These scrotum shaped stress balls is a vulgar way to take out your stress at the office or at home. Simply attach the dangling balls to the underside of your desk, and whenever you feel your stress levels rising, reach over and give the balls a quick squeeze and tug. Now the only thing you have to worry about is Nancy from HR walking in on you squeezing your balls underneath your desk.
Aptly named NiceBalls, the under-desk scrotum stress balls are made by a Spanish company called Imaginarte, and are available on Amazon for $19.99 proving once again that Spanish people are a little weird.
The company that makes this ridiculous thing assures us that it eliminates muscle knots and tension, breaks up adhesions and stimulate blood flow and delivers some kind of therapeutic relief. However, to us it sounds like a bunch of made up bullshit, and we’re are pretty sure that they made this product just because it’s hilarious.
NiceBalls is made up using hypoallergenic PVC and hypoallergenic oil, so it won’t give you an allergic reaction. That’s good to know because it would be really dumb to stress about potential health issues while squeezing an anti-stress ball.
Should you really spend twenty bucks for something this stupid? Well, it depends. Do you have someone you hate who’s having a birthday soon? If yes, it might be worth it.
15 thoughts on “Under-Desk Testicles Stress Ball For When You’re Extra Stressed at Work”
Pink!? Just give me a reason!
Because it is lovely
Pink like all the Pepto Bismol you’ll need if you get fixated on these rubber bollocks.
As a guy, this is pretty much the LAST thing you want to teach people to squeeze away their stress on. Handle gently, please. :)
You can pretend they’re your bosses’! 😆
Give secretly to an enemy for birthday. Make sure to invite HR Mgr to the festivities for cake.
I already have two of those attached to me
The only balls u have
Guaranteed trip to HR.
Don’t make excuses for failure, just find a way for success
Happy Memorial Day, all our Vetwrans! Nothing but ☮❤
squeeze them balls like theres no tomorrow. really get in there and work em. make sure you wipe them on your lips when finished! Send them to 23rd Jameson St. Dover, Delaware. (I dont mind if there is a little ass juice on them;)
i love balls