This Twitter Account Keeps Making Hilarious Fake Fanta Flavors

One of the stranger aspects of our modern lives is that food companies are forever releasing new flavors, regardless of whether they actually taste good. Remember cappuccino-flavored Lays? Hopefully not. That’s exactly what prompted Laura González to create @fakefantas, a Twitter account that generates made-up flavors of the popular soda. Scroll down to see the funniest examples.

Communist Blowfish Fanta is my all-time favorite flavor.

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Beat the heat with Lesbian Bouquet Fanta!

Ever tried Eggplant Fanta?

Try Goat Fanta today!

Enjoy some Taco Fanta!

Delicious Corn Fanta.

Try Gay Mystery Fanta today!

Enjoy Poisonous Rose Fanta!

Beat the heat with Tender Gloves Fanta!

Enjoy some Lipstick Fanta!

Chill with a Clothes And Potato Fanta

Try Toxic Spaghetti Fanta today!

Enjoy Spider Web Fanta!

Duck Fanta is back for Summer!

Relax with a fresh Uptight Japanese Goblin Fanta!

Time for a Repulsive Turtle Fanta!

Ever tried Large Poop Fanta?

Try the new British Dog Fanta!

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  1. Mr. Fartsall November 28, 2018

    Repulsive Turtle is excellent, pairs well with chicken.

  2. TomDCL November 28, 2018

    … and Spider Web should be drunk with Hubba Bubba bubble gum, which all of a certain age will recall is made with spider eggs.

  3. SarCarsm November 28, 2018

    There is a big difference of quality between a dog and a British dog. KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

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