Miserable Husbands Trapped In The Shopping Hell

If you’ve ever been married, you know the drill. They bring you shopping, saying they just have to get “that one thing”, only to leave you to wait for hours on end while holding all their things. This Instagram account is a tribute to those wretched souls who are stuck in the shopping hell. Scroll down to see the funniest examples.

The look of defeat.

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Miserable husband trapped in the shopping hell.

Poor guy trapped in the shopping hell.

Miserable men stuck in the shopping hell.

Miserable man stuck in the shopping hell.

Poor guys trapped in the shopping hell.

Poor guy trapped in the shopping hell.

Totally defeated man.

Miserable husband trapped in the shopping hell.

Poor husbands trapped in the shopping hell.

Miserable husband stuck in shopping hell.

Poor guy stuck in the shopping hell.

A thousand mile stare.

Waiting patiently? Or crying?

Silent scream.

Men trapped in lingerie store.

He surrendered.

He can't take it anymore.

Exhausted husband trapped in the shopping hell.

Poor dude stuck in the shopping hell.

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  1. Anonymous November 19, 2018

    Most of these look like miserable dads, not husbands.

  2. Some dads ARE husbands November 19, 2018

    Some of these dudes would do well to get up and walk around a bit.

    The guys with smartphones are happier than they look. I can wait around forever so long as I have an LTS signal and some battery life.

  3. Anonymous November 19, 2018

    Everyone makes choices.

  4. Anonymous November 19, 2018

    You are all Dumbasses for going!!!

  5. A Non Emus November 19, 2018

    Look excited, choose something hideous and tell them would look great in it, insist they try it on. Especially in the underwear dept, choose a really skimpy number and be very loud. Point at a good looking customer, point, and say “I bet she’d look great in one of these”. Chances are you won’t be invited next time 😪

  6. Sean November 19, 2018

    These men would have more fun if they shopped for some new threads themselves. Treat yo self bruh!

  7. Snkn November 19, 2018

    ^ exactly. Looks like they could use some new clothes.

  8. Tigger November 19, 2018

    And how many hours have their spouses waited for them to finish up their “quality time” in the bathroom?

  9. Anonymous November 19, 2018

    “Anonymous November 19, 2018
    Most of these look like miserable dads, not husbands”

    I’m willing to bet my pinky that this right there ^^ is a woman commenting.

  10. An Onymous November 19, 2018

    These people are there because they love their wives and try too support them… It is sad to see how unkind and abusive are these comments

  11. Anonymous November 19, 2018

    woman told me once that wives are never abusive.

  12. the only rational adult here November 19, 2018

    seems my stripey-shirted dude in the second-to-last pic is def having a heart attack on that dirty goodwill couch. let’s ask the boys of pic 16 who has a charged phone battery, we need to call an ambulance

  13. igetdraggedshopping November 19, 2018

    see this post for the funny side and not be such judgemental ****stains

  14. Barfenator November 20, 2018

    I thought the guy leaning against the door checking out the chick outside looks a little like Al Bundy.

  15. Anonymous November 20, 2018

    That comment about “miserable dads vs miserable husbands” is just stupid as hell. Typically dads ARE husbands to someone.

  16. Bendit November 20, 2018

    I used to give my X a time limit, then i used to go home in the car she had to take the bus

  17. Jackson November 20, 2018

    So many of them look dead. Let this be a lesson you all – shopping kills.

  18. Anonymous November 20, 2018

    Bendit….maybe that’s why she’s now your ex.

  19. sociopath November 20, 2018

    Looks like the perfect breeding ground for future serial killers and to be honest, who could blame them.

  20. Anonymous November 21, 2018

    YUP bendit… anon of nov 20th is sooooo right. My hubby loves me cuz I hate to shop as much as he does… HOWEVER when I have to go shopping he enjoys going with me, cuz he knows his opinion is the only one I need… And igetdraggedshopping… THANKS! cuz NO SH*$!!!! This is to be amusing and give someone a giggle. It’s not meant to be a serious forum on societal norms for pete’s sake!

  21. Ian November 23, 2018

    I refuse to go in and have a sleep in the car

  22. Anonymous November 23, 2018

    With a few exceptions, the guys are sitting in chairs provided by the stores. I have often wished that Lowe’s and Home Depot would set up an area with their rocking chairs and a few magazines for the wives. Miserable looking at bolts and plumbing tools.

  23. Doug November 23, 2018

    these all look like great places to sell beer.

  24. Anonymous November 23, 2018

    Yeah sure “dads”, since when teenagers want their dads to go with them shopping

  25. Anonymous November 23, 2018

    Tigger – you hit the nail on the head — pun intended.
    -A wife

  26. Wacky November 23, 2018

    This article seems to suggest that men have been violated by their partners. When there’s love in the relationship little sacrifice such as this should not be an issue.

  27. Anonymous November 24, 2018

    Wacky, lighten up. Most men would rather have a root canal than go shopping, so why bring them lol.

  28. A loving husband November 25, 2018

    Glad my picture isn’t in here.
    But it should be.
    Damn……

  29. bumface November 29, 2018

    oof

  30. Anonymous November 30, 2018

    A now defunct center near me had the right idea: a sports bar in the center!

  31. Anonymous December 1, 2018

    > Most of these look like miserable dads, not husbands.<

    Curiously, when mapped as a Venn diagram, there is a significant intersection between the two sets.

  32. Jannie December 1, 2018

    I love these pics! Just showed that wives shop longer! Men end up waiting- and try to find a comfy place!

  33. Anonymous December 1, 2018

    Don’t go! Don’t let your partner drag you into that hideous place. Drop them off and pick them up later when they text that they are finally finished and everyone will be better off :D

  34. Anonymous December 2, 2018

    most any woman you meet will tell you they’re an empath (they have theory of mind – who knew this was a super power?) if you don’t run away fast enough. Yet the man they love can rot on chair being miserable for hours. Go figure. At least the men are kind enough to be tricked into going to begin with.

  35. Anonymous December 3, 2018

    I was looking for me in those photos.

  36. Love has limits, when it comes to shopping! haha December 3, 2018

    I solved this problem (partly): after about 5 years in, I said I would go along but I got to pick something out that she had to try on; after about 10 years in I had a different solution: I said say she could shop all she wanted, but she had to hold her own things. She could only hold and carry so much, and it made her tired, so instead of 3 hours shopping, it was 30 minutes. And sometimes I would tell her I was going to a nearby store that had something interesting to me, and she would have to come get me.

  37. Anonymous December 4, 2018

    Good FSM, y’all are taking this a bit too seriously don’t you think? Men, if you don’t want to go, don’t go. As a woman, not only do I despise shopping, I hated it more when my partner was with me. Sit back, have a giggle, and go to sleep on an Ikea couch…IF YOU CAN!!! (those things are terrible!)

  38. yeah, it's me and I don't care who knows it December 4, 2018

    The second to the last one looks like my daughter’s father-in-law, which it could be, since it looks to be a second hand store, which, I’m pretty sure is the only place the mother-in-law shops.

  39. Anonymous December 7, 2018

    get a life…

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