The Funniest Trumpkins That Will Help Scare Off Trick-Or-Treaters

What do you call Halloween pumpkin that is as orange as Trump’s face and is promising to make Halloween great again? You call it a Trumpkin! Scroll down to see the greatest examples of Trumpkins and don’t forget to add yours to the collection under the #Trumpkin tag!

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  1. Pickles October 19, 2020

    Two choices for all Americans:

    1. Do the right thing or
    2. Vote for Trump

    You cannot do both concurrently.

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  2. Anonymous October 19, 2020

    #1 should be “Do the leftist thing”

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  3. Cucumbers October 19, 2020

    Two choices for all Americans:
    1. Do the right thing or
    2. Vote for Biden
    You cannot do both concurrently.

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  4. Anonymous October 19, 2020

    I’m just sittin here waiting for that Corona virus to go away….. like a miracle, it will be gone. Should happen annnnny day now.

    Some day soon we’ll actually get to hear what Trump’s healthcare plan is too. He’s been telling us he has a plan for over 4 years now, so it’s gotta be soon. #SwampKing2020

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  5. Your Name Here October 19, 2020

    I would vote for one of those pumpkins before I’d ever vote for Trump ;)

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  6. Anonymous October 19, 2020

    The rotting, moldy one is definitely the most realistic.

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  7. Pickles October 19, 2020

    Thank you, Sad and Useless, for posting this. I hate Trump so bad and this reinforces my feelings and makes me feel justified in my hatred. He is a rotting, molding, horrible sub-human and we all know it. He’s deliberately killing people and building concentration camps where he’ll put all the enlightened scientists and gender study professors. Those of us on the well-educated left must join together and expose this evil dictator so that that the wise and gentle Biden/Harris can lead our country to the democratic-socialist paradise we know it can be. Stop wasting our time with cat pictures and focus on humiliating Trump. We don’t have time for cat pictures.

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  8. Bless Your Heart October 19, 2020

    Oh, Cucumbers/Pickles, hon, you’re not as good at satire as you imagine. Or were you not trying to be effective? In that case you succeeded!

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  9. Anonymous October 20, 2020

    If anyone wants to find replacements for ytmnd’s “emo-oranges”, well here you go!

  10. Blessed Heart October 20, 2020

    Bless Your Heart, and yet there are still people upvoting something so over-the-top ridiculous. These people are on your side of the aisle.

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  11. Patricia October 20, 2020

    Some of these are very good.

    I plan on voting trump AND can take a joke… some people are unhinged I guess.

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  12. Koizoh Rível October 20, 2020

    They are all better than the original. But then again, so would a sac of manure. Please consider that in the next republican primaries.

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  13. JEN October 21, 2020

    I think Anonymous might be the same *ss hat who was dissing Biden on another post here.

    I prefer trolls who aren’t afraid to say their names.

    Bok bok bok bok BOKAAAAH!

  14. JEN October 21, 2020

    Bless your heart, Bless Your Heart.

    Talk to us in a year AFTER Trump no longer needs ANYONE’S vote.

    #IncreaseEducationFundingNow

  15. JEN October 21, 2020

    Recent statistics (from actual Respected Medical Institutions Not Dependent on Trump!) show that almost THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND PEOPLE have actually died of Covid.

    The current official death toll is 227,315.
    2977 folks died in the 9/11 attacks.

    227,315 divided by 2,977 is 76.35.

    That means the Covid death toll is SEVENTY SIX times the death toll on September 11.

    Where is the outrage, Trumpers?

    THAT LAST PUMPKIN SHOULD BE ON EVERY SINGLE DOORSTEP. It’s brilliant. The h*ll with the butt-hurt “let’s deflect this onto Biden” crowd.

    If you don’t like Trump cartoons — GO SOMEWHERE ELSE.

    Meanwhile, find a nice butt-pumpkin and chew on it.

  16. Brian October 23, 2020

    DAMN, those are REALLY scary!

  17. Anonymous October 23, 2020

    almost all of you Demo-coms are fools.

  18. Another vote for Trump October 26, 2020

    Hey, Jen – Amy Coney Barrett!!! Hahahahahahah!!!

  19. Anonymous November 18, 2020

    Give Kamala a few months and you won’t have pumpkins to EAT, never mind carve!

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