Brilliant Americans Who Think USA Is 2019 Years Old

Makes you wonder how these people are able to function at all… Scroll down to see a list of Twitter users who believe USA just turned 2019…

Can't believe the United States is 2019 years old now. Happy Birthday USA!


Crazy to think that the USA is 2019 years old.

Happy 2019th birthday to the US of A!

omg i cant believe that america turns 2019 tonight!! happy birthday america!!

Happy birthday!

Crazy that tomorrow the USA turns 2019 years old. Time flies by man.

Happy birthday America! Just 2019 years ago, George Washington discovered this great country!

Happy b-day, America!

America turns 2019 years old in just 6 hours. Happy Birthday!!!!

It really is crazy to think that America has been around for 2019 years, wow! Happy new year and happy birthday America!


I still can't believe...


Tonight the USA turns 2019 years old.

Happy birthday America! 2019 years of excellence

I forgot to say this at midnight but happy birthday America. 2019 years old now. Wow.

Crazy how the USA is 2019 years old today

Little late to the party.

Happy new year!

Yay! Happy birthday!



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  1. Anonymous January 2, 2019

    Sadly so…history will not be kind….

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  3. Thelonious Funk January 2, 2019

    I am speechless…

  4. Anonymous January 2, 2019

    This is why Trump is president

  5. Rob January 2, 2019

    Just wait until next year when Trump tweets that it has now been 2020 years since he discovered America. The year after it will be 2021 years since he created the Earth :-)

  6. Paul January 2, 2019

    These people are joking. It’s a joke.

  7. Anonymous January 2, 2019

    There is NO WAY America will get to celebrate its 2019th birthday. And I am not even a moslem or russian.

  8. Maurice Reed January 2, 2019

    Are these the same dumb****s thst think the World is 2019 years old?

  9. dm10003 January 2, 2019

    90% are likely joking and are more clever than the person who put this list together. The one about Washington is comic genius.

  10. Rav January 2, 2019

    HAS to be a joke, right? I mean these people ostensibly know about Independence Day, yes?

  11. Anonymous January 3, 2019

    Definitely not a joke. Trump suppoter’s vast intellect on display!

  12. Snarkour January 16, 2019

    Idiocracy pretty much nailed it then..

  13. Anonymous January 20, 2019

    If you believe these tweets are serious it says more about you than it does about them.

  14. Anonymous May 31, 2019

    this is so dumb, of course, Americans think that the calendar that we have currently is centred around how old their silly country is. wake up guys you’re not the centre of human history.

  15. Still Giggling July 3, 2019

    I just think it is extremely funny reading – whether they are serious or not

  16. Anonymous July 6, 2019

    I can’t take it anymore lmao

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