Honest Valentine’s Day Cards

Have you ever wondered how would Valentine’s Day cards look if they told the truth? Well, wonder no more. Someecards have answered this exact question. Scroll down to see them all and don’t forget to add your honest Valentine’s Day messages in comments.

You had me at your proper use of "you're".

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I love you because we hate the same things.

I want to spend the rest of my life trying to get out of debt with you.

Your face. I like that shit.

I want to be with you until our clothes are considered retro.

I love you so much more that just your life-saving body heat.

Let's relax tonight by spending two hours trying to find something to watch on Netflix.

Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me...

We'd be a normal couple if it weren't for you.

I love you so much, I don't care if you can hear me pooping.

You're the one...

I want to grow so old with you that people can't tell our genders apart.

My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.

Let's have a fiscally but not sexually conservative Valentine's day.

I love you enough to pretend I love you all the time.

I could never be with someone else...

I love you in a way that's nauseating to others.

You make me happier than...

I love you so much that...

I love you enough to never cook for you.

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  1. Anonymous February 12, 2019

    I love you, but not enough to tell you about the habit you have that tells me when you’re lying.

  2. Anonymous February 12, 2019

    I love you so much I’ll let you eat the last piece of chocolate

  3. Anonymous February 14, 2019

    I love you enough to take care of you, even when you’re mean

  4. Anonymous February 14, 2019

    I love you even if you do hog the bed and snore at night

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