Are you a lonely man looking to purchase a yoga-pants wearing butt pillow to snuggle up with a night, so it can become your 1/4 wife? If the answer is YES, you are in luck! The Buttress Pillow makers claim that it feels like a real woman’s butt and sleeping on it will help to reduce anxiety. We, however, think that’s bullshit, and they made this just for fun.
But wait, there’s more! If you feel so invigorated, the thighs separate so that you an actually dress your butt pillow into your favorite pajamas or undies. Don’t worry: it’s not creepy at all! But wait, there’s even more! When not being used as a face or body pillow, the butt shaped pillow can be used as a handy little phone or table stand! Amazing, isn’t it?
The yoga pants wearing butt pillow comes in a few different colors to choose from, is made using 100% natural latex made from the sap of trees, and includes permanent silky inner cover and yoga-pant outer cover. So, what are you waiting for? Let your freak flag fly and order one on Amazon!