So Designer Platform Crocs Are Now a Thing… And They Cost $850

Balenciaga, if you’re not aware, is a Spanish fashion brand that’s basically just trolling everyone at this point, and the latest evidence is this monstrosity that costs $850. That’s right, and they actually sold out at that price!

Balenciaga platform Crocs for $850!

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Remember the dark, dark day when Crocs came out? Middle-aged mums worldwide were immediately into them, knowing they’d be perfect for their gardening, while four-year-old kids could just about get away with them as they ran around the park. After all these years, we thought Crocs quietly faded into obscurity, but it turns out that they’re not only very much alive and well, they also come as platform shoes these days. “Who would make such an atrocity?” you might ask.  Well friends, Balenciaga has your back.

Balenciaga platform Crocs for $850!

Balenciaga platform Crocs for $850!

Balenciaga platform Crocs for $850!

Balenciaga platform Crocs for $850!

Balenciaga platform Crocs for $850!

Balenciaga platform Crocs for $850!

Balenciaga platform Crocs for $850!

Balenciaga platform Crocs for $850!

Balenciaga platform Crocs for $850!

Balenciaga platform Crocs for $850!

Balenciaga platform Crocs for $850!

Balenciaga platform Crocs for $850!

Balenciaga platform Crocs for $850!

Balenciaga platform Crocs for $850!

Balenciaga platform Crocs for $850!

Balenciaga platform Crocs for $850!

Balenciaga platform Crocs for $850!

Balenciaga platform Crocs for $850!

Balenciaga platform Crocs for $850!

Balenciaga platform Crocs for $850!

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  1. Anonymous January 30, 2020

    Ok Lennie.

  2. Anonymous January 30, 2020

    Dude in the yellow jacket with the pizza handbag has style.

  3. Anonymous January 30, 2020

    Never liked the regular crocs neither

  4. Anonymous January 30, 2020

    The platform crocs look stupid (to me), but I feel sorry for anyone who is not a middle-aged mum who has discovered crocs. Foot-shaped shoes that cradle my feet like bubbles of air! Yum! Where were they all my life?

  5. Mr. Judgypants January 31, 2020

    Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and everyone can do as they please, however… I am 100% confident that if the exact same shoes were made in China and sold in Walmart, instead of having been created by Balenciaga, those same people in the photos would never wear them and they’d laugh at those who do.

  6. Koizoh Rível January 31, 2020

    Oedipus pierced his own eyes for far less.

  7. Lurking Coward February 1, 2020

    To Koizoh Rível… LOL!

  8. Anonymous February 3, 2020

    Why are they making platform crocs? The regular ones get caught in escalators anyway. I guess these shoes are for people who want their feet crushed in style!

  9. A. mississippiensis February 5, 2020

    For people who have more money than common sense.

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