Death and resurrection may not be the most traumatizing thing about Easter, and contrary to popular belief, a man in a bunny suit and small children are not always a good match. Everything about these bunnies is wrong. And the poor kids can feel it. Note to parents: please don’t make Easter family photos. Ever.
8 months from now you’ll be posting ‘Creepy Christmas Family Photos.’ Just substitute Santa Claus for the Easter Bunny.
So this is what Jesus looked like when he rose from the dead?
Some of those remind me of the “Grinch” that stole Christmas
1, That’s put me right off Easter eggs. 2&3, Definitely NO!
6, What is that supposed to be? 7, Slightly alien looking.
9, Don’t look at the eyes! 12, Grandpa Bunny? 14, Stuff of nightmares.
16, Alien Bunny again. 17, Creepy uncle comes to call.
18,19&20, words fail me. 22, Bet he plays Santa, too.
Donnie Darko: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
Frank: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
“Death and resurrection may not be the most traumatizing thing about Easter…”
Got some news for you: if you think *the* pivotal, restorative moment in man’s relationship to God is “traumatizing,” you’re not going to like the Judgment.
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