If you’ve ever been married or in a serious relationship, you know the drill. They bring you shopping, saying they just have to get “that one thing”, only to leave you to wait for hours on end while holding all their things. This Instagram account is a tribute to those wretched souls who are stuck in the shopping hell. Scroll down to see the most horrifying examples!
At least now there are smartphones. I remember a book called Scruples in which a high-end store had an entire upstairs floor just for men (it was published in 1978) to relax and hang out while their other half shopped. I thought it was a great idea.
Never sit down. It is the biggest mistake men can make.
I just had a conversation with my wife about the global damages of amazon shopping. She said she’s aware of it but unfortunately she just hates shopping. I guess I should be thankful.
Men: Never underestimate the power of telling someone else, “No.”
(IOW: “I’m done, we are leaving.”)
THIS is now some kind of revelation?
The guy in Costco should be going to the “Senior Buffet”
I could never undrestand this. My wife goes looking at bags, shoes, perfume, whatever and I go looking at watches, watches & watches. Eventually it’s her who is dragging me out most of the time.
Some of them have clearly passed away and are in a better place now.
department stores are clearly missing out on the opportunity to set up cigar/sports lounges and profit off of both sexes simultaneously
The struggle is real. The fact that department stores have no seating for husbands outside women’s dressing rooms is proof that this is premeditated torture and should be banned by the Geneva Convention.
10&2) Lost the Will to Live…(3) Nap Time, (6) “Oh God! Take me NOW!”
(8) They never want to see inside the store again.
(11) At least he’s got a comfy sofa to sit on.