The Funniest Christian Memes

Christians love themselves a funny joke as much as anyone else… or do they? Let us know in the comments if these are funny or you are terribly offended and want to speak with the manager.

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33 thoughts on “The Funniest Christian Memes”

  1. That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence. And laughed at…

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  2. I’ve always been suss but the ‘no meat on Fridays’ rule more so when I found out most of his apostles were fishermen

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  3. Hey top commenter: why do you have to put on your SJW hat? Why not just enjoy the humour? Or were you offended by it?

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  4. Q: Do you believe in unicorns?
    A: No.
    Q: Why not?
    A: I’ve never seen a unicorn.
    Q: Do you beleive in God?

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  5. Here’s one for you all:

    I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: “Stop. Don’t do it.”

    “Why shouldn’t I?” he asked.

    “Well, there’s so much to live for!”

    “Like what?”

    “Are you religious?”

    He said: “Yes.”

    I said: “Me too. Are you Christian, Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, or Buddhist?”

    “Christian.”

    “Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?”

    “Protestant.”

    “Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?”

    “Baptist.”

    “Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?”

    “Baptist Church of God.”

    “Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?”

    “Reformed Baptist Church of God.”

    “Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?”

    He said: “Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915.”

    I said: “Die, heretic scum,” and pushed him off.

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  6. Yes I am offended and demand to speak to the manager. No, not Gilgamesh. No, not Zarathustra. No, not any prophet from the Peoples of the Book. No, not Siva. No, not Woden. No, not Gaea. No, no one through the Gate. No, not Cthulhu. No, not Hama Kavula. No, not any of those Pagans…

    You know what? Faggedaboudit.

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  7. Title should be “Anti-Christian Memes.”

    Not even funny ones. Written out of ignorance by people who probably profess deep love of The Science™ and can recite all 147 genders.

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  8. “People don’t change to suit their god; they change their god to suit them.” Steven Erickson

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  9. If you are offended by them, why did you read them? You knew they would be anti-religious from the start.

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  10. If you are offended by them, why did you read them? You knew they would be anti-religious from the start.

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  11. @Notanonymous I agree
    Fatass who’s jealous doesn’t give a crap, they take things too seriously. Even I found it funny.

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  12. Come on, guys. Mocking Christers isn’t even shooting fish in a barrel, it’s blasting your date’s salmon fillet with double aught buckshot.

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  13. The anti-Christian direction was that of an angry atheist child. Are these memes for child atheists, or the mentally impaired?

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  14. Some of these are just so untrue and very rude. I’m very disappointed with these.

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