In Poland, there is a LARP group @4thofJulyLarp that roleplays as contemporary Americans. They just come together and show off their most American-ish outfits and act out various scenarios that they imagine would happen in the USA. It’s brilliant. Real Americans, please let us know in the comments if they got it right!
This looks like rural Texas so much.
Nailed it.
Can I move to Poland? At least they know it’s a game.
The redneck lady with the ny Yankees bag is pure blasphemy. Other than that, this looks like a hilarious time
Great! I suggest adding a few bibles here and there;)
This is pure magic! But everyone here needs to gain at minimum 50 pounds—especially the men.
Y’all are too skinny to be ‘mericans.
This was awesome, I had a good laugh. Some of the police officers look rather thin and European, and not quite angry enough but everything else was spot on.
Excellent depiction of the south – the “God Bless aMErica” sign one is perfect.
This looks like a small segment of America, but America is so much bigger than that. I’ve never seen anyone like that where I live
I have seen them all over South Dakota. With the Sturgis Motorcycle Rally anything goes.
That’s odd, I’m not saying it’s never happened, but I don’t hear of people illegally invading Poland and then being taken care of in exchange for a promise to vote for the corruption that’s paying for their stay 🤔
The tank top, undershirts and front porches are too clean. Also missing budweiser but otherwise pretty dead on…
Not even close: The women are way to good looking and everyone needs to gain 50-100 pounds.
Nailed it 💗
Not enough “women” with 5 o’clock shadow, screaming at people to respect their rights who are just going about their day.
Far too many white people being arrested, clothes are too long and seem new(ish). Need AT LEAST 3-4 months worn, washed weekly. You are portraying southern people and there are just too many teeth on those people, you should have a full set between the lot of them. The ones getting arrested aren’t asking for the manager and seem to be doing so peacefully. Not enough racism, we are excellent at doing laundry because we know how to separate colors. And to be honest those signs look a little too well done, one was done in cursive almost, please lower your artistic ability and use phonics for the spelling, Amerika.
I’ve never been to the southern states before but this is what I, as an American, picture when I think of the southern hillbillies.
That’s the old school country Americans. You can find those in many states
First you must set your own neighborhoods on fire, now that’s American.
The Coca-Cola fueled meth lab.
Handwriting is way too good…
I love this! The type of culture America has embraced is so much if a joke that this is a thing. Just missed all the homeless people and people in rolly carts and the haybale pools with mismatched suits and men with sunburns from socks and sunglasses. I did really like the aMErica sign, it’s so true, but most Americans can’t understand what it says, plain as it is, because they cannot read beyond an American sixth grade level. Yes, I’m American.
Completely fake looking… not one confederate flag.
You sure this isn’t just who The View thinks America is 10 miles out from Manhattan?
They need some signs about sinners going to hell.
Absolutely nailed it. All that’s missing are a few Walmart bags and more people sitting on rocking chairs on the porch. Oh and somewhere on the site there has to be a collection of LARPers pretending to be from the suburbs, to drive briskly past the rest of the group ^_^
It looks like they’ve been watching a lot of the “Justified” series.
For authenticity “Rosanne” and “Modern Family” should top the list.
Accurate
Everyone looks too fit and healthy.
Wonder if they’ll still be having this LARP event after the Americans withdraw their military presence and leave them to fend for themselves?
Their idea of Americans comes from media, which is anti-american propaganda produced by rootless globalist Marxists, and yet they still would rather emulate that over the multicultural homosexual woke culture lol
I live in Oklahoma unfortunately a lot of these scenarios are pretty close not quite as gritty I don’t see any babies in the background next to a bottle of liquor or any racial slurs or incoherent Christian ideology but for the most part they could probably fit in relatively easy 😭
Was bout to say why are the white people getting arrested that’s not how it works lmao
My mom was right, we are awesome!
Nope, all your cops are arresting white people and those that are arrested don’t look like they’ve been tazed or anything.
The signs are ok but most people are going to have signs talking shit about a politician or politically charged public figure if they have signs at all. All those rural looking cosplayers with guns need confederate flags too, those should be everywhere.
Also I see no homeless cosplayers. Being American definitely means you’ll be seeing homeless people.
more fat people and more guns
More meat, less potatoes
Can’t wait to see the American LARP group about the Catholic anti-abortion pierogi types, ought to be great!
Looks about like what I see every day in Alabama
I live in Texas. This was hilarious! While I don’t, personally, know anybody that would fit these stereotypes that are shown in the photos- I know they are around. I see them, usually in their F150 Ford pick up trucks, with a gun rack on the back, and “God Bless America” bumper sticker- or something crude.
The woman holding a gun in the back of a car should also be holding a baby. Everyone needs to gain at least 50lbs. The cop in the black vest- our cops don’t dress like that, that’s too European. The signs should be misspelled. There should also be Bible verses or poor references to Bible verses on some of the signs. There should be an abortion protestor in khakis and a white polo with a collage sign of dead babies and holding a bullhorn.
While I love this. I live in Vermont so some of the same stuff. But this missed dogs.Dogs are American as Apple pie and ar15s .
Not enough guns and dead schoolchildren.
Lmao. That is spot on. Good job people 🤣🤣🤣
These depict a sliver and of poor white trash in the American South, not exactly representative of mainstream America.
I grew up in the south and somehow wound up in Idaho. These people have covered both pretty well. Also, somebody get me out of here, please!
And this is why we can’t have nice things…
In America we tell Polish jokes…
Is that guy cooking meth?