The Guide of Mormon Missionary Positions

Portland-based photographer Neil Dacosta satirized the Mormons’ politicized stance on same-sex relations by coming up with this brilliant guide of Mormon missionary positions.

This is how mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

This is how Mormons do it.

If you enjoyed this gallery and like this kind of humor, you should also check out The Married Kama Sutra we previously published on this awesome site.

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  1. Churchill's tortoise June 25, 2020

    Could an American explain this satire to a puzzled Brit, please?

  2. Koizoh Rível June 25, 2020

    Hahahahaha

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  3. Anonymous June 25, 2020

    Not funny.

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  4. Frank Zappa June 26, 2020

    “Remember, there is a big difference between kneeling down and bending over”

  5. L. Ron Hubbard. June 26, 2020

    You’re right. It’s not funny. It’s hilarious!

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  6. Al-nonymous June 26, 2020

    In the US, when Mormons reach their 18th birthday, they are expected to bicycle around door-to-door preaching their particular brand of good news for 2 years. They dress like the two guys in the pictures. The first position is called Missionary as the Jesuits taught it was the only position that should be used for procreation. That’s the joke, the Mormon Missionaries are doing it missionary style. Ha.

  7. Anonymous June 26, 2020

    When the Mormon missionaries come knocking on my door, I’ll never look at them quite the same way again.

  8. zeph June 27, 2020

    I guess it’s ok to make fun of some religions but not others. Right? To find out, you could switch “Mormons” with another religion and see what happens!

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  9. Lassie B June 27, 2020

    I thought it was hilarious!

  10. Anonymous June 28, 2020

    Zeph, calm down. I make fun of all religions. Mormons aren’t special.

  11. Churchill's tortoise June 29, 2020

    Al-nonymous – thanks, I get it now. It’s confusing because the cultural reference for that dress code in the UK is the young men who serve customers in electronic hardware shops – complete with name badges and short-sleeved shirts.

    There are similar door-to-door purveyors of cults in the UK, but they either don’t have a recognisable dress code or they wear suits.

    Apologies for my cultural ignorance. I’ll never look at the guys in Currys the same way.

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