Funniest Reactions To The Second Stimulus Check

US government finally announced the second round of stimulus checks amid the Coronavirus pandemic. As it turns out, the $900-billion economic relief package will include $600 stimulus checks that will be received by most Americans. Needless to say, the news about the total of the stimulus check money left many folks disappointed, since it’s only half the amount people received in the spring.

The $600 stimulus check

$600 and whatever you can carry from your local Congressional representative’s second home

Which half of your rent are you going to spend your stimulus check on?

The next stimulus check is gonna be members of congress clapping from their windows

BREAKING: Congress has just announced that instead of a stimulus check, every citizen gets an extra hour in the ball pit.

600 dollars is what rich people think poor people think is a lot of money

Why not just throw $5 in quarters on the ground and make me pick them up while you laugh?

Is this my $600 stimulus check?

stimulus checks looking like a 5 dollar check from grandma on your 19th birthday.

Spot on.

The next stimulus check is a $200 giftcard to Blockbuster

The $600 stimulus check

jeff bezos earns $1200 per second, double the amount of the $600 stimulus check

Pretty accurate.

At this point, waiting for these stimulus checks feels a lot like chasing down your friend who owes you $100...

me trying to pay for rent, electric, internet, food, gas, etc with my $600 stimulus check

BREAKING: Congress has announced that the next round of stimulus will be the friendships we made along the way.

$600 #StimulusCheck after 9 months.

For the next stimulus check, you need to sell a certain amount of these chocolates to get it

a $600 stimulus check feels like those class pizza parties that we waited forever for in grade school and when it finally came we got 1/5 of a slice of pizza and a tiny cup full of sprite

next stimulus check is gonna be a new U2 album downloaded on our phones without our consent

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  1. Tuff Luv December 19, 2020

    If they’d worn masks and not elected an idiot, maybe they wouldn’t have needed stimulus checks.

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  2. Anonymous December 19, 2020

    Isn’t it great that Trump and the conservatives are leading this effort. Trump is busy throwing a temper tantrum and waiting for a diaper change. What a Sore Loser. And the incompetent conservatives are busy plotting to overthrow a fair election. Meanwhile, democracy and the American people don’t matter.

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  3. Anonymous December 20, 2020

    Any love is good love

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  4. Anonymous December 20, 2020

    Trump wanted the stimulus checks to be $2000, it’s your Nancy Pelosi who’s been holding things up. Fools… keep watching your fake news

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  5. Anonymous December 20, 2020

    Meanwhile Wall Street is getting $125 billion a month.

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  6. Hermite December 20, 2020

    It’s taken the Senate 9 months to agree to a $600 stimulus check which they were loath to do. But they rushed through a 1.5 trillion tax cut for corporations in just 6 weeks, and then threw themselves a party on the White House lawn.

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  7. Crashemup December 20, 2020

    Especially appropriate is the government high fiveing the drowning person.

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  8. Anonymous December 20, 2020

    “I, however, place economy among the first and most important virtues, and public debt as the greatest of dangers to be feared. To preserve our independence, we must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt. If we run into such debts, we must be taxed in our meat and drink, in our necessities and in our comforts, in our labor and in our amusements. If we can prevent the government from wasting the labor of the people, under the pretense of caring for them, they will be happy.” Thomas Jefferson

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  9. Anonymous December 20, 2020

    Sure wish the government would start using lube when they screw we the people. I’m starting to get sore.

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  10. jay December 20, 2020

    Here’s an idea: Instead of giving stimulus checks, how about you let people go back to work? We live in bizarre times, when the government stands back and does nothing while rioters loot and burn down stores, but they send the police to arrest someone for giving an illegal haircut.

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  11. Anon E. Mouse December 23, 2020

    Trump is offering the $2000 Bernie Saunders has called for knowing he’s on the way out the door. (A pox on all their houses in any case, Trump or what’s-his-name, Biden – who they picked as leader because they were more afraid of B Saunders winning than they were of Trump).

  12. Stop Whimpering December 24, 2020

    Good gawd, you whiny little bitches.

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  13. Anonymous December 27, 2020

    Usually they send thoughts and prayers

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