Behold, the Yodeling Pickle! Truly a marvel of modern technology. It’s the perfect combination of two things that should never go together: pickles and yodeling. Yes, it’s actually a real thing you can buy online, and it’s completely, totally 100% pointless.
Picture this: you’re at a fancy dinner party, and everyone is sipping on their expensive wine, nibbling on appetisers, and making small talk. Suddenly, you pull out the Yodeling Pickle from your pocket and press the button. The room falls silent as the unmistakable sound of a annoying yodeling voice emanates from the pickle. You can see the confusion on everyone’s faces as they try to figure out what the hell is wrong with you. When you’re not using it to entertain your friends, the Yodeling Pickle can just chill out in your kitchen, adding a touch of absurdity to your life. It will be an ever-present reminder that you have wasted your hard-earned money on dumb stuff.
Yodeling is a style of singing that originated in the Swiss Alps and was traditionally used by mountain herders to communicate with one another across long distances. It involves rapid changes in pitch, creating a distinctive and recognizable sound. Over time, yodeling became popular in other parts of Europe and eventually made its way to the US. In the early 20th century, yodeling became a popular element in country and western music. The Yodeling Pickle, however, has nothing to do with the actual tradition of yodeling. It has nothing to do with anything. It’s pointless.
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8 thoughts on “Yodeling Pickle: The Most Pointless Product Ever Created”
I gave one to my father several years ago. The perfect gift when you don’t know what to give,
I just wanted to write something about that guy looks suspiciously similar to wierd Al. But hey, it’s him!
My husband got me one of these as an anniversary present. It lives in the silverware drawer. Whenever you shut the drawer too hard you can hear the muffled sound of yodeling.
Most annoying gift ever.
Most outrageous is not the color, the ugly looks or disgusting sound but the price of 30 Eur ?? Jesus… The Chinese probably make it for 30 cents.
If it vibrates I’ll take one!
Perfect gift for those who a Big Mouth Billy Bass. I see a duet in their future
It’s ago roughly 30 years, but I still lucidly remember meeting a guy in college who was really sweet, but had a very dark streak. He was actually a pen pal with serial killers with little drawings by them and everything – that little revelation was a real eyes askance moment for me, even with numerous drinks coursing through my bloodstream – but what kept me coming back to the guy was his homemade electric chair for pickles. He’d turn out the lights, flick the voltage, and the soft glow of inexorable justice would illuminate his dorm room.
An older, more sober version of myself would come to understand the deep faults in the capital punishment system, but a certain greenish gleam still comes to my eye when I recollect those electric pickle nights.