Simply Brilliant Sidewalk Signs

When it comes to sidewalk signs, some bar and cafe owners get really creative and come up with brilliant ideas. Scroll down to see them all!

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The choice is yours.

We don't judge.

Education is important but...

You say alcoholism, I say liver crossfit.

Eat lots here!

Pubs: the official sunblock of Ireland.

Eat here or we will both starve.

"Trust me, you can dance."

Oh, you hate your job?

Carrots will improve your vision but booze will double it!

We don't serve women here.

Sometimes I just want...

Fun fact.

You are not an alcoholic. You are a pirate.

Free beer!

Hungry? Thirsty? Lonely?

No hipsters!

Soup of the day.

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  1. Hams Solo February 20, 2019

    Actually, Hamsters are no vegs, they eat meat

  2. Hams Solo detractor February 20, 2019

    Actually your comment bored me. The joke was good.

  3. Hams Solo Corrector March 2, 2019

    Don’t expect pub owners to know everything about everything.

  4. Anonymous June 13, 2019

    The hamster one made me LOL

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