What do you call Halloween pumpkin that is as orange as Trump’s face and is promising to make Halloween great again? You call it a Trumpkin! Scroll down to see the greatest examples of Trumpkins and don’t forget to add yours to the collection under the #Trumpkin tag!
Two choices for all Americans:
1. Do the right thing or
2. Vote for Trump
You cannot do both concurrently.
#1 should be “Do the leftist thing”
Two choices for all Americans:
1. Do the right thing or
2. Vote for Biden
You cannot do both concurrently.
I’m just sittin here waiting for that Corona virus to go away….. like a miracle, it will be gone. Should happen annnnny day now.
Some day soon we’ll actually get to hear what Trump’s healthcare plan is too. He’s been telling us he has a plan for over 4 years now, so it’s gotta be soon. #SwampKing2020
I would vote for one of those pumpkins before I’d ever vote for Trump ;)
The rotting, moldy one is definitely the most realistic.
Thank you, Sad and Useless, for posting this. I hate Trump so bad and this reinforces my feelings and makes me feel justified in my hatred. He is a rotting, molding, horrible sub-human and we all know it. He’s deliberately killing people and building concentration camps where he’ll put all the enlightened scientists and gender study professors. Those of us on the well-educated left must join together and expose this evil dictator so that that the wise and gentle Biden/Harris can lead our country to the democratic-socialist paradise we know it can be. Stop wasting our time with cat pictures and focus on humiliating Trump. We don’t have time for cat pictures.
Oh, Cucumbers/Pickles, hon, you’re not as good at satire as you imagine. Or were you not trying to be effective? In that case you succeeded!
If anyone wants to find replacements for ytmnd’s “emo-oranges”, well here you go!
Bless Your Heart, and yet there are still people upvoting something so over-the-top ridiculous. These people are on your side of the aisle.
Some of these are very good.
I plan on voting trump AND can take a joke… some people are unhinged I guess.
They are all better than the original. But then again, so would a sac of manure. Please consider that in the next republican primaries.
I think Anonymous might be the same *ss hat who was dissing Biden on another post here.
I prefer trolls who aren’t afraid to say their names.
Bok bok bok bok BOKAAAAH!
Bless your heart, Bless Your Heart.
Talk to us in a year AFTER Trump no longer needs ANYONE’S vote.
#IncreaseEducationFundingNow
Recent statistics (from actual Respected Medical Institutions Not Dependent on Trump!) show that almost THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND PEOPLE have actually died of Covid.
The current official death toll is 227,315.
2977 folks died in the 9/11 attacks.
227,315 divided by 2,977 is 76.35.
That means the Covid death toll is SEVENTY SIX times the death toll on September 11.
Where is the outrage, Trumpers?
THAT LAST PUMPKIN SHOULD BE ON EVERY SINGLE DOORSTEP. It’s brilliant. The h*ll with the butt-hurt “let’s deflect this onto Biden” crowd.
If you don’t like Trump cartoons — GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.
Meanwhile, find a nice butt-pumpkin and chew on it.
DAMN, those are REALLY scary!
almost all of you Demo-coms are fools.
Hey, Jen – Amy Coney Barrett!!! Hahahahahahah!!!
Give Kamala a few months and you won’t have pumpkins to EAT, never mind carve!
the nice thing about these is that in a week, three at most, the things are rotten and get thrown out. a year and a half after this guy went rotten and got thrown out, we still see his ugly face on every news site. cultists are still adoringly sending him cash, when they’re not in texas awaiting the resurrection of JFKjr. idunno, maybe covid has this affect on people and the zombie apocalypse is upon us.