen

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  5. Anonymous October 8, 2021

    make fun of pedo priests!

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  6. Anonymous October 8, 2021

    Religion is the opiate of the masses.

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  7. Anonymous October 8, 2021

    Hey top commenter: why do you have to put on your SJW hat? Why not just enjoy the humour? Or were you offended by it?

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  8. Beelzebub October 8, 2021

    Q: Do you believe in unicorns?
    A: No.
    Q: Why not?
    A: I’ve never seen a unicorn.
    Q: Do you beleive in God?

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  9. Mimaroba October 8, 2021

    Here’s one for you all:

    I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: “Stop. Don’t do it.”

    “Why shouldn’t I?” he asked.

    “Well, there’s so much to live for!”

    “Like what?”

    “Are you religious?”

    He said: “Yes.”

    I said: “Me too. Are you Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, or Buddhist?”

    “Christian.”

    “Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?”

    “Protestant.”

    “Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”

    “Baptist.”

    “Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?”

    “Baptist Church of God.”

    “Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?”

    “Reformed Baptist Church of God.”

    “Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?”

    He said: “Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915.”

    I said: “Die, heretic scum,” and pushed him off.

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  10. Your Name Here October 8, 2021

    Dear Anonymous, Jesus was Jewish and a Prophet in Islam

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  11. Krazy Karen October 8, 2021

    Yes I am offended and demand to speak to the manager. No, not Gilgamesh. No, not Zarathustra. No, not any prophet from the Peoples of the Book. No, not Siva. No, not Woden. No, not Gaea. No, no one through the Gate. No, not Cthulhu. No, not Hama Kavula. No, not any of those Pagans…

    You know what? Faggedaboudit.

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  12. Patricia October 8, 2021

    these made me laugh
    that is all

  13. Anonymous October 8, 2021

    @Mimaroba – Credit to Emo Philips for that joke.

  14. Useless and Sad October 8, 2021

    Title should be “Anti-Christian Memes.”

    Not even funny ones. Written out of ignorance by people who probably profess deep love of The Science™ and can recite all 147 genders.

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  15. NotAnonymous October 8, 2021

    @Useless and Sad: Nope. We’re just sick and tired of all your shit.

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  16. Al-nonymous October 8, 2021

    I’m offended by these memes.

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  17. Katzenbauer October 9, 2021

    “People don’t change to suit their god; they change their god to suit them.” Steven Erickson

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  18. Anonymous October 9, 2021

    If you are offended by them, why did you read them? You knew they would be anti-religious from the start.

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  19. Boonnoon October 9, 2021

    If you are offended by them, why did you read them? You knew they would be anti-religious from the start.

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  20. oomy October 11, 2021

    I sell explosive prayer rugs. Prophets are going through the roof.

  21. Cat in a shitty toilet October 13, 2021

    @Notanonymous I agree
    Fatass who’s jealous doesn’t give a crap, they take things too seriously. Even I found it funny.

  22. Anonymous October 13, 2021

    EGGS! Snort funny :)

  23. Anonymous October 19, 2021

    That rightard moron is commenting on this site too? He must have a lot of time on his hands.

  24. Weaklings Punch Down October 20, 2021

    Come on, guys. Mocking Christers isn’t even shooting fish in a barrel, it’s blasting your date’s salmon fillet with double aught buckshot.

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