remember when we were poor? no. me neither. LOL. I actually saw this conference on youtube, you can tell they still have their rivalry. Very funny spin off this haha

sweet

Very good combination of funnies..I try to be funny too.

Hahhaah, awesome !

“Let’s flip a coin” “Flip what?”

LOL

rolf …. i can’t stop laughing. great!!

ROTFL, incredible dude. Really funny.

Super cool to kill all penguins…

Who are these two?

Øyvind: the one on right is popcorm magnate Orville Redenbacher who also was the first man to build a plane, and the one on left is presidnet Barak Obana who invented telescope.

Steve: What was your secret to success?

Bill: Raping the customers and forcing them into my way of doing things, thus forever locking them to my products… you?

Steve: Taking your victims…err…clients and doing it all over, with sparkles and big smiles, and they liked it!

That’s *awsome*! Couldn’t stop rofling.

Very funny indeed

@Ram

it’s a linux joke

this totally made my day

Steve: What’s your favorite computer?

Bill: The Macintosh.

Steve: How so?

Bill: Because it really captures people’s imaginations.

source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uau0aIbrzkQ

With coin is the best

I don’t get “Let’s flip a coin”. Anyone?

It means they have so many dollar bills, they don’t remember what coins are. Right?

Funny until you took a side in the apple/microsoft debate.

the bank needed a loan … hehe …
awesome …
it might actually be true …

lol..datz kool

Brilliant. This post clearly proves what people mean when they say that a picture speaks a thousand words.

Manish

This is hilarious . Thanks for sharing

LOL!!

Funny stuff. The first two were epic.

Hahaha awesome!!!!

I didn’t want this to end.

I like the speachless part…sheer arrogance!
Well…they can afford it, i guess!

With only two pictures, u r rocking !!
LOL….

series of evry third pic in which they both smiling seeing each other is fabulous

Why are you making that face? Because I own your wife. HAR!

Very funny, starting my own version right now!

“flip what?” … rulez. Thank you!

Too good… Best part is at the Start

Totally LOL!

haha….fundu!..
ppl come up wid such crazy ideas man!

http://twitpic.com/1ouqjh

Nothing to talk about iPhone?

Loving this stuff

Inspirational
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/3531/jobsvsgateswait.png

Sing the first para to the tune of ‘Shine On You Crazy Diamond’ and carry on. It’s eerily fun.

Remember when we were poor? (No)
Nei-ther-do I
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaahaaaahaaaaaaaaa

Ok, sorry.

Holy cow, I thought I was the only person that came to this site! I haven’t seen this many comments on a post.

Q: What did mrs. Gate say to Bill after their wedding night?
A: “I finally know why your company is called Microsoft!”

Maybe they can give us a discount if we present an hemorroids desease certificate!

After the first ‘joke’ whoever put this together should’ve stopped while they were ahead. Everything else after that isn’t really funny, actually it’s boring.

The penguin joke may be hard to get if you don’t know the relation between Apple, Microsoft, and Linux.

I’m in Afghanistan and laughing at this, Johnnycake! This is going to go viral I think.

@kevin
No it’s a joke about how Gates wants to kill all the mosquitoes. Fail.

One word.

lol

Hey, i made this thinking there was a way to contribute verticals. Then I found out there wasn’t.

http://imgur.com/r9vH2.jpg

@Ram@Catchd
A Penquin is the mascot for Linux (So, Windows wants to kill Linux)

honestly what made this joke funny is the way they smile at each other.

Funny Funny Funny
Ha Ha!

The fake smile is all over Steve’s face. I don’t know what they were taling about in the show, but he’s deffinetely hiding something to Bill and faking his smile ) hihi. Poor Bill, he just jumped on it.

Can’t stop laughing. Great stuff. Thanks!!

@Øyvind
Are you saying you don’t know? you don’t know BILL GATES? OR STEVE JOBS? just google them!!!

Heheheheehe I’ll go Antarctica to kill all penguins :D:D (rofl)

the jokes were getting worse progressively! loved the first and second one

The coin joke is from family guy.

I didn’t think it was that funny. It’s more like toilet humour

http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/3167/jobsvsgaytes.jpg

@Proto
lol, it’s cause they don’t have money in such small amounts that they’d even know what a coin is.

he he… very nice

No it’s a joke about how Gates wants to kill all the penguins, funny one!

Heh, heh…

http://twitpic.com/1p65np

http://img16.yfrog.com/img16/7461/jobsvsgates.jpg

Did some too: http://www.flickr.com/photos/typolicious/sets/72157623969496527/

Ah, I see that you apple fan boys will never quit. Jobs is now making bill gates look like a kid. I hope apple gets sued for anti trust. Soon. They will deserve it.

oh boy…. Gates and Jobs we rarely find them OPEN

The first 2 are really funny, the others………………….

OK, this was on the verge of clever. Using only two pictures to make the humor work was well done. The humor however wasn’t particularly funny. Did like the ones about the coin and killing penguins, those two at least required two living brain cells to “get” the joke. So, good effort. [applause] [applause] Then I made the mistake of reading the comments. I just have one question: “How old are you people, 8? 9?” If so, then you’re right, it is pretty funny, otherwise, grow up, turn off the computer, go to a comedy club, learn some social skills, learn to laugh at more adult humor.

@Chad
Don’t get it twisted. Microsoft and Apple have never been rivals. Yeah, they’ve always been in “coopetition”, but never rivals. Apple has always been about monopolizing the selling of next-generation “hardware” devices (i.e. Newton, i-Pod, i-Phone, i-Pad, etc.) to consumers. Microsoft has always been about monopolizing the selling of next-generation “software and software technology” (i.e. Windows, .NET, SOAP, WSDL, etc.) to consumers. They have (and will always) team up to thwart the efforts of entities that threaten those monopolies. Where the heck do you think Facebook and Twitter came from? We know (or should easily surmise) where Google came from. Microsoft is way bigger than Bill Gates, and Apple is way bigger than Steve Jobs

talk about~~GEE~im SO rich ~i dont know what 2 talk about~(thats decent~ that is)~Im glad im “PooR” ~cuz Im so RICH in SPIRIT~LOVE~and i dont have 2 worry about anyone trying 2 rip me off~~

Great stuff. Look at this twice, still funny!

@astonerbum

Hello apple fanboy. You do realize steve jobs did the same thing. Just checking.

hah…. like the Windows joke

In case no one got it, the flip joke is about cisco’s product flip which failed.

http://arashimedia.com/surlygirl/?id=56

First three were good. The rest were shit.

Dunno if it’s good..

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/7461/jobsvsgates.jpg

http://sandb0x.tumblr.com/post/615750830/jobsgates1

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/7998/dialoguex.jpg

Trying not to LOL in the office. very funny! loved the linux joke and the “remember when we were poor?” joke….

http://www.kepfeltoltes.hu/view/100520/jobs-vs-gates2_www.kepfeltoltes.hu_.jpg

Bill: I went to a bank yesterday to talk about a loan.
Steve: What do you need a loan for?
Bill: I don’t, the bank does.

HILARIOUS!! I’m in Indonesia, and I cannot stop laughing… Bill’s and Steve’s facial expressions are totally FUNNY… LOL ROFL

Øyvind :Who are these two?

fail

Really good comedy. I thought bill & steve don’t no this.

Steve and Bill about Ballmer’s wife:
http://cl.ly/a819f6299a21b7d4f6ec

Steve and Bill about Adobe:
http://cl.ly/c4c207d72ed5214732af

lolguy :

Øyvind :Who are these two?

fail

lol!

Steve and Bill on food:

http://imgur.com/x1WJZ.jpg

@Øyvind
do u live in a cave? how could u don’t know these ppl?? tsk tsk

@imagol4
ah come on.. just relax a lil bit.. if u want to hv funnier jokes then don’t open this site.. can’t u read the site’s name? sadandUSELESS.. haha..

http://imgur.com/jWIAx.jpg

I’ve just did my own spoof: http://twitpic.com/1pgbu7

awesome! hahah

Super super funny. It totally knocked me down.

Made me laugh! Thank you. Walt

Funny… lol.. had a nice time reading this

Ah, thanks guys.

“Kill Penguins” That’s hilarious

@Jazzy73551
little bullies like you and mau love to pick on other people, but only when someone else has done it first huh? i guess hyenas hunt in packs.

LOL! EPIC!! =))

Here’s mine

http://www.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/2b6b1d0663.jpg

Shibby

Chuck Norris one kicks ass! LOL

@o
LOL….. good one

Think the penguine joke is hilarious and very clever…

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/3732/jobsvsgates2.jpg

LOL…Flip what?

Laughed my ass out!

@Øyvind

Are you kidding me? Steve Jobs on the left is the owner of Apple and on the right is Bill Gates owner or Macintosh. You might’ve heard of the companies; one probably sold you the computer you are using.

@Theganger
how was that funny? i hated it penguins are cool

@o
LMAO that was funnier than the post. Good job!

@astonerbum
f***ing yes.

@imagol4
You really think that to find this funny you have to have an immature sense of humor? I disagree.

I find this very hilarious. Elements of parody/social commentary/irony/absurdism comedy.

It takes a lot to make me laugh out loud, literally, and this certainly did the job. Nice one!!

“@Theganger
how was that funny? i hated it penguins are cool”

‘killing penguins’ was a jab at Linux, who use a penguin as their mascot.

Linux is a free operating system and an alternative to windows on PC boxes.

Ram@Catchd :Super cool to kill all penguins…

You’re retarded. It’s a Linux joke.

Steve: I’ll play Batman.

Bill: Ok. I’ll be Flash.

Steve: Flash?

Bill & Steve: [Grin]

Anyone notice that they’re dressed like the “I’m a Mac and I’m a PC” commercial? Definitely should have stopped after the penguin joke. Dick and fart jokes are neither clever nor funny unless your name is George Carlin (RIP).

Whoever done this Hats off to him

Legen…dary !

I didn’t want this to end. [2]

I personally found all of them funny and I don’t think of it as immature humour. I think people say that when they take a side in the conflict. : D I laughed the most at Mattimus and Andre’s jokes x D Good ones, guys!

@christian_jayr7

Are YOU kidding? Steve Jobs is the co-founder and current chairman and CEO of Apple inc. (who by the bye made Macintosh computers), whereas Bill Gates is the co-founder and chairman of _Microsoft_ (who makes software and won’t likely sell anyone any computers).

It’s so FUNNY ! X-D

@netwrok
LOL

ROFL

L0LZ

COuldn’t STOP Laughing

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Proto Bill Gates doesn’t know what a coin is

simply perfect !

@Mulebear

HAHAHAHA Epic

ok just great!!!

Lol’d

Couldn’t stop laughing ))))))

{@_@} (=_=)

i got one. . .

Steve: Hey bill.
Bill: yeah?
Steve: What do you want for Christmas?
Bill: an Ipod. . .

LMAO so funny can’t stop laughing, loved the coin and also penguins joke=))

@Proto

They joke about forgetting what a coin is because they are just so loaded that coin money doesn’t exist to them. Only paper bills

I lol’d!

excellent Rofl!

Steve: “It’s stifling in here.”
Bill: “I love it here in the closet.”

Steve: “Let’s get out.”
Bill: “But I love it in here.”

nice!!!

The coin joke is old, they got from family guy

o :Øyvind: the one on right is popcorm magnate Orville Redenbacher who also was the first man to build a plane, and the one on left is presidnet Barak Obana who invented telescope.

Hahahahahahhahahahaahahaha oh gosh

Hahaha nice one!

I thought this was Hilariously funny…, the way these two was smiling at one another.

@Proto
He doesn’t know what a coin is.. It’s too cheap.

So funny… and so true !!!!!!!!

Awesome!
It might actually be true …

Heard on the news today that Apple’s stocks combined (is valuation the right term?) are now worth more than all Microsoft’s for the first time. I guess, Steve is laughing harder

Here’s mine: http://kosmatos.tumblr.com/post/619626098/jobs-and-gates-today

damn funny!

hemorrhoids? yeah … from sitting on my bum all day playing games on my PC

How in the hell can anyone say that this in it’s entirety isn’t funny? Sure the first two are ridiculous, but the hilarity ensues after each and every exchange. Apparently, some of you can’t imagine having enough money to be called fags and have plans to make an entire species extinct and have such a smile on your face. This is classic.

ahahahahha:D

Hahaha,, thats fun!

HAHAHHAHAHA these are too funny, we should have a contest of making our own.

@KarisaFan
yes lol

shouldn’t that be ‘who wants to shit a billionaire?’

soooo very cool!!

OS Preference…
http://www.cyberiowa.com/junk/jobs-vs-gates-OS.jpg

@Bboy
Nice one!

@beppe
LOL!

Enjoy mine!

To Zune or not to Zune: http://twitpic.com/1u7m06

@kevin
Oh, really? Shouldn’t he be holding a security blanket and postulating about the great pumpkin?

@imagol4

Please learn how to use commas before posting anything ever again. That was painful.

Hilarious

thiiiiiiis is wonderful! hilarious

This was so funny totally loved it.

@Proto
Rich people don’t use coins… get it? xD

This is epic. Some of them aren’t to my taste, but overall funny as hell.

I love it! So much humor in two photos.

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Proto
May 17th, 2010 at 17:51
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I don’t get “Let’s flip a coin”. Anyone?

… and that was Larry Page

Hilarious.

It is so freaking funny! Ha ha ha! Stumbled!

They’re so wealthy that they don’t know what a coin is, they know only dollars.@Proto

Øyvind :Who are these two?

you really need to watch the news, or talk to people more. steve jobs -apple. bill gates – windows.

@o
HAHAHAHAA YEES

They don’t know what a coin is because they don’t use money per se’ they use plastic..duh…kids..>sigh<..

when he talks about penguins, he’s talking about linux dum dum.

Loved it…laughed so much my stomach hurt! Good one!!!

Haha, this is just epic

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hilarious

Yeaaaa…..University drop outs, being awarded a noble price in Economics and medicines. I appreciate his courage and magnanimity. May God bless them all, who makes the world go round.

hes so rich he doesnt know what a coin is

Steve: How many noobs does it take to make a monopoly?

Bill: Customers or Employees?

Steve: Both

Bill & Steve: [Grin]

@christian_jayr7
so wrong. Steve jobs is the CEO of Apple and Bill Gates is the CEO of Microsoft.

@BZ
Actually it could be both. microsoft has a private company and that company bought a patent for a laser that can tell the different from male and female misquitos and shoots them. i’m not even joking lol. and linux’s “mascot” i guess is a penguin. i’m going to go with the linux reference as it makes more sense.

Very very fun, thank you! You made my day!

Funniest thing is to have to explain these jokes to rest of people, HAHA!

oh man, such great insider jokes

that was rubbish

Loved it. Hysterical!

Hahaha good laugh

Ha ha ha great!

lyk the last parts when they smile

Funny stuff

@Ram@Catchd
Did you get the reference to linux inthat?

this is not funny i am not gay !

I know people will always have a hate-on for Microsoft, but how is it cool to make fun of someone as philanthropic as Gates? He’s the best example of a billionaire. Put Donald Trump up – that I could get on board with.

Brilliant I can’t stop laughing

The Who want to Shit a Millionare was the best one! xD