7 thoughts on “Honest U.S. Tourism Slogans”

  1. Pennsylvania: Come for the beautiful changing seasons in a temperate climate…

    Leave because “temperate” turned into “bipolar”, thanks to climate change.

    Leave because the state’s voters helped Trump become president.

    Leave because of all the Virgin Mary statues.

    Leave because… Pennsylvania.

  2. Washington state: Come for the beautiful mountains and parks,
    Stay because you got lost hiking and died, or fell in a cold river/lake on a hot day and died.

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