Shoplifting (the art of acquiring free stuff without paying) is the equivalent of trying to pull a magic trick without the actual magic. It’s like performing a disappearing act, except the only thing that’s vanishing is your good judgment. And let’s not forget about karma! Do you really want to reborn as a unicorn with a phobia of rainbows in the next life? Hopefully these funny shoplifting signs will save you from such an unfortunate fate.
The last one.. yikes!
lmao the bondage one- maybe i should start shoplifting
Measurable effectiveness?
who is going to steal grated cheese!?!? That is a punishment in itself, a measure of a miserable life
If only these punishments were real. My city is being drained by these scumbags and I’d love some vigilante justice once in a while.
Two store workers just got fired for calling the police on shoplifters. These signs are funny, but it’s more likely the employees would suffer than the shoplifters.