There is only one thing worse than being behind someone in line at Subway that orders more than one sandwich, and that is when you forget to bring your phone into the toilet when you need to take a dump. Sure, you can clean out your wallet, look at shampoo bottle labels, or just sit alone with your dark thoughts. But that’s no fun, is it? Here’s a solution: the Potty Piano is an electronic keyboard that sits on the floor and wraps around the toilet and allows you to play it with your feet while sitting on the can.
It even comes with an instruction song book which hopefully comes packed with songs all about pooping, and will teach you all you need to know about playing the keyboard with your feet that you didn’t learn from the 1988 movie “Big”. It’s powered via 1 non-standard battery, contains a speaker in the bottom left corner of the device, will fit most standard sized toilets, and measures 27.4 inches wide x 16 inches long. That’s 70 cm wide x 40 cm long for those who don’t understand freedom units.
Just think about the reaction you’ll get when you invite your friends over. As soon as they’ll step foot into the bathroom and see that brightly colored keyboard sitting on the floor, their faces light up with a mixture of confusion and an urge to leave your house and never come back. Will they risk looking silly and step onto the mat, hoping to coax out a few tunes? Or will they play it cool and pretend like they didn’t see it?
You can get this useful musical instrument on Amazon, if you feel like spending some of your hard-earned money on stupid stuff. Please note that this site is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate affiliate we earn from qualifying purchases.