Just In Time For Summer: Pink Coffin Pool Float With Lid

Have you ever thought to yourself, “Man, the beach is awesome, but what if it had more death?” If yes, then oh boy, we have a treat for you. This pink coffin pool float (complete with lid) was created by Canadian designers Andrew Greenbaum and Ian Felton who launched a Pom Pom Floats brand to make their dream come true. It perfectly encapsulates my two biggest fears of being buried alive and drowning. So much fun, right?

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  1. Anonymous April 25, 2019

    no thank you weird

  2. Rob April 25, 2019

    You need other colors

  3. Michael April 25, 2019

    I want one in black!

  4. Bri April 25, 2019

    If y’all throw out there a purple or black one.
    I’ll happily float out to sea 💜

  5. Lucy April 25, 2019

    That anonymous is a loser, this is cool. Totally want one.

  6. Anonymous April 25, 2019

    Must have one.

  7. Anonymous April 26, 2019

    Nice

  8. Francis April 26, 2019

    I want one with a naked girl inside

  9. Sammi Slaughter April 26, 2019

    I NEED THIS TAKE MY MONEY

  10. Kemlove24 April 26, 2019

    ya’ll need Blue, Purple and black! ya’ll would make bank lol

  11. Anonymous April 26, 2019

    More color choices, please!

  12. Anonymous April 26, 2019

    Why is this not real!?!?😢😢😢😢😢

  13. Anonymous April 26, 2019

    Where can I buy this?

  14. Snake McSnakey April 26, 2019

    How long till you suffocate inside one of those things?

  15. Anonymous April 26, 2019

    Black would get way too hot, if you had it open. If it was closed, it would be fine. But more colors would be awesome. Or a multi colored one!

  16. Anonymous April 26, 2019

    It IS real you CAN buy it its on the website link provided “pom pom floats”.

  17. Anonymous April 26, 2019
  18. Anonymous April 26, 2019

    I want one but 100 dollars is redick

  19. Anonymous April 26, 2019

    How can I get one?

  20. Bodhi Be April 26, 2019

    was about to ‘add to cart’ till i saw the blatant sexism to sell.

  21. Anonymous April 26, 2019

    That would be perfect for me to play a prank on some of the people in my family. We have a bit of a twisted sense of humor. Lol

  22. Anonymous April 27, 2019

    Lay me down on a bed of roses 🥀

  23. Lisa April 27, 2019

    Getting one on the first!!

  24. Brett April 27, 2019

    Does it come in silky oak With silver handles?

  25. Oops I did it again April 27, 2019

    YES, ANOTHER WAY FOR ME TO DIE

  26. Hume Oris April 27, 2019

    Plan ahead for an easy and cheap funeral.

  27. Arthur Knight April 27, 2019

    “…. was about to ‘add to cart’ till i saw the blatant sexism to sell”. It wouldn’t say it’s blatant. The guy wasn’t that good looking. ☺☺☺

  28. Seldom Scene April 27, 2019

    With towel padding and a pillow, it could make for a nice nap in the pool. I wouldn’t do that at the beach though; you could end up in Paraguay.

  29. Kat April 27, 2019

    Purple or black, or marbleized colors… yes!

  30. Anonymous April 27, 2019

    I wonder if the lid is strong enough for someone to use that as a raft… I want the actual coffin part for me haha.

  31. Rach April 27, 2019

    Ok now where do we buy these from and how much

  32. SickGirl April 28, 2019

    You can’t actually add to cart on your site! I want one!

  33. Anonymous April 28, 2019

    Imagine falling asleep and waking up in the middle of nowhere!!

  34. Anonymous April 28, 2019

    That cute guy looks like he needs some company in there!

  35. The Thinker April 28, 2019

    Everyone calling for dark colors, you do know you’d literally roast in there right? The dark colors would absorb the heat of the sun. But hey, at least you’d be ready for burial.

  36. Nick C. April 28, 2019

    Seriously… I’ll buy SEVERAL if you make ’em in brown or even black lol honestly. Because THAT’S awesome. No pink though. Can’t use it.

  37. Anonymous April 28, 2019

    And there goes the high death rate of kids, The parents that don’t pay attention to their kids as it is. Their kids are gonna get in it close the lid fall asleep and then suffocate. That’s whats gonna happen and than cry that boo-hoos , and want to file a lawsuit. Because it’s always the company‘s fault, most parents will never take responsibility for their actions as a parent. I can just see it happening 😡🤬😡

  38. Anonymous April 28, 2019

    where can i get one

  39. DeePee April 29, 2019

    Just think of the kinky things you could do with this…

  40. Hornblat April 29, 2019

    Lookout ! Here comes the Swim Reaper !

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