Shoplifting (the art of acquiring free stuff without paying) is the equivalent of trying to pull a magic trick without the actual magic. It’s like performing a disappearing act, except the only thing that’s vanishing is your good judgment. And let’s not forget about karma! Do you really want to reborn as a unicorn with a phobia of rainbows in the next life? Hopefully these funny shoplifting signs will save you from such an unfortunate fate.
The last one.. yikes!
lmao the bondage one- maybe i should start shoplifting
Thieves deserve savage beatings. Useless creatures.
Measurable effectiveness?
who is going to steal grated cheese!?!? That is a punishment in itself, a measure of a miserable life
If only these punishments were real. My city is being drained by these scumbags and I’d love some vigilante justice once in a while.
Two store workers just got fired for calling the police on shoplifters. These signs are funny, but it’s more likely the employees would suffer than the shoplifters.
Shoplifters are useless dregs. Each and every one of them deserve to have their facial bones shattered with a baseball bat and left comatose.