Things That Only Happen In Movies, But Never Ever In Real Life

How many times have you heard the phrase “oh, that only happens in the movies”? Probably a lot. Featured below are some funny examples that never ever happens in real life but all the time on the big screen. Illustrated by Paul from Unrealitymag.

This never happens in real life.

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This only ever happen in movies.

Never happened outside movies.

This never happens outside movies.

This only happens in movies.

This happens only in movies.

This only ever happens in movies. Never in real life.

This has ever only happened in movies.

This only ever happens in movies.

This only happens in movies.

Only happens in movies.

This only happens in movies.

This only happens in movies.

This only ever happens in movies.

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  1. Anonymous November 15, 2018

    Way back in the dinosaur age,after ten seconds the dial tone would come up after someone hung up.

  2. Anonymous November 15, 2018

    I have never woken up with perfect makeup and lipstick intact.

  3. shelworth November 16, 2018

    Years ago I was driving through LA and needed some batteries, I stopped at the Carson Mall, walked in and the place went dead silent. A couple of hundred black faces turned to stare at me (I’m white). No record scratch sound though. I left without my batteries.

  4. Anonymous November 16, 2018

    I’ve never heard that music just before something bad happens

  5. Anonymous November 16, 2018

    I walked in to a bar and had the music stop and all the black people look at me…

  6. Anonymous November 16, 2018

    I regularly eat chocolate while solving criminal cases.

  7. Anonymous November 17, 2018

    My cousin stopped a plane he was about to leave on so that he could go back and propose to his girlfriend. They kept the plane waiting 2 hours on the runway while the rest of the passengers waited.

  8. linkisnotzelda December 13, 2018

    #2 happens to me all the time due to crazy twin sister

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