Hilarious Examples of Toilet Graffiti

Since writing on toilet walls is done neither for critical acclaim, nor financial rewards, it is the purest form of art. Please discuss in comments.

Brilliant toilet graffiti.

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Brilliant toilet graffiti.

Brilliant toilet graffiti.

Brilliant toilet graffiti.

Brilliant toilet graffiti.

Brilliant toilet graffiti.

Brilliant toilet graffiti.

Brilliant toilet graffiti.

Brilliant toilet graffiti.

Brilliant toilet graffiti.

Brilliant toilet graffiti.

Brilliant toilet graffiti.

Brilliant toilet graffiti.

Brilliant toilet graffiti.

Brilliant toilet graffiti.

Brilliant toilet graffiti.

Brilliant toilet graffiti.

Brilliant toilet graffiti.

Brilliant toilet graffiti.

Brilliant toilet graffiti.

Brilliant toilet graffiti.

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  1. Anonymous November 9, 2019

    The cleaner’s work was all in vain, the shithouse poet strikes again.

    Here I sit broken hearted, paid a penny and only farted.

  2. Anonymous November 9, 2019

    On the back of the stall:
    “You sit this way, too, eh?”

  3. Anonymous November 9, 2019

    “Lawyers, please don’t eat the urinal cakes.”

  4. Anonymous November 9, 2019

    Rest area bathroom stall: ” I sit here in a drunken stupor, giving birth to a Nevada State Trooper”

  5. Anonymous November 9, 2019

    Alas, I sit here brokenhearted, tried to shit but only farted. Nature gave me one more chance, I had to fart and shit my pants!

  6. Anonymous November 9, 2019

    Our aim is to keep the bathroom clean, your aim will help.

  7. Anonymous November 9, 2019

    Here I sit my buns a flexin’, giving birth to another Texan

    moo quack ducky

  8. Anonymous November 9, 2019

    Here I sit in stinking vapors, wishing for some toilet papers.

  9. Anonymous November 9, 2019

    No toilet paper?
    Do not linger,Robinson Crusoe used his finger.

  10. Anonymous November 10, 2019

    It’s no use standing on the seat
    The crabs in here can jump six feet.

  11. Trump Hater November 10, 2019

    Here I sit on the porcelain can , Just gave birth to a Donald Trump Fan

  12. Anonymous November 10, 2019

    When DAWN (toilet roll brand) breaks , James Bond gets his Goldfinger

  13. Otto R. Rotic November 10, 2019

    ‘‘Twas here I sat with aching rump, giving birth to Donald tRUMP!

  14. Steve-B November 11, 2019

    No matter how hard u shake your peg,the last drop always rolls down ya leg

  15. Oldie but... November 14, 2019

    Here I sit and hesitate, should I shit or masturbate…

  16. Chuckabutty November 16, 2019

    I jump with glee I jump with joy, for I was here before Kilroy !

    To which someone replied:

    You may laugh and you may joke Kilroy WAS here but his pencil broke.

  17. Josh R November 18, 2019

    No matter how you shake it or how you dance the last drop always ends up on your pants

  18. Josh R November 18, 2019

    Confusious say man who stands on toilet is high on pot

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