4 thoughts on “20 Glorious Tweets About Farting”

  1. I briefly dated a guy who freaked out when I farted in front of him when he was in my apartment. He said it wasn’t lady like. I said that’s your opinion and left it at that. Later I thought wait, if I can’t fart in my own apartment in front of a lover…. He never farted in front of me though. However each time we went out somewhere especially to a restaurant, he would excuse himself to go to the bathroom and he’d be gone for 20 to 40 minutes every time. I now realise he was probably exorcising his saved up unladylike farts and filling public bathrooms with his satans spawn farts.

  2. how about at the grocery store, walking down an empty aisle. then turning the corner hoping it doesnt stick

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