Squeezable Stress Sausages For When You’re Extra Stressed at Work

What is with stress relief toys all having to have some sort of sexual innuendo to them? First Stress Balls, and now stress sausages! Anyway… Stress Sausages are perfect for relieving stress while also intimidating and frightening your husband or boyfriend at the same time. They come in three different types to choose from, including a frankfurter sausage, a saveloy sausage, and a weisswurst sausage.

Stress sausages.

Enjoy a plethora of different stress relieve techniques with the sausage including stretching, smashing, smushing, or even whipping your significant other across the back in a mushroom stamp like-manner.

Stress sausage.

Stress sausage.

Crafted from durable rubber, these sausages would make a perfect gag-gift for anyone with a stressful office job, or just someone who really enjoys… sausages… Each one will measure approximately 6 inches (15 cm) long (wink, wink).

Stress sausage.

If you feel like you need these in your life, you can get Stress Sausages on Amazon so Jeff Bezos can make a little more money to fund his space flights.

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  1. JEANNE July 20, 2021

    NO WAY HOW STUPID!

  2. Anonymous July 20, 2021

    So this is what they mean when they are saying beating my meat.

  3. Micheal Jackson July 20, 2021

    Just beat it! Beat it!

  4. Anonymous July 21, 2021

    No need, I already have a sausage with me.

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  5. Anonymous July 21, 2021

    I’d not get any less stressed but a lot more hungry.

  6. Anonymous July 21, 2021

    These sausages are sold on Amazon. Bezos is bald. He rides in a phallic rocket. It’s all coming together. All we need are Ace and Gary from the “Ambiguously Gay Duo”.

  7. Tea July 22, 2021

    They are also useful when one needs to beat an annoying person. Or a sub.

  8. OH NO July 24, 2021

    Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ? Well, actually it’s a stress relieving weisswurt sausage ヾ(˙❥˙)ノ

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