Top 10 Funniest Croc Accessories Ever

With their distinctive holes and awkward form, Croc shoes are a fashion disaster; they appear to have been made from scraps of shower mats. One can only wonder why these are so popular; it seems as though people have lost their minds and the sense of fashion. Unfortunately, Crocs are selling like hotcakes, which makes … Read more

Neckbeard: The Worst Choice of Facial Hair Ever

The word neckbeard, deriving from the conjoining of the words “neck” and “beard” is the mullet of beards, the Crocs of beards, the worst choice of facial hair you can make. The name is a reference to the poor grooming and hygiene standards typically held by such men, with the result that their facial hair … Read more

Crocodile Socks by Emma Bermudez

When the snow falls and the cold wind blows, you’ll need a cozy and comfortable friend to keep you warm… while he’s simultaneously eating your legs. That’s exactly why Emma Bermudez decided to knit these socks with textured stitch pattern across the body (designed to mimic a crocodile’s skin), raised eyes, nose bobbles, a gapping … Read more

Handerpants: Underpants For Your Hands

People around the world really love to wear stupid things. We’ve previously featured Fish Sandals, Crocs Handbags, and Muscle Leggings. Obviously, it was just a matter of time until someone decided to create underpants for hands and call them Handerpants. You can get this weird thing on Amazon and join thousands of people on Instagram … Read more