50 Genius Things To Read When You’re Bored

1. Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self acceptance.

2. Your dog doesn’t know you can make mistakes. When you trip over him in the dark, he thinks you got up just to kick him in the head.

3. Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super rad if you don’t know what either of those things are.

4. April Fool’s Day is the one day of the year when people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true.

5. Brushing our teeth is the closest we ever come to cleaning our skeleton.

6. Of all the bodily functions that could be contagious, be thankful it’s a yawn.

7. “DO NOT TOUCH” would probably be a really unsettling thing to read in braille.

8. Dog food could say it’s any flavor it wants, you’re not going to test it.

9. We do not check the refrigerator multiple times to find new food, we check to see if our standards have dropped enough to eat what was available.

10. If a morgue worker dies they’d still need to come in to work one more time.

11. People who don’t understand how Clark Kent can pass as superman have never seen Tony Hawk without a skateboard.

12. Technically, your alarm tone is your theme song as it starts every episode.

13. Spider-Man almost certainly has auto-rotate turned off on his phone.

14. When filling up on gas, men are probably more likely to shake the gas nozzle before putting it back than women are.

15. Babies don’t know dreams aren’t real, so they must think they have some crazy adventures with you every night.

16. If a sloth were to clap, it will always sound sarcastic.

17. The international space station takes the smartest people on the planet and turns them into maintenance workers.

18. Technically, the mailman has never gotten in the house, so as far as the dog knows, his barking is working.

19. If you don’t wear the right clothes when you go for a run, you look like an insane person.

20. The way we treat moths vs how we treat butterflies is the prime example of pretty privileges.

21. There’s a neverending waterfall of poo hidden inside every skyscraper.

22. Maybe superheroes wear capes to hide the zipper on the back of their onesie.

23. Gummy worms have more bones in them than actual worms.

24. You aren’t paid according to how hard you work, you are paid according to how hard you are to replace.

25. Worms in apples has been less of a problem than what we expected as kids.

26. Mosquitoes sure are brave for creatures with only 1 hp.

27. If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

28. If it weren’t for movies, the average person would probably have no idea what an elevator shaft looks like.

29. People who don’t indicate in traffic are people who are literally not willing to lift a finger to help co-operate.

30. Elsa is pretty athletic for a person that was locked up in her room since she was young until she turned 21.

31. If you don’t smoke pot because you’re afraid it’ll make you paranoid, you’re experiencing the side effect without even smoking.

32. Since The Matrix was released in 1999, cellphones have been replacing landlines and payphones, the only way that we were shown how to get out.

33. Ads before videos has sucked a lot of the fun out of Rick Rolling.

34. You know you’ve made it when your couches aren’t against a wall.

35. Eventually, most of the content on the internet will be from dead people.

36. While we sleep our brain makes up stories and then gets scared of them.

37. If you were bulletproof, you would probably live your entire life without knowing.

38. If magic was real it would just be a branch of science.

39. Women’s longer average lifespan is partially cancelled out by longer wait times at public restrooms.

40. Looney Toons doesn’t get enough credit for introducing countless children to classical music.

41. Future generations will have lots of high quality video footage of so many extinct animals.

42. It only takes one slow-walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that you’re a nice person.

43. The number of guys that sit when they pee must have exploded when smartphones came out.

44. A wireless charger restricts your phone much more than a wired one does.

45. The degree to which one hates mosquitoes is typically based on how much mosquitoes love them.

46. A telltale sign you’re becoming an adult is when you first realize how freaking fast dust forms.

47. Dogs hear us talk all day, but if they bark for more than a minute we tell them to stop.

48. If humans naturally had horns, we’d probably have to shave them down to a socially acceptable length.

49. Lions are so badass, they became king of the jungle without even living there.

50. You’ve probably never seen your grandparents jump.

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  1. Anonymous April 26, 2021

    fun fact if you read this it means that you are bored but you are still hear so get some help

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  2. Anonymous May 1, 2021

    Get some help from where?

  3. Saddam May 11, 2021

    To much sick of my life nothing to do nothing to think by the way 2nd one makes me Laugh 😂

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  4. eliass May 11, 2021

    nice

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  5. Anonymous May 14, 2021

    this all true and soooooooooooooo funny hahahahahahahha

  6. Musty May 16, 2021

    Nice

  7. Musty May 16, 2021

    Wow bravo :O

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  8. Anonymous May 17, 2021

    I’m in school hi. this was a good way to get in tubule I laughed to much

  9. Anonymous May 18, 2021

    I love this so interesting for some reason lol

  10. I'm not telling you my name May 19, 2021

    Wow…I read all if these in a deep voice and scared myself…haha T-T

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  11. Anonymous May 21, 2021

    qwertyuiopasdfghgjklzxcvbnm hi

  12. Anonymous May 21, 2021

    hi I am in school I got in tribble for reading this

  13. Weirdo kiddnaper May 23, 2021

    OMG 50 aka the last one is so funny 😭🤦🤣

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  14. Manzee June 6, 2021

    mosquitos sure are brave for creature with just 1 hp.lol

  15. TITS June 17, 2021

    Bruh the last one was so true…

  16. POOPIE June 17, 2021

    #2 was funny but i feel so so bad now ivw tripped over my dogs so many times in the dark now they probably think that i hate them

  17. Anonymous July 14, 2021

    This was fun to read thanks!

  18. Neng Lyheng July 27, 2021

    This is too easy

  19. Anonymous July 27, 2021

    that is csome weird crap ngl… i never thought about this stuff till i read this

  20. boobas July 31, 2021

    helped me while underthinking in a huge mental breakdown i guess, nice

  21. Anonymous August 5, 2021

    im at school right now lol

  22. Amey August 17, 2021

    Ok! I am bored their was nothing to do so I just typed in facts end this is what I get i am so bored ….any other suggestions what to read ????

  23. Amey August 17, 2021

    Ok! I am bored their was nothing to do so I just typed in facts end this is what I get i am so bored ….any other suggestions what to read ????what !!

  24. iyana August 31, 2021

    follow my ig iyana_2438_ this was fun tho lol

  25. Anonymous September 22, 2021

    Fun Fact: If a sandwich is two pieces of bread with filling in the middle, than a burger could be a sandwhich.

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