The Shakespearean Insult Generator

20 thoughts on “The Shakespearean Insult Generator”

1. Fawning half-faced giglet!

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2. Saucy sheep-biting vassal!

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3. great

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4. ruttish hell-hated varlot

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5. Thou tiny-brained wiper of other people’s bottoms!

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6. Tottering rump-fed puttock!

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7. Must keep this handy when referring to the villainous toad-spotted hornbeast in Washington!

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8. Anyone notice Dankish? Like, you’re a meme and not even dank enough to be relevant?

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9. Paunchy flap-mouthed miscreant

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10. Frothy tickle-brained fustilarian!

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11. Your father was a hamster and your mother smelt of elderberries!

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12. Runaway!

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13. I know where this is going, thou fecal-breathed creamfaced loon!

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14. you dankish pottle-deep wheyface!

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15. THOU ROGUISH FOLLY-FALLEN PIGNUT!!!

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16. tottering hedge-born strumpet!

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17. spongey tickle-brained pigeon-egg

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18. beslubbering fat-kidneyed foot-licker

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19. me too

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20. Yeah, same here!

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