This Toilet Piano Lets You Create Music While You Poo

There is only one thing worse than being behind someone in line at Subway that orders more than one sandwich, and that is when you forget to bring your phone into the toilet when you need to take a dump. Sure, you can clean out your wallet, look at shampoo bottle labels, or just sit alone with your dark thoughts. But that’s no fun, is it? Here’s a solution: the Potty Piano is an electronic keyboard that sits on the floor and wraps around the toilet and allows you to play it with your feet while sitting on the can.

Potty piano.

It even comes with an instruction song book which hopefully comes packed with songs all about pooping, and will teach you all you need to know about playing the keyboard with your feet that you didn’t learn from the 1988 movie Big.

Toilet piano.

The Potty Piano toilet keyboard is powered via 1 non-standard battery, contains a speaker in the bottom left corner of the device, will fit most standard sized toilets, and measures 27.4 inches (70 cm) wide x 16 inches (40 cm) long.

Toilet piano.

Toilet piano in action.

You can get this useful musical instrument on Amazon, if you feel like spending some of your hard-earned money on stupid stuff.



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  1. Pee Piano ? July 20, 2021

    Can we play with drops of urine?

  2. Anonymous July 20, 2021

    No video dammit.

  3. Anonymous July 20, 2021

    The ads accompanying this article on my browser were for pianos and piano movers.

  4. Oh crap July 24, 2021

    What a shitty article i wasted my time on

  5. Anonymous July 25, 2021

    Great idea✅✅

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