Crossing a river would be really easy
I could easily calm a crying baby
Transportation of heavy furniture would be a pleasure
Avoiding problems with cops would be easier
I wouldn’t get into trouble with angry husbands
I’d put funny mustaches on intimidating people
I’d be rich!
I’d clone-stamp-tool-away mustard stains on my shirt
Repainting walls would take less than 2 seconds
I’d cure stupid people
Original idea by cracked.com or somethingawful.com (not sure who was the first, really).
Remake by sadanduseless.com (obviously).
If only…
the last one lol
They’ll all create problems in the future
If i could photoshop in real life the world would be overrun with video game characters