*Fart on an airplane and the world wants you dead* That’s the best haha xD
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Everyone does it thank god!!
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I briefly dated a guy who freaked out when I farted in front of him when he was in my apartment. He said it wasn’t lady like. I said that’s your opinion and left it at that. Later I thought wait, if I can’t fart in my own apartment in front of a lover…. He never farted in front of me though. However each time we went out somewhere especially to a restaurant, he would excuse himself to go to the bathroom and he’d be gone for 20 to 40 minutes every time. I now realise he was probably exorcising his saved up unladylike farts and filling public bathrooms with his satans spawn farts.
*Fart on an airplane and the world wants you dead*
That’s the best haha xD
Everyone does it thank god!!
I briefly dated a guy who freaked out when I farted in front of him when he was in my apartment. He said it wasn’t lady like. I said that’s your opinion and left it at that. Later I thought wait, if I can’t fart in my own apartment in front of a lover…. He never farted in front of me though. However each time we went out somewhere especially to a restaurant, he would excuse himself to go to the bathroom and he’d be gone for 20 to 40 minutes every time. I now realise he was probably exorcising his saved up unladylike farts and filling public bathrooms with his satans spawn farts.