Pennsylvania: Come for the beautiful changing seasons in a temperate climate…
Leave because “temperate” turned into “bipolar”, thanks to climate change.
Leave because the state’s voters helped Trump become president.
Leave because of all the Virgin Mary statues.
Leave because… Pennsylvania.
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USA: come because you were in the caravan. Stay to cut my lawn
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Pennsylvania rocks! Shut up Meh!
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And more than half of us are democrats!
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So until you live in Pennsylvania for 36 years, you can’t talk.
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Washington state: Come for the beautiful mountains and parks,
Stay because you got lost hiking and died, or fell in a cold river/lake on a hot day and died.
Please believe the ND one and keep driving. Thank you.
New Jersey: Come to dispose of your waste. Stay because you’re the waste. I warned you that you shouldn’t have crossed Tony, but did you listen?
Pennsylvania: Come for the beautiful changing seasons in a temperate climate…
Leave because “temperate” turned into “bipolar”, thanks to climate change.
Leave because the state’s voters helped Trump become president.
Leave because of all the Virgin Mary statues.
Leave because… Pennsylvania.
USA: come because you were in the caravan. Stay to cut my lawn
Pennsylvania rocks! Shut up Meh!
And more than half of us are democrats!
So until you live in Pennsylvania for 36 years, you can’t talk.
Washington state: Come for the beautiful mountains and parks,
Stay because you got lost hiking and died, or fell in a cold river/lake on a hot day and died.
Please believe the ND one and keep driving. Thank you.
New Jersey: Come to dispose of your waste. Stay because you’re the waste. I warned you that you shouldn’t have crossed Tony, but did you listen?