The Funniest Tweets From Election Night

Election day 2020 has come and gone and all that’s left is to count the votes. If you were one of the many people who stayed up watching the returns on the news, you’ll know what an agonizing and unsatisfying ordeal it was to watch them roll in… Just like these hilarious twitter users listed below.

Voting: he's doing it wrong.

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Regardless of your political leanings, I think we should all want Joe Biden to win tonight just to see what sort of hideous animatronic monstrosity Disney will cook up in his likeness for the Hall of Presidents.

I’m still hopeful that Biden can win, just slightly concerned that he’ll have died of old age by the time his votes are counted.

If Trump gets voted out, he is definitely the type to leave a log in the toilet for Biden.

Remember when Voldemort prematurely declared victory at the Battle of Hogwarts?

I’ll be honest I’m not sure giving the election to the first person to yell I DECLARE VICTORY like Michael Scott from The Office is the best possible system

It’s like we are watching a championship game but the scoreboard is broken and just keeps putting up random numbers.

Me: ima stay off social media for my mental health today Also me:

Excited to relive our collective trauma together.

This is like being awake during your own surgery.

Today's mood.

2020: the only year where we all get to be epidemiologists, meteorologists, sociologists, economists, and political scientists.

america, you got this

For those keeping up with the elections, this is what we know so far. Any questions?

I am so excited waiting for election results. It feels like Christmas morning, before you get to unwrap presents. If there were ten presents under the tree and one contained an improvised explosive device.

Election night emotions.

Waiting for election results is like waiting for a grade on a group project. I know I did my part right, but I’m scared y’all messed it up.

an electoral map if Biden wins every state containing area codes where Ludacris claimed to have hoes

Have you been drinking?

UK vs. US

it is an honor to be here with all of you frantically reading things we don't understand and feeling tightness in our chests

reminder: take a deep breath. stop watching the news. go for a walk. keep walking until you're in a new country with automatic voter registration. start a new life

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  1. Gina November 5, 2020

    Much needed. Tears. Thank you.

  2. A Tipperarian November 5, 2020

    People, stop counting. Trump already said we won.

  3. ImaginaryLoop November 14, 2020

    A Tipperarian: Not funny.Might have been funny back when people still knew the difference between fact and fiction…. Those were the good days.

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