Tips for Single Ladies (1938)

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  1. November 18th, 2009 at 09:56
    Reply | Quote | #1

    wow. well, not much has changed, has it? Except for the girdles. ouch.

  2. Nicky
    December 3rd, 2009 at 19:54
    Reply | Quote | #2

    I’m a woman and I’m sorry, but, I thought that men liked to watch us get dressed almost as much as they like watching us get undressed? Am I wrong about this? Oh, and call me crazy, but I don’t consider sticking my finger in his ear as caressing him.

  3. Colin
    December 5th, 2009 at 00:52
    Reply | Quote | #3

    that’s why this is 2009 and not 1942….

  4. Andy
    December 5th, 2009 at 06:42
    Reply | Quote | #4

    The look of disgust on his face at the end is amazing. But she is playing with some dudes hair at that point so…

  5. Shopped
    December 5th, 2009 at 17:30
    Reply | Quote | #5

    First

  6. Creeze
    December 6th, 2009 at 15:11
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    Nick: No. It’s like watching water boil. The part we like doesn’t last more than 20 seconds, where the remainder of it – applying the ton of makeup almost EVERY woman wears, accessories, etc – is about as fun as watching paint dry. By the time you’re dressed, we’ve become impatient, and we’re ready to get the date over with.

  7. thtGuy
    December 7th, 2009 at 11:00
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    @Creeze

    well maybe if u girls werent so fake, and did other things then put chemicals on your face to seem pretty. its as fun as watching paint dry, cause it basically is…..

  8. quiet
    December 8th, 2009 at 00:31
    Reply | Quote | #8

    well, i thought that it was mostly true.
    now, where’s the advice column for men.

  9. Willy Brown Balls
    December 8th, 2009 at 11:55
    Reply | Quote | #9

    Women. Know your limits!!

  10. Runaway
    December 8th, 2009 at 16:12

    @thtGuy
    Well said, ahah.

    Some parts of that list remain pretty actual, from what men expect women to do.

  11. Bolt Vanderhuge
    December 8th, 2009 at 18:11

    thtguy: And when women aren’t “fake” and don’t “put chemicals on their face” like you expect them to, you go “feminazi dyke hurrdurr.”

  12. Beth
    December 9th, 2009 at 13:17

    I dunno, she seems like she’d be a blast to hang out with.

  13. G
    December 9th, 2009 at 13:24

    What’s he writing in that little book?

    I think he’s writing: “This girl is a blast. I need to call her again and get her hone before she passes out next time!”

  14. Beyonce
    December 9th, 2009 at 16:17

    ALL THE SINGLE LADIES…ALL THE SINGLE LADIES…PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

    BECAUSE IF YOU LIKED IT THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE PUT A RING ON IT.

  15. blundht
    December 9th, 2009 at 18:24

    @thtGuy
    Way to apply a dumb blanket statement to half the world’s population! Congratulations, you’re an idiot!

  16. blundht
    December 9th, 2009 at 18:25

    @Willy Brown Balls
    My limit is to never EVER go anywhere near an ***hole like that, because this sounds like the worst date ever.

  17. blundht
    December 9th, 2009 at 18:26

    @Wing Girl Kim
    A shitload has changed, my dear, unless you live in an oppressive backwards situation. The biggest change is that women nowdays do not give a shit about this kind of thing, because, guess what, we’re now considered HUMANS, not just decorative pieces! Any woman who still complies with idiotic crap like this is an idiot herself and should really reconsider before she throws her life away on some a**hole.

  18. natalie
    December 9th, 2009 at 18:37

    @Creeze
    you are an a**hole

  19. Anon
    December 9th, 2009 at 20:04

    The hell?

    Is that Mr. Bean in the bottom image?

  20. Enlyn
    December 9th, 2009 at 20:05

    I like that the guy seems put off that the girl is not wearing a bra. “I wouldn’t want to get you pregnant by looking at your loose tits.”

  21. Craig
    December 10th, 2009 at 08:55

    We want, but probably don’t deserve your full attention ;)

  22. Ensigh Howard
    December 10th, 2009 at 11:22

    Things ARE much better these days. Women don’t need a man anymore. At least, that is, until they want to have a baby. Then it is “grab any man you can” time. Watching supposedly strong women clamor for the remaining ineffectual available men after their sexual attractiveness has begun to diminish is sport for us men tortured by the constant whining of the average feminist. The low quality of men these women will commit themselves to just so they can have a baby is staggering. The fact is, these women weren’t strong in the first place. The strong ones took a chance, got hurt, put themselves in emotionally vulnerable positions. Do the strong ones get screwed? You betcha. Are they the only ones who actually do have it all? Indeed. Mock away and spend your life with two children, the baby and your wimpy husband no other woman wanted!

  23. Amazed
    December 10th, 2009 at 19:06

    “Watching supposedly strong women clamor for the remaining ineffectual available men after their sexual attractiveness has begun to diminish is sport for us men tortured by the constant whining of the average feminist.”

    I’m just absolutely astounded that you seem to have written this in earnest. You really do buy into that stereotype of the whining man-hating feminist, don’t you? How sad. Truth is, the average feminist is in a happy relationship with a man who probably also happens to be a feminist. I’m sure that just sounds crazy to you, a man believing in women’s equal rights, since you are obviously still living in 1938. If that’s a “wimpy husband no other woman wanted”, I’d like to see the piece of work you wound up with.

  24. December 10th, 2009 at 20:07

    I dunno, I’d beet feet down to the juice joint with this classy dame.

  25. Paz
    December 10th, 2009 at 20:12

    obviously fake, probably made this year. stuff from 1938 wasn’t cornball humor making fun of what our idea of that time period was. this is far too self-aware for 1938, sorry dudes.

  26. Misa
    December 11th, 2009 at 10:17

    cool.. ;)

  27. December 11th, 2009 at 10:59

    Anybody who thinks this is fake has been ruined by Internet blogs. For goodness sake you can even see the crease where the pages are bound together.

    While some of the specific advice given is obviously dated (who wears a girdle anymore), the overall point is to be considerate and thoughtful of your date rather than focused on and thinking about yourself, but at the same time, try to be at your best both in appearance and demeanor. That remains good dating advice, in any decade, for both men and women.

  28. SHQ
    December 11th, 2009 at 13:06

    @Nicky
    This is for when you are dating a gentleman and not a stalker. and yes there are still gentlemen around.

  29. DaveM
    December 11th, 2009 at 16:42

    I’m getting in a time machine and going back to the ’30s when women’s breasts bounced around like two puppies fighting under a blanket! “if you NEED a bra”… WTH does that mean, even flat chested women don’t want their nips poking out right?

  30. Nikki
    December 11th, 2009 at 17:03

    @Paz
    nah, totally hit it on the head. That’s an honest rep of what was wanted from women.

  31. December 11th, 2009 at 17:40

    @Ensigh Howard

    AMEN ENSIGH HOWARD!
    That is why I have 2 wonderful Black Labradors, NOT children OR a husband.
    The ex-husband was bad enough after a 3 MONTH marriage-yup 3 months later he said,
    “I think I made a mistake.” Strange, since he helped plan about 90% of the wedding, and we were in our mid to late 30’s. I give up on men…TRULY, SAD AS IT IS. I TOTALLY understand women in their 40’s getting involved with other women.

  32. lucy
    December 12th, 2009 at 16:25

    BHAAA!! The pictures are hella funny! I bet the women had hella fun modeling these pics. I would of! :)

  33. emma
    December 13th, 2009 at 12:49

    The average Disney flick of the last 30 years has 10x the social programming for girls. This instruction manual at least doesn’t hide its intent.

    @lucy I’m usually all for ending a sentence with a preposition, but in your case, I take it back. ;-)

  34. Fernie Canto
    December 14th, 2009 at 06:54

    @blundht

    “The biggest change is that women nowdays do not give a shit about this kind of thing, because, guess what, we’re now considered HUMANS, not just decorative pieces!”

    Unfortunately we still have a lot to evolve before we can say that categorically, but yes, it’s pretty satisfying to see we HAVE progressed since then. Those “tips” represent a time and a place that we’ll hopefully never see again (to the dismay of certain kinds of men…).

    And then we hear from our elders, “ooh, things were good in MY time”. Yeah, sure they were, either if you were a man, or a woman who went through the social lobotomy preached by articles like these! If you had the slightest amount of sensitivity and awareness, you’d think otherwise.

  35. Jane
    December 14th, 2009 at 11:46

    @SanityInjection
    The photos are in awfully high definition for the 1930s.

  36. Knight
    December 15th, 2009 at 11:11

    @Nicky
    True. We like watching you get dressed and undressed. But if your looking for long term you got to hold back on the cash and prizes. We may be attracted to that, but would usually never consider marrying that.

  37. Anon
    December 15th, 2009 at 15:42

    Feminism is NOT an excuse for man hating. Sadly its what it seems to be more often than not.

    And if you think women are not considered objects, you are F***ing crazy. Hello p0rn, Hello Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler etc…

    Women have become bitches, treat men like crap, then cry boo hoo when they are alone.

    While I agree that women should have the right to be equal, to vote, to receive equal pay for doing the same job. I also think much of the good parts of life are gone. Women now have to keep house, make dinner, raise the kids AND hold a full time job. How is that better than being able to to keep house, raise kids pursue your dreams/school/whatever. Women back in the day had outlets, clubs, events, friends and did pretty much what they wanted… Women did marvelous things, Hello Madame Curie, Amelia Earheart etc. The list is endless.

    In our world, we are all slave to the wage and honestly no one is happy. More and more families are broken and the women are single and doing it alone. Constantly I am shocked and amazed at the behavior of women in general. The ‘What have you done for me lately” attitude is appalling. So is the “Oh I can do it alone, who needs a man” Yeah no wonder you are divorced and alone…and if everyone was so happy without a man, why are there so many dating sites? Everyone is so busy looking for someone to be with. Just sayin.

    I have worked, I have raised kids, I have even worked in a male dominated field…but honestly, Im happiest making my man happy. In keeping him happy, he keeps me VERY HAPPY! Its a nice win win thing.

  38. Sarfraz Khan
    December 15th, 2009 at 19:57

    Tip for dates: People like to present themselves. So be a good spectator. If they are quiet, it means they wanna play spectator, so entertain them. voila! you got a happy ending.

  39. David
    December 16th, 2009 at 03:40

    @Anon – Totaly agreed
    These tips are totally valid. It is just showing class. Nowadays that might be considered oldfashioned, but thats just because the standards have dropped. Men who are looking to have a bit of fun with you, would ofcourse love it if you behave badly. That means easier to get. The guys that are seriously interrested would look for signs of good character. So it just depends what you’re fishing for.

    The problem nowadays with equality is that instead of men being held up to high standards as woman used to be, the woman instead are demanding the right to behave as badly as some men. Ofcourse that right can not be denied, as men do behave badly often, but like anon said, no one wins. No one is really happy in that kind of behaviour in the longer term.

    If you would put these rules for men, I think that most woman would agree that they want a date to behave like that. Or would you also feel men are not considered humans when they are told to behave decently if they want to impress a girl?

  40. Jen
    December 16th, 2009 at 15:54

    To ANON –> Women pretty much did what they wanted back then? Really? Because from what I remember, Women were really only able to get married, have kids, cook, clean, and do “domestic” activities. Women like Marie Curie and Amelia Earhart were very RARE simply because most women were discouraged (legally or socially) from going to school or pursuing non-domenstic activities.

    To David –> I disagree that men should be held to “high standards” like this, and I disagree that women are demanding rights to behave “as badly as men.” That is an inherently sexist statement. Basically, the entire feminist movement was requesting society to ease up on EVERYONE. Let people be people. Girls are NOT made of “sugar and spice.” Boys are NOT made of “frogs and snails.” Just let boys and girls be what they WANT To be — not what everyone expects them to be.

    As a female Engineer, I understand the argument that people make that the feminist movement “ruined” the lives of women since we all are expected to work AND raise children. However, I am thankful that I CAN get a job to support my kids if I want to. Back in the “good ‘ole days” that would not have been a possibility. That’s why so many women stuck with their drunk/abusive/cheating husbands — they had no other way of providing for their children unless they wanted to turn to prostitution. I think this is the heart of the message of this article: how to tune your needs, likes, desires down and be fake in order to keep a man (any man, even if he’s a jerk) around to support you.

  41. zuschnell4u
    December 18th, 2009 at 07:17

    These are dating tips for women who (presumably since they need/search for/use dating advice) want a guy to like them. Its just advise, and not particularly bad or degrading advice. Some of them are outdated or (I believe) irrelevant. Of course that’s presuming it is just someone you’re going on a date with not a person you’re in a relationship with. Most people modify their behavior based on dates.

  42. Anonymous
    December 18th, 2009 at 12:50

    OMFG! AWESOME! Its like the female commandments! These are THE BEST dating tips for women I’ve ever seen “…when a man dances he wants to dance”

  43. Tamy
    December 19th, 2009 at 06:46

    What a silly bunch of advice. I especially like how the rear view mirror is OMFGSOIMPORTANT that you can’t fix your makeup in it and women couldn’t possibly know how to drive or know what a rear view mirror was used for. Don’t these 1930s men look behind them to cover the blind spot?

  44. Flaming Bird
    December 19th, 2009 at 08:50

    Sometimes I feel like I was sent into the past as a small baby;
    I’m a dude and I don’t hold ~any~ of these stigmas.
    Race, gender, I have virtually nothing.

    And I’m not a pussy about it either, none of this “don’t use that word” crap.

    Implied arrogance aside, why is nobody else like me?
    Am I just apathetic?

  45. leeroy
    December 20th, 2009 at 10:53

    @Nicky
    1938 was very gay

  46. Canuck
    December 20th, 2009 at 12:54

    Last time I checked, you don’t need a man to have a baby any more – just a sperm bank.

  47. Travks
    December 20th, 2009 at 16:29

    I am only wondering what this bitch is doing out of the kitchen!!!!!

    feminist are funny….. its funny because no one takes you serious and we all just laugh at you.

    Pic related…. thats my bitch…… err..wrong website… you raff you roose

  48. Name Required
    December 20th, 2009 at 19:49

    Actually, I think the advice is fairly useful. Women still do these stupid things. I have a few friends who do these things and don’t realize why guys don’t date them long. If I were a guy, I would be pissed if some chick kept me waiting downstairs for an hour to put some make-up on, then got thrashed and flirted with some other guy. I’d leave the drunken mess there to sober up and pay for her own dinner. But that’s just me.

  49. Anonymous
    December 21st, 2009 at 01:22

    @Canuck
    But, you need the sperm from a man.
    How do you like them apples?

  50. John
    December 21st, 2009 at 02:34

    Haha, those were the good old days, and half those things we still do, its just not PC to talk about it, let alone publish it. I mean just think about the rediculous unsaid rules we have about dating.

  51. Larry Carter Center
    December 21st, 2009 at 08:24

    Felch Grogan and all the pseudo males who dust off stupid shit from any era or nutcase garbage bin are trolling here. These boys think they are slick. Too many women get sucked into some superficial tripe about dating. We have the global problem of rape, enslavement of women, child prostitution, circumcision, brutality and war profiteering polluters and I’ll just bet these boys are draft dodgers too. Wanting to be a rich guy and f***ing as many females as possible is what the so called mens rights boys are all about. Cooperation and sustainability are not their guiding principles but misogyny and deceit are the guiding principles of a patriarch and anti-feminist. Hiding behind noble Atheism is something I shall not tolerate you dicks. I’m warning my tow daughters and every sane woman I can about you all.

  52. December 21st, 2009 at 13:06

    Women were far more sophisticated, alluring, classy, and stylish then and nobody shirked from the division of the sexes. We were different, and we still are — except that American (nitwit) women have decided that their happiness can exist only be getting Phds and having no eliminating any trace of femininity. Where these stupid American women decide to be “feminine” it is only a disgusting overtly sexual slutty type of “feminine” in the Mae West mold. That’s about all they can handle.

    Women of 1942 were so far and away superior to the ugly, disgusting glib backtalking “bratz” types of today they might as well be different species. Women actually cared about how men felt back then. Today, they couldn’t care less, it’s all about them.

    Most of the world laughs at our feminized females and our neutered men. Chinese women have no such need to grow testicles – femininity, allure, and tradition still reign. Even in France they would never engage in the man-castrating hate of America’s feminized scum.

    Of course they mock 1942, like the idiot commentator above. That was a wonderful time to be alive, where honesty-at-all-costs was not a religion and where decorum and politeness and traditional roles still mattered. The rest of the world’s women are not envious of America’s lonely, cynical, sarcastic women. They pity them, as everyone should.

    Thanks for the post, and a reminder of when people actually cared about how others felt.

    Down with Feminism

  53. jeeesus
    December 21st, 2009 at 23:08

    @Colin
    Wow at least one homie here actually got it.

  54. December 21st, 2009 at 23:10

    How about, “Just don’t be an a**hole.” If he doesn’t take you out again, its because it ain’t gonna happen. Get over it and don’t take it personal.

  55. Justsomeguy
    December 22nd, 2009 at 03:18

    Ok. Obviously some of you people haven’t heard of the whole “separate spheres” concept back in the late nineteenth century. Read some Fanny Fern or Sara Grimke. Get some goddamn culture before you spout off about womens’ rights and abilities.

  56. I’M SO SERIOUS
    December 22nd, 2009 at 11:09

    OMG I’M SO SERIOUS ABOUT THIS STUFF, ARRRGH AMERICA ALREADY HAS EQUAL RIGHTS FOR BOTH SEXES, BUT I STILL BITCH ABOUT HOW MEN JOKE ABOUT NON EQUAL RIGHTS, WHEN OBVIOUSLY IT’S STILL A JOKE. I don’t even get feminism anymore, it’s pretty much over in America. Any jobs that women can’t get is because of different body parts. No jobs are denied because your a women. Seriously, almost 90% of people who say jokes and say all that sexist stuff is to purposely mess with feminist women; idk about you, but every feminist I’ve met is SOOOO ANNOYING. They all have the same message, and guess what? It’s already been met. Anyway, it’s pretty hilarious how people are taking this so seriously, when this post was meant to be a funny look into 1938’s culture. Yet all these people here are arguing about some stuff that is already socially accepted in America. Plus I’m pretty sure that almost everyone here got trolled and fell for it like crazy. Successful troll is successful, annoying feminists are annoying, and stupidly serious people are stupidly serious. Now go and make me a sandwich (troll attempt)

  57. RealityCheck
    December 22nd, 2009 at 13:26

    Looks to me like there’s a lot of men who don’t stand much chance of getting laid ever again (those who think the advice given was good, ie. ten commandments of dating) Hope you’ve got good rhythm in your dominant hand.

  58. your mother
    December 22nd, 2009 at 14:37

    @RealityCheck

    Actually, it seems to me that women of your caliber are the ones more likely to be rubbing themselves in the night. There are plenty of men and plenty of rational women out there to keep each other company. In the end, it will be the feminist hags who are left alone because, honestly, who would want to deal with all of their lunacy? I’m a female student on track for my phd and I loved this; it’s advice for all social aspects of life. If you make a complete fool of yourself in social situations how can you ever expect to really succeed and move up any type of business ladder? Unless you are, say, an engineer, most job fields require people skills and this cartoon has a good message for all.

    Get over yourselves. Feminism is dead.

  59. Student
    December 22nd, 2009 at 14:41

    There is a difference between chauvinism and etiquette and, quite frankly, I don’t think I want to live in a world without etiquette.

  60. K
    December 22nd, 2009 at 15:04

    Those were the times…

  61. December 22nd, 2009 at 17:19

    Guys, stop making a big deal of this. It’s a blog post, chill.

  62. Cupid
    December 22nd, 2009 at 17:56

    Yeah those tips are for the birds. I fa_t, belch and tell dirty jokes to my dates. Heck they’e are just broards. They appreciate a good ripper as good as anyone. Tuff if they catch me looking at some other dame. If it’s good enough for them. And hey I fet 10 bucks for the little swimmers in the sperm bank. AND no child support for my hundreds of kids! Do the math! I’ll even overlook them with moustaches unless its waxed. Yeah you ladies don’t need no steenkin tips or men for that matter.

  63. Wolfgaar
    December 23rd, 2009 at 00:07

    Funny pictures, but, unless you’ve got neither sense nor sensibility, this advice still applies.

  64. Sarah
    December 23rd, 2009 at 08:11

    @Wing Girl Kim
    You’re a complete idiot if you think things aren’t different.

  65. Jess
    December 23rd, 2009 at 12:34

    @Cupid
    How about instead of griping about how long it takes a girl to put on makeup and how long it takes her to accessorize, you shut up and enjoy the fact that a girl is putting that much time and effort to get your wang to rise. Don’t tell me if a girl went to a date unkept in wrinkly clothes that were mismatched, hair undone, bags under the eyes, and no makeup, that you would be happy to show her off on the town. Unless, of course, you like dating slobs.
    AS girls, though, I have always started getting ready so I would be ready before the date instead of making him wait… cuz that’s just rude. But you’re darned right I’m painting on my makeup and taking my sweet time accessorizing!

  66. tim
    December 23rd, 2009 at 13:03

    what the hell; i’ll add to the echo chamber ;) I was raised in the 90’s, and was taught to be a gentleman. Then came Highschool, buddy lists, and social-networking. Guess what, if you’re not a stereotypically handsome guy, these social changes are devastating. Maybe this isn’t the answer, but someone needs to teach the little girls of the world how to care for a man. These girls play with baby dolls for a reason; nature has a plan for us all. Any woman who fights that, is spitting on the very morals and ethics that made her life possible.. It’s the ultimate disrespectul act to your heritage and ancestors. I’m sure when your granddaddy was dying on the battlefield in WWII, his last thought was “I hope my granddaughter grows up to alienate every decent man she comes into contact with in order to salvage her own image of femininity, eff having great grandkids!”

    ps. my fortune cookie from lunch said “courtesy is contagious”.. fate maybe?

  67. Teddy Rosevelt
    December 23rd, 2009 at 13:31

    @Nicky
    No. Men do not like to watch you get dressed.
    Where the hell would you pick up a stupid idea like that?

  68. 17 year old man
    December 23rd, 2009 at 14:42

    yeah… I’m a guy, and I thought a lot of this stuff seemed pretty… outdated. I mean it’s really kind of sexist in a way. They ask the girls to just be perfect little angels for the men. and yes men do enjoy watching women undress. (hohohoho)

  69. Stephen
    December 23rd, 2009 at 15:15

    Is that a young Benny Hill in those pics?

  70. GiantFeeFiFoFum
    December 23rd, 2009 at 16:22

    Someone said she’d be a blast to hang out with… this is true dead people are a blast.

  71. Candace
    December 23rd, 2009 at 21:32

    I’m amazed at the ignorance of some of the commenters here. I’m going to ignore some of the most obnoxious comments that are most likely trolling and respond to some of the comments that I believe were made in earnest.

    First of all, if you are a “feminist,” you simply want equality between men and women. I think it’s fair to say that most rational, intelligent people are feminists. Those who are critiquing feminism are most likely feminists themselves (with the exception of the few blatant misogynists on here…) Feminists tend to get a bad name because some of the most outspoken feminists are the most radical. Not all feminists are like that.

    Also, for those who seem to think that women are completely equal to men at this point in time, are you serious? Look at college professors, for example. Women and minorities are almost always underrepresented in a university setting. Males are often offered tenure before their female counterparts and they almost always make more money (even when the difference in tenure is accounted for). Similarly, when asked about levels of dissatisfaction in the workplace, women professors often score much higher than their male counterparts.

    Finally, I’d just like to say that, as a feminist, I find many of these tips to be really humorous. Many of them still apply today. “Don’t drink too much,” for example, is probably good advice on any sort of a date…

  72. Keenan
    December 23rd, 2009 at 21:51

    @everyone
    You are all extremely crazy in the head! Almost all o you blew this way out of proportion, and used it as an excuse to argue about women rights and feminism. Don’t get me wrong, its nice to debate over important topics but please, for everyone’s sake, get over yourselves!! Just enjoy the humorous side of this post and shrug of the meaningless comments from people you don’t even know!!!

  73. SandyNaulah
    December 23rd, 2009 at 23:58

    While some of this does seem a bit outdated. (no talking while dancing? sounds like awkward silence to me.) some of it is less sexist and more… Common sense.
    So I re-wrote it with a more modern mature woman take. If you don’t like it or don’t agree with it, that’s your opinion. Just keep in mind: If you disagree with me, Then others very well disagree with you (Very possibly that hot guy you’ve been wanting to get with for the past year/month/week/you-just-saw-him-at-the-gym).

    1) Dressing in front of a guy you aren’t intimate with just makes you seem like a tease. Unless it’s post-coitus or you’ve been married for a good while, Have some heart!

    2.)Messing up a guy’s good handkerchief (as if they use them anymore.) is silly. Some guys will allow it to seem chivalrous though. then again, they’re not used. So just bring your own Kleenex.

    3.) Now, unless you’re spreading your legs, belching, and stuffing a hand down your pants Al Bundy style, there’s no reason not to be comfortable in how you sit. especially since most women aren’t expected to wear skirts now.

    4.) and no, careless women really aren’t appealing, except in very small (Oh how cute!) doses. if you’re going to fall all over yourself.. maybe you should have your ears checked out. (equilibrium’s a bad thing to mess up.) But talking while dancing? If you know what you’re doing, Go for it. otherwise it can be a very awkward silence.

    5.)If you need to wear a bra.. WEAR ONE. No one wants to see your saggy breasts, and it’s just embarrassing if it gets cold enough to make one a bit.. Nip-ply.

    6.) Don’t use the car mirror, they have passenger side lighted mirrors in most cars now, so why bother getting into an accident over a bit of lipstick.

    7.) PDA (Public display of affection) Can be embarrassing, not to you or your significant other or date; but to the surrounding public. Though in this day and age, unless you’re viciously making out in the middle of a crowded mall, a little hand-holding or cuddling isn’t even noticed by anyone.

    8.) It’s not the tears he doesn’t like, it’s the being pushed (or even obviously manipulated) into a corner and into a situation he doesn’t like. No one who’s not a masochist likes this. It’s just an easy way to end the date (and relationship) early; because it makes you look like a manipulating twat.

    9.) Now why would you be jerking the date around by talking about your exploits with the waiter, a person who you probably don’t even know! If you’re so loose with talking about other dates, You’d obviously be talkative about HIM. and that’s just not sexy.

    10.) Let’s not stop at clothes.. If you’re engaging in a conversation that’s obviously ONE sided, it’s not fun for both parties. If you like to talk about your stuff so much, make sure he’s interested first. otherwise it makes you look like a selfish twat. and what person would want to hook up with someone who’s that narcissistic?

    11.) Well, Drinking in and of itself is not to be done to excess with strangers, that’s the easiest way to end up pregnant, date raped, or dead. Now if you’re getting blitzed around comfortable people who’ll just take video of your escapades to show later? Go for it. ::Shrug::

    12.)Don’t be conspicuous talking to other men means: Don’t flirt with other guys while in that blitzed state you weren’t supposed to be in anyway. If you’re that loose around other guys while drunk, you’re more than likely a slut, and unless the guy just wants to get laid and doesn’t care about other stuff, he’s likely to dump you and find other, less slutty girls.

    I hope this clarifies most of the “Sexist” issues you’ve had with this post. Perhaps it’ll also shed some light on a lot of stuff for you. Of course, some of you who the light didn’t reach the dim recesses of your Cerebral intake might still find what I posted outdated and sexist. However incorrect it is; it IS your opinion. And I’m not a person to fault others for having a different opinion, that’s what makes discussions fun!

  74. Isis
    December 24th, 2009 at 09:01

    @Tim ‘Nature’s plan’ for you is to take a header off a cliff and win a Darwin Award. “Gentleman” behavior, I would hope, means treating everyone – even females – like human beings rather than as objects (baby machines). I am a female, I have four college degrees, and I guarantee that ‘nature’s plan’ for me was to confront ignoramuses like you. Aren’t y’all just dying to know if I have a man or if I’m an ugly bull dyke?

  75. I want to know
    December 24th, 2009 at 11:07

    @Isis, actually, I do want to know… I’m a very curious person.

  76. spongekill
    December 24th, 2009 at 16:09

    What’s funny about this is that it exposes the fundamental insecurity and neediness that produces sexism. All these rules are about the man being easily embarrassed and unwilling to handle any remotely difficult social situation. Then it’s somehow entirely the woman’s job to prevent these situations from arising, giving their spineless limpdick of a man a clear path to that ever-so-elusive masculine security.

  77. Lawdy
    December 24th, 2009 at 16:10

    @Jen

    I think Jen hit it on the nail. Although I believe that some of these “rules” can still be upheld, the fact of that matter is that back in the day if you were a housewife and your husband, who would “bring home the bacon”, would beat you, and you wanted to leave him, you would pretty much have to become homeless. It’s sad, but I certainly wouldn’t mind if my girlfriend would not show so much emotion in public (anger, sad, overexcited), mostly because I’m a mellow guy, as well as if she wouldn’t talk too much to other men, as well if she wouldn’t talk so much about herself (shallow).

    Honestly, women now could make a list like this about men, then and now. I just don’t understand why everyone has to be butthurt about it. It wasn’t like woman were demeaning themselves by not acting classy in some situations. I think we’ve all had our share of crotch shots in Hollywood, at least I have.

  78. ramon
    December 24th, 2009 at 16:25

    sad thing is that there are articles in 2009 giving the same stupid advice to men (comb your hair in privacy, don’t fail to be as sentimental as she wants you to be, don’t be familiar with the waitress or talk about sports, don’t drink), but no one is willing to call that sexist against men!

  79. Kira
    December 24th, 2009 at 16:34

    @Much Worse Today

    @Much Worse Today
    So all American women are nitwits? Good to know, geuss I need to change citizenship…Any suggestions as to where?

  80. Rich
    December 24th, 2009 at 17:36

    Thats Great,bwahahahaha!!

  81. Jeret
    December 24th, 2009 at 19:09

    And make sure folks to smoke Lucky Strikes! They are reccomended by 2 out of 3 doctors across the Country.

  82. Jeret
    December 24th, 2009 at 19:10

    @Kira
    Lol please tell me you didnt mean to do that.

  83. December 24th, 2009 at 19:14

    After 50 years, the same rules still apply ladies.haha

  84. Herbert
    December 24th, 2009 at 21:24

    @Colin
    umm.. i believe its 1938

  85. gab
    December 25th, 2009 at 04:37

    @Anon
    And it’s perfectly all right for men to treat women like crap??? Is that what you’re saying?

    *sigh* Why can’t there be gender neutral dating advice? Just general stuff like “Don’t be an a**hole and don’t treat your partner like crap.” You know, common sense. Both genders like to talk about the things that THEY want to talk about, both genders like it when their date looks good for them, both genders like giving and receiving gifts, and both genders don’t want to be stuck with a drunk a**hole at the end of the night. DUH DUH DUH DUH.

    Why are people so dumb with this gender bullshit.

  86. gab
    December 25th, 2009 at 04:40

    @tim
    When you say shit like that you’re alienating women who would otherwise have children with you. What does YOUR dead grandaddy say about that?

  87. gab
    December 25th, 2009 at 04:42

    @17 year old man
    You’re the only man here :)

  88. gab
    December 25th, 2009 at 04:46

    @your mother
    You’re a liar, you’re not getting a PhD because you’re a moron. Keep pandering to the patriarchy and be a good little woman, maybe you’ll land the a**hole of your dreams and you’ll be scrubbing toilets and taking care of his brats instead of doing something with your “PhD.”

  89. junk0
    December 25th, 2009 at 05:16

    I belive that most (not all) americans (hoping that most of these comments are from them) men/women (both) are just plain stupid. Cant take this away from you folks but your pea brains with all your (so called) higher education cannot handle relationships. (which is not getting any better with any higher level of education)

    My insults to your attitude: (consider me a troll if you will. IDC)

    1) Stop taking every place/thing/website/blog as a platform for social and moral debates. Find appropriate places/groups/forums to do such constructive work. (pun intended) . Drop your attitudes and take things lightly for a while.

    2) I believe that atleast in your society things have moved past the feminist movement. Maybe not a 100%, as still mostly human colonies have a Patriarchy society and acceptance of feminist view by them doesnt mean that it will ever be a 100% feminist concious. (Inspite of all the boundations/rules/sexist treatment by society, i believe that women have mostly found their way out of these situations without the ‘feminism’ playcard, as I believe they have a superior position due to their sex and much more advanced brains than men. So whoever holds the playcard i must say that wake-up and realize that the war is over, and everyday battles are going to be fought everyday so stop the melodrama, cause you look silly)

    People (men/women) have fought for eqality of the two sexes not superiority of any, what is the good in it if this debate goes on forever and finally ends up alienating the two sexes. Yes, nature has created us to play our parts, but humans have superior brains which means that we can do far beyond our natural programming, so no point arguing about who should do what, so on and so forth.

    FYI, I am a male.

    IMO the levels of frustration in todays life make everyone irritable, to the level where we try to argue over anything, even if it is trivial. Noting comes out of these debates just some bad situation gets worse. I hope that americans grow up as i believe that america needs mature people, now more than ever…..

    -junk0

  90. s1kbo1
    December 25th, 2009 at 05:34

    “when a man wants to dance, he wants to dance” lol at that “just shut up an dance” ROLFBSST (rolling on the floor laughing but somehow still typing)

  91. ady
    December 25th, 2009 at 05:59

    Women! Know your place!!!!

  92. yukerz
    December 25th, 2009 at 07:06

    @Anon
    totally agree :)

  93. me
    December 25th, 2009 at 09:37

    last pic looks like he slipped her a rufeeeeee

  94. Happily Unsingle
    December 25th, 2009 at 13:05

    @Amazed

    My fiancee and I were discussing whether I should take his last name when we get married — and I’m OK with it, but he thinks ‘it’s a holdover from a patriarchal tradition of subjugating women.’

    You are totally right! Real women find real men, and then they’re quite happy! :)

  95. anarchitekt
    December 25th, 2009 at 16:55

    these are rules based on COMMON SENSE haha…Dont fix your make up using the car mirror…UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE haahaha…some of the discussions here cracked me up..thanks!!!
    BTW I have a friend who’s just like her….and guys love her, its a matter of charisma even if you like to sit like a dude

  96. lifer
    December 25th, 2009 at 17:24

    Funny how all the rules are for women. Thank god for the invention of the ‘remote control’ leaves us free. : )

  97. Listening2bthsides
    December 25th, 2009 at 17:52

    @DaveM
    unfortunately, many women are distastful now a days and leave out the house without a bra. When I was little, which was only a decade ago, women and female children were supposed to wear full undergarments, including sheer skirts to keep ur underwear from showing.

    and now…all they have on is a shirt and skirt. And if you’re lucky a thong is present…

  98. Listening2bthsides
    December 25th, 2009 at 17:55

    @junk0
    Just wondering if you’re American yourself. you have a nice point of view.

  99. jjjiiii
    December 25th, 2009 at 19:13

    @anarchitekt

    ya that’s sooo true! some people like that can get away with anything!

  100. Mike Litoris
    December 25th, 2009 at 20:00

    @Nicky
    you’d be wrong

  101. I Think
    December 25th, 2009 at 22:34

    LOL…GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH

  102. Lolzing
    December 26th, 2009 at 06:04

    I like how this turned into a man vs woman argument via comments. I think this was simply posted to be enjoyed as a reminder of how far we’ve come from the past. People can agree with it because I’m sure there are both men and women who prefer things from different time periods. Once changes in society become new, everyone wants more change because it’s not good enough! That’s how we’ve always run imho. Anyway, we’ll always have shameful/dignified men or women on both sides and that’s all something based on rules that is always changing. You can argue forever and still never be 100% right.

    But nice post! Even though the tips are very old fashioned and one sided, I think it’s a great reminder on how everyone should be considerate for the other partner. It’s not being oppressed when your partner doesn’t agree with your level of ‘freedom.’ It just means you guys are probably not suited for each other!

  103. Idiots
    December 26th, 2009 at 06:54

    If you need dating advice from the internet or from a 1930s magazine, you are a social retard.

  104. December 26th, 2009 at 07:17

    Well, guess what! This is exactly what women want in their men! Think about it. Women need to be appreciated as smart, intelligent and full of self worth.

    The men these days are full of inferiority comlexes, megalomania, paranoia and delsuions of grandeur.

    The real men and women are artists (and I mean those that create not the celebrity seekers) not the followers of fashion.

    Take good care and get as much joy as you can every day. Oh, and while you’re at it give women and other humans exactly what you want for yourself.

  105. jc
    December 26th, 2009 at 10:33

    bahah yeah that and the fact that women pay no attention to any of the rules and usually get drunk and pass out

  106. mark
    December 26th, 2009 at 18:44

    As true today as it was then. If it looks sexist to some readers, that is because it deals with women’s desire (then) to please men. For some, pleasing men equals sexism. Of course I’d like to see one of these collection of “tips” for men too.

  107. another woman
    December 26th, 2009 at 20:41

    @Nicky
    Well, they might enjoy it but it sure isn’t classy.

  108. A
    December 26th, 2009 at 21:17

    All fine dears.

    I feel few rules are not just more than common sense like talk what men like instead of talking about dress, its time tested. Applies to men also!!.

    My suggestion is take what is good for the other sex. Time is certainly shrinking.

  109. A_Dude
    December 27th, 2009 at 12:35

    Well… i read through the first few comments and i have to say i think most guys that said that they dont enjoy watching women get dressed have definitely just hit puberty and heard that statement from a p0rn movie!!! :D

    most men (me included) love to watch a woman put on her dress and pre herself before going out… it’s the way they do it that makes them so damn cute and appealing.. u dumbasses better start recognizing that a woman’s beauty encompasses other aspects than her taking her clothes off… that was gay but **** it!!! :D

  110. A_Dude
    December 27th, 2009 at 12:36

    @Nicky
    and dont apologize coz u’re right!

  111. Brd
    December 27th, 2009 at 18:43

    What a pile of horseapples.

    Thank goodness THAT s.h.i.-. is over & done with.

  112. Lacey
    December 27th, 2009 at 19:07

    well, the way i read this is that is is for people who just started dating. Its not polite to keep your date waiting, and i personally wouldn’t want some guy i just started dating watch me get dress. I’m srry, but make up should be done in the bathroom, it is considered a hygiene thing. so y would u do your make up in-front of your date, if you gotta fix it, do it in the bathroom not in-front of him. n who would date someone who sits like a slouch, female AND male. and to the ladies who are claiming this is 2009, if you were on a date with a guy, i grantee you would not want him getting to comfortable with the waitress or him talking to some other female for too long. that rule applies to BOTH SEXES. ALSO, would anyone would date someone if they passed out on you on your first set of dates, I know I wouldn’t. And, no one likes an untidy dress, that’s a major turn off. Wardrobe malfunction, that should be tolerated, but just a sloppy dresser, no. I wouldn’t date a guy again if he purposely put his pants under his behind.

    Stop looking at these rules subjectively and objectively (for both sexes), and you’ll find them rules of courtesy rather than sexist.

  113. memesss
    December 27th, 2009 at 23:02

    this looks photoshopped, look at the shading. its all off

  114. Mona
    December 28th, 2009 at 06:48

    wow really? some of you men still expect this kind of treatment? just saying by reading your comments. BUt MY man would never act like this!

  115. Guy
    December 28th, 2009 at 11:10

    @blundht
    Shut-up already and go make me a sandwich!!

  116. sumsummcpie
    December 28th, 2009 at 17:20

    This is the behaivour i expect from all my women

  117. RHONDA
    December 28th, 2009 at 17:26

    I love this. It`s a small peak into the way it was really like back then. If you view it as sexist you can blame the male ran advertising co. for that. That is not neccessarily what men wanted or expected from women. Or maybe it was so what. All the tips are pretty much no brainers.People in general are quite annoying.Do you want to be liked on a date or not?

  118. meatman
    December 28th, 2009 at 19:23

    @Nicky
    Yeah you are crazy, most of the things here are correct.
    Women know your limits!

  119. Karlunker
    December 28th, 2009 at 22:03

    I think what people are missing is that this list is about what a woman should do for her man. That’s as far as it went in 1938. The man didn’t consider the woman’s needs and likes. Yes, people in relationships should still work to be courteous and thoughtful of EACH OTHER’S needs. To me, that’s what feminism is…demanding equal rights, not man hating, and any self respecting feminist would agree with me. All of you who are suggesting that all feminists are man haters are likely not meeting very many 2009 feminists.

  120. Delight
    December 28th, 2009 at 23:20

    Okay, I can see not making your date wait on you forever, that’s just rude. I can also see not jacking his mirror or messing up his hanky because I’m assuming you like this guy and it’s kind of annoying. Also if you’re drinking until you pass out, you probably have problems and are putting yourself in a really dangerous situation. All the other stuff though, let’s just say I’m glad we moved passed that.

    I think I know why she was drinking so much, her date was a boring prude, it made the night go faster.

  121. Qua
    December 29th, 2009 at 02:33

    @Much Worse Today
    Yep, I’m a woman and this pretty much sums up my thoughts on women today, society and the way we see things. Sure it is nice there is voting for women and they are treated equally in certain situations, but it has given most of them an excuse to be a total s***, or feel entitled to more than equality, I’m tired of women always preaching for “equality” and slyly asking for better things than men. Why is it ok for a woman to hit a man but he can’t hit her back in self defense? It makes me angry that guys are so terrified to fight back when a woman is beating on them, and it’s pretty demeaning. A friend of mine got the shit beat out of him by a chick and didn’t even touch her, and they arrested him.

    What kind of justice bullshit is that?!

  122. Jessica
    December 29th, 2009 at 11:01

    Anonymous :OMFG! AWESOME! Its like the female commandments! These are THE BEST dating tips for women I’ve ever seen “…when a man dances he wants to dance”

    But really, when does a man ever want to dance? My ex-husband wouldn’t even dance with me at our wedding!

    Anyway, these rules really are just about being courteous and classy on a date – they don’t apply to an entire relationship (at least that’s not what they were intended for.) General respect for each other is what is important on the long term – love, trust, and kindness. And it goes both ways these days, not just from women to men.

  123. Nick
    December 29th, 2009 at 12:08

    maybe he’s writing the check to pay the bill

  124. Anon
    December 29th, 2009 at 17:15

    Every girl should read this. Then they should go back to doing laundry and making dinner.

  125. PaperMaShea
    December 29th, 2009 at 20:44

    @thtGuy ahahahahahahahahahaha you are totally THAT GUY, thtGuy. Way to be. For the record, I know plenty of girls who don’t wear makeup and are fine with how they look. I don’t, but I don’t think makeup is a bad thing either.

    And chances are, you’re probably never, ever getting laid. Have fun with your judgment and your internet p0rn!

  126. Srh
    December 30th, 2009 at 00:56

    Rather sexist, don’t you think?

  127. timothy the great
    December 30th, 2009 at 09:00

    @Nicky
    what do you call it when you stick your finger in his ear? a wet whilly? or are you cleaning it for him?

  128. MysteryMan
    December 30th, 2009 at 11:55

    Nick
    That is his “little black book”. Back in olden days (rolling eyes), people used to carry an address book. Playboys (before Playaz’s) or wannabee Playboys called their book a “Little Black Book” They would have the names and phone numbers of “Young Ladies” or “Bitches” they had met writen in it. Some of the Playboys often from Jersey, had a star system next to the name, they would put a star next to the ones that they “liked” wink wink. It looks to me like he is either crossing out her number or putting two stars next to it ;) .
    Don’t be late.
    Don’t look/act like a slob.
    Don’t be a sl*t, until later.
    Don’t make me carry you home.
    Pay the bill. LOL,
    Yeah a lot has changed.

  129. pat dolan
    December 30th, 2009 at 17:55

    This is solid commedy!

  130. Ann
    December 31st, 2009 at 11:35

    @thtGuy

    Girls put ‘chemical stuff’ on their faces for men, so that they look pretty.
    The same with boobs, cuz all men care about are boobs; ofcourse there are enough girls who want to get big boobs for men.

    Girls do it all for men! So if you want that girls are being normal don’t be an ***hole.

  131. SirHat
    December 31st, 2009 at 15:55

    Wah wah, we doll ourselves up and parade our goods around like wh**es, why oh why are we only attracting shallow idiot guidos? Clearly not our fault, all men are like that!

    You know, maybe you should stop painting your face and showing off your tits and go somewhere other than discos and clubs, you might run into men that surprisingly care for more than how you look like. But this solution is SO simple that it makes me wonder if women are actually aware of this and simply choose to ignore it because it would deter what they bitch about, yet actually want: the aforementioned idiot guidos.

    Sorry ladies, but you won’t find your desired gentleman at a club, popping coronas. And he most likely won’t be a tanned gym monkey in a S-sized pink shirt with popped collar.. but as mentioned above, I doubt you really look for one anyway.

    So keep bitching about your choice, while we go back to looking for a decent female who is actually worth our admiration. Yes, they’re rather rare nowadays, but some still do exist.

  132. Katy
    December 31st, 2009 at 16:29

    I’m just upset; I’ve lost so many suitors to wrinkled stockings and using my dates handkerchief!

  133. Read more info
    December 31st, 2009 at 20:40

    @Much Worse Today
    While you try to make a valid argument You are missing the main point of feminism–Women’s equal rights. Although most feminist haters think this means allowing women to act like men or care less about society, children, and themselves, it actually means allowing women the ability to make their own life decisions through the right to vote, work for fair wages, decide to be a mother or not, and choose to marry or not. These are the same rights men have–they choose to be fathers, they can work for fair wage, they choose to marry and they make their own life decisions. Back in the 1930’s women didn’t have these choices. Rather they were forced into marriages, from propaganda, and limited means to support themselves. If you don’t like how women act today–well those are the choices and life decisions they have made for themselves. Not all women are how you imagine. I am not totally sure where you get your information–not everything you see on TV is true, it is dramatized, edited, and highly skewed to get ratings. I think you should read more research papers and books that depict Feminism and the reality of women’s lives.

  134. Anon
    January 1st, 2010 at 00:57

    Nobody is right. Everybody is wrong. No one human can know the truth about this or anything. Now go, there are better ways to distract yourself from the Ultimate Terror than this place.

  135. Nick
    January 1st, 2010 at 13:13

    Agreed.
    This may be over 70 years old but a lot of the points are still valid.
    These aren’t about “holding women back” or having them be “like objects”.
    It’s about presenting yourself in a good manner and showing your date that you think he’s worth your attention, effort and time. If I took a girl out on a date and she looked like she just rolled out of bed, used my rear view mirror to apply makeup(while I’m driving), talked to the waiter/staff about past dates, got completely wasted and flirted with every guy around….yeah…I probably wouldn’t be taking her out again.
    I like “nice” girls that know how to behave in public with someone else. Just as they would expect me to do the same. A lot of these tips can me flipped around for guys, as well. Even more if you replace the feminine parts with masculine parts. Girls don’t want guys “adjusting” themselves infront of them/in public..getting wasted and flirting with everyone..etc. etc.

    All the rampant blind feminism in these comments ARE pretty damn amusing, though.

  136. McThree
    January 1st, 2010 at 13:21

    @Read more info

    The point of feminism has nothing to do with equality. It’s purpose is to divide and conquer men and women. It has succeeded. Women have been deceived into hating men, entering the work force (more wage slaves and tax revenue for the rich), and betraying their own families and children.

    Our society has been suffering and declining for the past 40 years as a direct result of feminism. All the talk about “equal rights” is nothing but propaganda.

  137. Nick
    January 1st, 2010 at 13:24

    @SandyNaulah
    I agree completely.
    It’s nice to see some people still have manners and common sense out there. ;)

  138. Guidon
    January 2nd, 2010 at 08:25

    What the hell is the woman doing out of the kitchen or bedroom anyway?

  139. Golly Gee
    January 2nd, 2010 at 12:29

    Okay, Okay….Let’s back up a minute please. Back in the old days women were suppose to follow the rule to please the man, it is all about pleasing the man. Nowadays, it is more of an even playing field, which is the way it should have been back then also. Let’s face it most men would do anything to get in her pants anyway. Society was so backward back then and conservative. I say go women and save the ta tas…I Love the ta tas….

  140. Captain Colon
    January 3rd, 2010 at 14:32

    @Isis
    I don’t think you have a man, but not because you’re an ugly bull-dyke. You sound obnoxious and condescending, with the need to “educate” everyone who doesn’t meet your intellectual standards…so I’m guessing it has more to do with that.

    But you still haven’t let the inquiring minds know…are you hot?

  141. Stephen Cobet
    January 5th, 2010 at 01:14

    @thtGuy Oh, come on, Guy. Most of the women that guys wet themselves for (Megan Fox, Jessica Simpson, or any all the other talentless w****s on the big screen) are a hell of a lot faker than the average girls. You wouldn’t even look twice at any authentic females.

  142. sleep
    January 5th, 2010 at 16:52

    @Isis
    You can take your degrees and shove them up your ass, I work with MANY people who have advanced degrees, and it doesn’t make them smart at anything but what they studied, and it certainly doesn’t make them good people. As for weather your a man, dyke, or purple, I don’t give a flying ****, you’re just some lame platitudes trying to sound superior to every one else on some random blog, to me.

  143. NN
    January 5th, 2010 at 19:23

    Geez, bunch of feminists. Are you all having your period? Don’t feel so insulted, or stop crying about alamony (that’s just a joke as well, take it easy). It’s supposed to be funny, chill down.

  144. Randy Johnson
    January 5th, 2010 at 20:20

    I want someone to invent a program that allows you to punch sexists over the internet. I’ve learned my lesson as to getting into arguments online; they just go forever and nowhere. I’m nonviolent in 99.999% of situations, but with people that honestly still have these attitudes (and especially those who act on them) really deserve a swift fist to the face and I’m sick of them enough to deliver that.

    Also, what’s up with the Nixon lookalike in the last image cheering enthusiastically?

  145. chris
    January 6th, 2010 at 03:26

    shes passed out drunk ???

    MISSION ACCOMPLISHED :)

  146. Bad juju
    January 6th, 2010 at 16:07

    No matter what…in 1938 or present day…this woman that he took on a date would be considered acting wh*rish. No doubt about it. She obviously has no class or dignity because she is pervading herself as such. This guy is having the worst time of his life. The biggest tip that single women of the present can gather from this post is to remember to not take men for granted. Be considerate and respectful to your date, and oft times you will get the same treatment (unless you are turned on by complete jackasses).

    American feminists follow modern feminism, which has nothing to do with equality between men and women. Back in the day, sure, feminism was geared toward giving equal rights to women and equality between the sexes. However, once given all the equal rights of men and equality of the sexes, a new American feminist movement emerged insatiable. The ensuing feminism battles grew into misandry and envy. Modern feminism is destroying the world as we know it, and the new feminist woman will not be happy until she engorges it all. Instead of following this deceitful nonequal movement, why not try Equalism and become an equalist?

    @Candace
    When you say, “I think it’s fair to say that most rational, intelligent people are feminists,” I find it very distasteful. What part of your convoluted mind made you think this? In essence, you are an embodiment of the deceit. Also, I’d like to say that I am a male college student (Radiography), and I have attended several courses over the past 3 years. About 80% of all my professors (Sciences, Mathematics, and Medical related) were women. I think women are at the right level of where they should be in this modern American society. We even have a female Secretary of State, and probably soon enough a female Vice President or President. The equality is already there, so don’t deny it or use false statistics that you can’t back up to portray your ignorance.

    @SandyNaulah
    I like your take on the more modern approach to dating tips. There’s some good respectful advice.

  147. Flippin Burgers
    January 8th, 2010 at 00:28

    First of all: WOW!
    @Candace: When you say, “I think it’s fair to say that most rational, intelligent people are feminists,” I agree completely with what the above posted… that is a horrible generalization. Plus sociology teaches us that society’s views on rational and intelligent people change from culture to culture. The fact the feminists now have moved into a stage of “modern feminism” where they pull the “gender card” is disgusting. I am all for equal rights for women etc., but then you should seriously consider if women are always the best fit for certain positions. Affirmative-action hirings of minorities is a joke, why should companies hire inferior workers just to satisfy gender and race? If a person is the best for the job, they should get it.Period. The Problem is, many women (I’m not saying all) when placed in a position of power, get ridiculously hard to work with/approach on any matter. The “gender card” is bullshit, and needs to be eliminated if society plans to halt its self-implosion course it has set itself upon.
    In no way am I meaning to disrespect women, but let’s face it. Women are generally better at raising children than men are(maternal instinct). Men, whether by pressure from society or their own instincts, want to provide for their family. Is it too hard to ask for a family consisting of 2 caring, loving individuals who reach decisions together?
    Women definitely should have all the rights to raise their own family, support themselves if that is their choice, absolutely! There is no excuse for abuse,drunkenness or violence in any household.
    Anyways, great article, it made me chuckle,

  148. Steven
    January 9th, 2010 at 10:25

    If a woman gets dressed in front of me, I’m elated. If she sticks her finger in my ear, it’s time to head back to my place. If she drinks too much liquor, well,… gonna be a hot time in the old corral tonight. !!!!!!!!!!

  149. kim
    January 9th, 2010 at 14:09

    Thanks, 1960’s! Glad you happened.

  150. Mr. L. Mao
    January 9th, 2010 at 17:57

    I lol’d @ sooo many of comments calling the article old-fashioned or misogynistic! There wasn’t a single line in there that told the woman to be subservient it only admonished the reader to present themselves properly and behave with a modicum of reserve. It didn’t say:
    1. bow to your date.
    2. don’t speak your mind.
    3. agree with everything he says.
    4. put out on command.
    What it did say:
    1. be punctual
    2. avoid bouts of logorrhea
    3. Pay attention to your date.
    4. moderate you alcohol consumption and stay in control.

  151. Anon
    January 9th, 2010 at 18:24

    To all of the guys who think this is how you would like your dates- Do you like sex? If no, then please, GO BACK TO 1938!!!
    If yes, then STFU and take care of your lady a bit! I know that some of you may think that God put us here to serve and cater to you but guess what, He also gave us a brain and the ability to think for ourselves. Compromise a bit. You’d be amazed at what all it can get you. I’m pretty sure that guys today are having much, MUCH better sex and more of it. And probably all because women DON’T act like this anymore. Take your pick, but you can’t have it both ways.

  152. Not interested in debates.
    January 9th, 2010 at 21:31

    I’m amazed that no one has thought to mention that:

    A) High-definition refers to television/video, not photos.

    or

    B) I don’t even know what “the shading’s all off” means, but you sound like a moron.

    or

    C) There are these neat things called scanners and photo-editing software that make it possible to enhance old photos and put them onto your computer and then post them on websites like this one so that people can get into arguments!

    I happen to think these are legitimate because the first photo shows shadowing in the top left corner from the picture not being laid flat onto the scanner. But believe whatever you want. I’m not interested in arguments.

  153. Brooklynne
    January 9th, 2010 at 21:36

    @Craig
    you made my day with that comment. I think you’re the only one that took this in good humor.

  154. anea
    January 10th, 2010 at 03:20

    every one of these is an absolutely true statement….everything

  155. Mary
    January 10th, 2010 at 18:48

    Now they call them body shapers, hello!

  156. dazzy
    January 11th, 2010 at 00:21

    i dont think she is wearing a bra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    the pics are not fake, no one would go thru all the trouble to get the setting/furniture/background right..everything is from that period…

  157. filigreegirl
    January 11th, 2010 at 08:51

    Thanks for the Monday morning chuckle.

  158. January 11th, 2010 at 09:05

    Last picture is great, LOL

  159. weez
    January 12th, 2010 at 02:22

    What amuses me is that so many people, male and female, are taking issue with this. It would seem to me that the suggestions offered are simply that, suggestions. Furthermore, I feel like they seem to be good ideas.

    My favorite bit in all of the posts is the feminist argument. While I agree that women have not gained true equality, I blame them. It would seem that while most women want to be treated equally, they don’t want to be treated the same. If I were to treat my dates like I treat the men I socialize with, there would be a public outcry. I can call my male friends “fat ass douche-monger”, I wouldn’t dare to call a woman that. My male friends will go out in jeans and a t-shirt, women I know will dress up, even on a casual outing. If my friend “Jerry” gets out of line, I can knock him on his ass, if “Mary” gets out of line, no can do.
    To sum it up, if women expect to be treated equally, they’ve got to learn to accept some things. I will treat a woman like a lady if she acts like one, but if she does whatever she wants regardless of how I treat her, then there is no reason for me to treat her differently.

  160. Gorgonzola
    January 12th, 2010 at 17:18

    I think it’s a thirties checkbook. @G

  161. alive feminist
    January 12th, 2010 at 17:19

    just pointing out that those who attack feminism and say it is out of date/dead are out of touch with the educational and academic systems which have grown feminism into what it is today.
    what some people think of as feminism is actually radical feminism, but second-wave or postmodern feminism is a concept that you cannot be against unless you aim to oppress yourself — even if you are a man.
    if that makes no sense, it says a lot more about you than it does about me. ;)

  162. Lydia
    January 12th, 2010 at 22:29
  163. A man
    January 13th, 2010 at 00:43

    I do think that most of this is good advice for women on a date. Interestingly, also good advice for most men. People should be prompt for a date. They shouldn’t get too drunk on a date, or flirt with other people on a date. You should try to talk about things the other person wants to talk about, because THAT’S HOW YOU START A CONVERSATION! I like how so many people here are acting like these tips are evil and womanising. Guess what, THE TARGET AUDIENCE IS FOR WOMEN! the advice is still good and applicable to men, but that wasn’t the audience. This same advice probably showed up in a DIFFERENT magazine for men. Most of these tips are common courtesy. You shouldn’t make your date wait for you to get dressed, or they will get bored. That would be rude. You shouldn’t act bored on a date, even if you are. If you don’t like the date, don’t accept next time, but once you commit to a date, at least TRY to have a good time! You shouldn’t chew gum on a date because it is awkward and rude to talk while chewing gum, and just like you don’t want to hear about the giant dump we took this morning, we don’t give two shits about the new clothes you bought. If it looks good, it looks good. Otherwise, men generally don’t really care. Also, don’t talk while dancing, nothing is more awkward than that.

    The ONLY two tips that seem strange are the bra tip and the handkerchief tip, but only because most women generally know well before a date whether or not they need a bra, and most men don’t carry handkerchiefs anymore. But if I carried a stylish handkerchief, damn straight I’d be pissed if some floozy f***ed it up with her make-up that she should’ve had on before I even got there.

    Most of this advice can ONLY be broken if two people have been dating awhile and are used to each other’s habits.

  164. Gabiitho
    January 13th, 2010 at 02:16

    Oh, those days!!!

  165. January 14th, 2010 at 02:57

    All this DONTS for women, what about DONTS for men, does it mean there are alws meaningful for dates?

  166. January 14th, 2010 at 03:02

    Oh!!! This turns me off cos I am a woman who likes dating men, not men alws dating me!!

  167. Charlie
    January 14th, 2010 at 18:08

    I do agree that some of this is good advice for women. A woman that slouches seems uneducated and just sloppy. I absolutely hate it when a date starts talking to another guy on our date it’s really annoying. Last thing i hate is when you start to put on make-up right in front of us and it kind of makes us wonder that if shes putting on make up now she is not trying to impress me but some one else.

  168. Anon
    January 14th, 2010 at 22:23

    @Candace

    “Women have earned a greater percentage of bachelor’s degrees than men since the early 1980s overall, but men still earn a greater percentage of degrees in some fields, including computer and information sciences and engineering.

    From 1995–96 to 2005–06, the number of degrees earned by women grew at a faster rate than for men and accounted for over 65 percent of the increase in the total bachelor’s and master’s degrees awarded, and for nearly 85 percent of the increase in the total doctoral degrees awarded…” and so on.

    It is not until you get to the doctoral level until men start earning more degrees, but that may be personal choice rather than a glass ceiling. Not everyone wants to do research after all.

    http://www.dol.gov/wb/stats/main.htm -a note, it seems like women are earning fewer degrees if you read some of the bullets but they are only describing certain age groups. Unfortunately I could not find such comprehensive data on men, as a Men’s Bureau would be sexist, i assume ( it might actually exist, I don’t know).

    Yes, on average women get paid less. Yes, society has double standards for women AND men. The plight of woman kind is often overstated by women who feel its sting, and downplayed by men who are oblivious to it and don’t knowingly participate in an effort to pull down women. Yes, there are sexist pigs who want “their” women to get back in the kitchen. Yes there are bra burning hags who hate man kind and wish for a new world order presided over by the queen of bitchy. I don’t belong to either group, and I hope I’m right when i say most Americans don’t.

    Our culture and values are constantly evolving, changing. All of us are creating culture with everything we say and do, all the time observed or not. The world is not perfect and will likely never be, but what we do and say certainly affects the world today as well as tomorrow.

    All in all, I’d say neither side of this blog argument has flawless reasoning (including my in-between stance, give me 5 minutes of thinking and I’ll start pointing out my flaws). Leaps in philosophical, personal, natural, really ANY understandings shape our views of ourselves and others. Constantly having these man vs woman arguments bog down progress with “he said, she said” and “lets play the victim, lets play innocent” games. Our cultural problems between sexes aren’t isolated from everything else.

    I constantly try to improve myself, my understanding of me, and my understanding of those around me. My hope is that everyone else is doing the exact same thing. I’m not saying that would eliminate conflict (i don’t hate you because of your sex, I hate you because of who you are) but I really do believe it would be beneficial to everyone ;) .

    tl;dr Think more

  169. Aurora
    January 15th, 2010 at 01:09

    Hilarious……all these rules for women and not for men. Women can’t even show thier affection in public. FUNNY. I’m glad it’s 2010

  170. Ed Smith, Palm Springs, CA
    January 15th, 2010 at 12:35

    Call this sexist if you want, but a single female that wouldn’t normally give you the time of day usually changes her tune is she ends up becoming a single mother. Desperation sets in because odds are no longer in her favor.

  171. Ed Smith, Palm Springs, CA
    January 15th, 2010 at 13:00

    While I personally believe that women should have all the same rights as men, the fact of the women’s rights movement, is that the Rockefellers funded women’s lib, the Rockefellers were the one’s who got all of the newspapers and television exposure for women’s lib – the Rockefeller Foundation. The two primary reasons why the elite bankrolled women’s lib, were one, because before women’s lib the bankers couldn’t tax half the population (women) and two, because it allowed them to get children in school at an earlier age, enabling them to be indoctrinated into accepting the state as the primary family, breaking up the traditional family model.

    This revelation dovetails previous admissions on behalf of feminist pioneer Gloria Steinem, that the CIA bankrolled Ms. Magazine as part of the same agenda of breaking up traditional family models.

  172. Leah H.
    January 15th, 2010 at 19:33

    This is what we call a free spirit! haha

  173. January 16th, 2010 at 17:14

    Is there one of these for men? Be interesting to see how we’re supposed to behave!

  174. Kira
    January 17th, 2010 at 04:05

    @Jeret
    No, didnt mean the typo. **guess
    Better? :)

  175. Stupid
    January 17th, 2010 at 15:32

    @chris
    you win an internet good sir

  176. ava
    January 20th, 2010 at 22:57

    all you people are dumb. this thing was sarcasm. a joke. laugh and don’t be dumbasses.

  177. January 21st, 2010 at 10:15

    I like this :) its mostly true and funny XD
    apart from i could drink you under the table and still walk out in my 5 inch heels.x

  178. Beezlebozo
    January 23rd, 2010 at 05:17

    Why do women wear make and perfume?

    Cos they’re ugly and they smell!

  179. January 23rd, 2010 at 15:29

    i request that someone write what the man should be doing in these photos…ie- to keep his dates attention on him, he obviously is a real bore

  180. Kim
    January 24th, 2010 at 14:14

    Some of my goals in life include bettering my education so I can help others. Not only the patients that I will be serving, but also helping other women who also choose to go into fields that are male-dominated.
    I find that a few men seem to be intimidated by me, and I have had a couple even tell me so. I ask them why, and the answer always revolves around my education and the fact that I bodybuild as well. I am in no ways mean or degrading towards men who do not deserve it. It is simply because I am a female doing some things that are considered more male.
    As for the angry men on here complaining about women becoming masculine and getting PHDs and things of that nature – I feel very sorry for you. If you think really hard about the reasons you make these comments, you will see that you are intimidated and scared that you might not be as wanted anymore. It’s kind of the same concept as the angry racist southerner. They are scared that their group of whites might not have the reign anymore. I hope that these scared men can work through their fears, for their sakes as well as the sakes of those around them.

  181. Kim
    January 24th, 2010 at 14:18

    Very nice way to put it.

  182. Kat Von D
    January 25th, 2010 at 14:35

    hilarious, you are all debating over a few pictures with notes on how to be a good woman. give me a break, even me commenting on you all commenting is hilarious. so unneccesary. women were like this back in the day, they had pride and liked to look good for their men, the men were the ones who ruled the relationship. so what, we are moving on. so move on :) its cute, this is in the past. so calm er’ down.

  183. Fille
    January 25th, 2010 at 22:02

    @Much Worse Today Someone just got broken up with :)

  184. Mr. Pepperdine
    January 26th, 2010 at 12:18

    Thank you for posting this, sir. Females these days need to see the proper way for a Woman to behave. Ever since we so blindly gave women the right to vote, things went downhill. They’ve got too much freedom, and I for one am disgusted. There are only 3 places a woman should be: On her knees, on her back, or in the Kitchen.

    Listen fellas, if ya catch a woman not performing her duties, give her a good smack. That will remind her not to step out of her boundaries again. Also, a good way to let her know she is being good is to give her a firm slap on the ass. Oh, do they enjoy that…it lets them know they are doing what they are supposed to do ;)

  185. Joa
    January 27th, 2010 at 01:52

    Oh what ever happened to those days… they were good times.

  186. lisa
    January 27th, 2010 at 08:29

    @thtGuy
    yeah, im sure you date lots of women who don’t wear any make-up.

  187. L
    January 27th, 2010 at 08:31

    @Beth
    I emphatically agree. My kind of girl.

  188. Scott
    January 28th, 2010 at 14:50

    Yes, a lot has changed, but one thing remains the same, no matter how much makeup and time it takes to apply, it is all for nothing if you have big tits and wear a low cut top… then you could look like the joker and it would not matter.

  189. Popeye
    January 29th, 2010 at 11:39

    This is good advice if a women wants a man to respect her. The only reason women don’t need men right now is because of the stability in society. If there was all out war and and a break down in the system those ideas would change.

  190. Tish
    January 29th, 2010 at 15:47

    ha! you are so right! @Nicky

  191. megamya
    January 31st, 2010 at 13:03

    @ SandyNaulah:

    I completely agree with your new list. A modern woman should have part of the “old-fashioned” bit about her as well as the new modern woman twist. A man’s list could pretty much consist of similar things.

  192. knowseverything
    February 2nd, 2010 at 09:50

    Thank god, people are not like this anymore, Its pretty cut and dry nowadays, you either have sex on a date or you dont. and skip all the informalities, just a waste of time and money. Hop in the back seat, or dark corner of your favorite bar and drop them drawers!

  193. Mangel
    February 4th, 2010 at 01:46

    I use this every time I go on a date.

  194. February 4th, 2010 at 11:45

    Whoa. Thanks for posting. These are SO helpful!

  195. chris
    February 7th, 2010 at 15:57

    @blundht
    Women may not be considered ‘decorative’ anymore… but i still won’t take a girl home who can’t act proper. Just like I don’t expect her to come home with me if I don’t act proper. Stop being sensitive, and enjoy this for what it’s worth. Stupid little jokes and comics poking fun at men exist too – in great abundance. What do men do about it? We laugh! So suck it up princess, and have a sense of humour.. yeesh!

  196. chris
    February 7th, 2010 at 15:58

    knowseverything :Thank god, people are not like this anymore, Its pretty cut and dry nowadays, you either have sex on a date or you dont. and skip all the informalities, just a waste of time and money. Hop in the back seat, or dark corner of your favorite bar and drop them drawers!

    Lol – I would only do this if quite a bit of alcohol is involved, haha

  197. February 7th, 2010 at 21:15

    @Ensigh Howard Do you say any of this as an actual mom? Because I’m both a mom & not in need of any man. So, ya know, bite me :)

  198. from a feminist
    February 10th, 2010 at 20:52

    @Much Worse Today
    haha you’re pathetic.

    Sounds like you’re the one that doesn’t care about how people feel. You only care how men feel. Some women are happy keeping the home, some women are happy working. Both things are great, and women should do what makes them happy (as long as they are not hurting anyone), just as men should.

    and P.S.: Not only American women are in the workforce, in favor of feminism (which means EQUALITY OF THE SEXES, which you obviously are against), and independent of men.

    Sounds like someone is looking for a sex slave, not a partner.

  199. lol
    February 11th, 2010 at 22:32

    @DAWN

    haha you think dating a women would be any easier?

  200. Carol
    February 15th, 2010 at 13:51

    @DaveM

    A woman in 1938 would have worn, panties, girdle, stockings, a supporting camisole and a slip. They were a whole outfit under their outfit. a bra has just gotten cup sizes and separated the breasts opposed to the “Bosom” look. Advise here is for larger breasted woman. smaller breasted woman would already be wearing a camisole which was different than the camisoles we know today.

  201. Carol
    February 15th, 2010 at 14:40

    The advice is still current. It is never ok to disrespect or be rude to your date. If a man was the focus of this article the advice would pretty much be the same (one or two changes)

    this is for DATING-

    Men – when you date arrives don’t keep them waiting, don’t dress in front of them, Smile.

    Women don’t like when you borrow their handkerchief to blow your nose. or borrow their brush to fix your hair in public. handle your grooming in private

    Men don’t spread your legs and take up one and half seats. Don’t look bored. Don’t chew with your mouth open no on needs to hear or see your gum or dinner.

    If the music is load and the girl is enjoying the dance. Don’t talk. there is time for that at the table. It just shows that you are uncomfortable physically with a woman. Dance when you dance. talk when it’s time to sit and talk. (Does not apply to slow dances)

    If you need a belt wear one. Do not show your ass crack, scratch your crotch or butt.

    Don’t use the car mirror to fix your hair, contacts or adjust yourself. She need it to drive along with turning for blind spots. Use the mirror that’s attached to the passenger side sun visor. there is always one there. why the hell would you need to screw with the driver.

    Don’t be overly familiar with your female date. Touching her may not be appropriate. holding her hands fine if she wants. adjusting her clothes? no. Cleaning something off of her face. only if she says it’s ok.

    Don’t be pushy. Or give too much advice. If she doesn’t want to talk about her work, then drop it. Some women don’t want to work on their career when they are on a date. Most don’t want their date to fix them.

    Don’t be overly familiar with the waitress. Don’t talk about how much fun you had with someone else. She deserves your full attention.

    Don’t talk about the latest trade to your favorite sports team or the motor in your car or your favorite video game Talk about the things she wants to talk about. If it happens to be the same thing. Great! (she may love sports, cars or video games)

    Don’t drink too much. Some men get fun, most get loud and sloppy.

    Don’t flirt with other women or have long drawn out conversations. It’s rude to your date.

    Don’t pass out. You are too damn heavy to carry home. You will be left.

  202. Earl
    February 17th, 2010 at 23:56

    I’d hit that. In fact I think I have.

  203. gnar
    February 21st, 2010 at 03:37

    How we ever survived as a species…

  204. Captain Oblivious.
    February 23rd, 2010 at 00:41

    @Amazed
    A “Feminist” is the counterpart to the male chauvinist.
    If you are a “feminist” you want your gender to have more privileges than your counterparts.
    If you are actually serious about gender equality, say you are for gender equality– feminists are the a**holes who think only their sex can be raped, and that they are the only ones who deserve parent privileges. Male chauvinists want women obedient, bruised, and in the kitchen.
    Why would you want to be either?

  205. Captain Oblivious.
    February 23rd, 2010 at 00:45

    @Qua
    …Thank you.
    Whenever I bring up this point to women, they immediately call me an a**hole, or a sexist. Apparently, believing that women have as much power as men do to do physical damage to someone makes me a jackass. Go figure.

  206. papajuevo
    February 23rd, 2010 at 12:22

    keep ur woman in line

  207. NLDER
    February 23rd, 2010 at 23:34

    @weez

    you’re an idiot. Maybe you shouldn’t treat your male friends like that either. how about respecting PEOPLE? something tells me there’s a lot of truth in your statements, meaning, I think you actually treat your friends the way you suggest you do.

    so you’re implying that for women to feel they are being treated equally, they have to accept that from time to time they’ll get a beatdown because some arsehole didn’t agree with their comment? what’s your opinion on spousal abuse? and don’t use that lame ass argument that women are equal abusers because you don’t have the statistics to back that shit up.

  208. NLDER
    February 23rd, 2010 at 23:44

    ah crap. @Captain Oblivious
    I was just finishing my point to Weez when I saw yours.

    seriously. I know it happens and it is awful. But you CANNOT honestly argue that there is equality there. you make such a dramatic comment I concur, but the numbers of female abuse on males is ridiculously minuscule compared to the daily, no, the hourly statistics of abuse on women.

    Women are not treated as men. they are still objects and always will be so long as the media makes money on it. Unfortunately, that also means that the whole debate continues on, year after year, decade after decade because some old farts are making billions and each adolescent generation become brainwashed (both boys and girls).
    horrible cycle. never-ending debate.

    what is disgusting and embarrassing is the justifications made by the male population here.

  209. Ninja Kitten
    February 26th, 2010 at 18:23

    @thtGuy
    Ah, but you expect women to look pretty all the time? Go “Google” actresses with and with out make-up. Women are held to such ridiculous standards of beauty anymore its imposible for us not to wear all that crap. Stop demanding perfection and maybe we will stop trying to achieve it…

  210. dissapointed in you
    February 27th, 2010 at 17:25

    @David
    It is a true act of indecency to expect your date, of any gender, to ponce themselves up, and quietly tuck themselves into all of your unspoken expectations. Yes, it depends on what you’re looking for. If you want a doll, you can purchase one at any sex shop and warm it up with hot pads. If you want a woman, stockings may wrinkle, silliness and honesty are a constant danger, and lo . . . “allure” will vanish into the world of the known physical, or blossom into an appreciation of those thoughts she’s bothered to share.

  211. dissapointed in you
    February 27th, 2010 at 17:30

    @Larry Carter Center
    thank you
    I love you

  212. dissapointed in you
    February 27th, 2010 at 17:40

    @your mother
    you are the reason men think they can get away with the brutally cold way of treating the opposite sex that you may have observed above. You, by refusing your claim to equal rights (the definition of feminism) have made a fool of yourself (as it was the feminist movement that has allowed you to study for your phd as unfettered as you have thus far), and an embarrassment to me, our sex, and our species.

  213. March 2nd, 2010 at 12:04

    “Careless women never appeal to gentlemen” Oh, so that’s where I’ve been going wrong all this time!

  214. GirlPower1435
    March 3rd, 2010 at 06:33

    Wow this advice really is fantastic. I have been asked on many dates since first reading this and have followed the instructions to the letter. I am now in a serious relationship with one man :) I ensure that I fellate him at least once a day (usually whilst he eats his steak dinner, this pleases my man), and I invite over my bi-curious friends at the weekend. If you other girls can see the light and behave in this way then I assure you complete happiness, without having to be degraded, it just seems natural….

  215. jesus
    March 3rd, 2010 at 17:42

    @Nicky
    you are wrong because you are a woman..

  216. Mike
    March 4th, 2010 at 18:27

    What’s so wrong with wanting to make your man happy? What’s so terrible about that, assuming he wants to make you happy as well? I hear alot of selfish rants here from people who have no clue what is is to give.. and I’m not saying “Stand by your man”, but relationships are about giving. You SHOULD be trying to please your man whenever you can and the same goes for him. Once you stop giving, the relationship begins to suffer and there’s nothing sexist about that statement. I love my wife and I would do anything for her. If she doesn’t like the shrit I’m wearing out I’ll change it for her because I care about her opinion and what she wants. And she makes the same little sacrifices for me.

    Dressing up, acting a certain way, and trying to avoid situations that make your partner uncomfortable just makes you a GOOD DATE. It shows you actually give a shit about him and how he feels. But it goes both ways and this only applies if he’s doing the same for you, ladies. It’s not sexist, it’s not feminist… it’s reality.

  217. Mike
    March 4th, 2010 at 18:39

    Too many people posting here seem to just accept the “fact” that men are dicks and women shouldn’t have to do anything they don’t want to ever because he’s a dick and well.. he’s a dick. Screw him and what he wants because he’s a dick. It’s all about mememe and what I want and I don’t give a damn if he’s happy or not because well.. he’s a dick.

    I come home from work every day and the first thing I do is kiss my wife. I ask her how her day was. I try to help her with any housework that’s left unfinished by the time I get home. I show an active interest in her life, her friends, and what she wants to do and say. I try to keep up my appearance even though we’re married and I behave in public. I try to avoid interacting too much with other women if I’m with her because I don’t want to offend her (regardless of the innocence of said interaction). I don’t make everything about me. In fact, all of the dating tips for women posted her (aside from the brazier/girdle etc) I already follow because it’s common decency and shows I respect my wife enough to not act a fool in public and embarrass her.

    Should she not do the same for me? Oh wait.. I forgot.. I’m a dick… and she shouldn’t have to put up with my shit.

  218. Carrie
    March 5th, 2010 at 10:28

    @Willy Brown Balls
    shit turtles…
    you’re sexist..

  219. Miami area
    March 7th, 2010 at 01:56

    Why I read this and thinks in Paris Hilton… Like someone says, we are at 2010.

  220. Aj
    March 8th, 2010 at 15:28

    I don’t know how I feel about this… My husband just sent me this to show me “how to be a lady”. SERIOUSLY?!?!

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