Dog Tags Are Always Useful (And Sometimes Hilarious)

If you are tired of usual boring dog collar tags, check out these beautiful creations. We spent many hours going over countless Etsy stores to find the funniest examples, so you can give your pet a Christmas present. Scroll down and enjoy!

Got lost looking for bitches.
Made by ItsAboutTheWag

If you can read this...
Made by LaurenElaineDesigns

Can't hold my licker.
Made by rockawaygypsea

Funny dog tag.
Made by FireflyLaneStamping

Funny dog tag.
Made by PrettyInappropriateS

Have your people call my people.
Made by SweetWilliamLondon

Funny dog tag.
Made by TheImageIndustry

Funny dog tag.
Made by LaurenElaineDesigns

Every day is hump day.
Made by BabyPuppyDesigns

I know I'm cute but...
Made by JanetCanStamp

Funny dog tag.
Made by WaggyPooch

Funny collar tag.
Made by thRUFFtyPup

Garbage disposal tag.
Made by WowieGoods

I bark at ugly people.
Made by Furpose

Fluffy not fat.
Made by TheDashingHoundCo

Funny dog tag.
Made by JanetCanStamp

Wiggle butt.
Made by LowKeyDesignCanada

Call my mom.
Made by CustombyCarlie

I love to fart.
Made by TagzNwagz

Funny dog tag.
Made by Offensivemakes

Funny dog tag.
Made by FireflyLaneStamping


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  1. Crashemup December 4, 2020

    I could use some of those

  2. Phishfreak48 December 4, 2020

    I had one made for my dog that said ‘This is a very good dog’ And he was… the best. RIP Ludwig

  3. Anonymous December 4, 2020

    I ❤️ to fart, that’s perfect for Lilo

  4. Arina, Mila's friend March 23, 2021

    I saw a dog tag saying “please take me home” on a dog, and my friend actually wanted to take the dog with the tag home!

  5. suomynonA December 4, 2021

    If I were to do this I’d make it say “If you are reading this you are not my owner.”

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