What Your Shoes Really Say About You? …According To a Bored Shoe Salesman

A retail employee, who goes by the username Ghostify on Imgur, was recently bored at work and decided to draft up a handy guide on what different types of shoes say about those who wear them…

What these type of shoes tell about the owner.

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What these type of shoes tell about the owner.

What these type of shoes tell about the owner.

What these type of shoes tell about the owner.

What these type of shoes tell about the owner.

What these type of shoes tell about the owner.

What these type of shoes tell about the owner.

What these type of shoes tell about the owner.

What these type of shoes tell about the owner.

What these type of shoes tell about the owner.

What these type of shoes tell about the owner.

What these type of shoes tell about the owner.

What these type of shoes tell about the owner.

What these type of shoes tell about the owner.

What these type of shoes tell about the owner.

What these type of shoes tell about the owner.

What these type of shoes tell about the owner.

What these type of shoes tell about the owner.

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  1. Crashemup October 11, 2020

    Nice story telling. 37 year old grandmother, wow.

  2. Sharon October 11, 2020

    37 … what took her so long? In Essex that is old!

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  3. Anonymous October 11, 2020

    Patricia got married at age 5? These are funny.

  4. Michelle October 11, 2020

    Frighteningly accurate in some cases!

  5. AnonyMouse October 12, 2020

    I’m pic #2. Sad but true.

    Here, I’ll prove it to you. Pull my finger.

    Old guy Haiku

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  6. Anonymous October 12, 2020

    Patricia is 53 years old and married since her 5th birthday in 1972.
    Jewel is 37 and all of her kids have moved out? She must have started having kids at puberty.

    Math is hard.

  7. Anonymous October 13, 2020

    Spends all her money on mid.
    What the heck is “mid”?

  8. Anonymous October 13, 2020

    maybe mid grade weed?

  9. Name October 14, 2020

    Comment…

  10. ImaginaryLoop October 24, 2020

    Kristynne & Brendon are the only ones with enough grip on their soles.
    The winter’s coming and so are the slippery slopes known as sidewalks.

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